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[Eminem]

Josh "Control" Towers =p

 

[R_GILL]

Ah crap, McGowan is struggling. Oh well, with Towers pitching I didn't think we would win this one. Hopefully Chacin can pitch well tommorrow.

 

[captmcblack]

POSITIVELY DAMONIC.

.

 

[Matrix]

Andy fucking sucks this year,f-ing perfect *rolls eyes*

 

[Desperado]

Andy fucking sucks this year,f-ing perfect *rolls eyes*

He needs his best friend

 

[Eminem]

Surprise, surprise, Rusch gives up another homer :lol

 

[Eminem]

AND ANOTHER!

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Fifty]

Aaron Hill fucking sucks.

 

[Y2Kev]

AND ANOTHER!

:lol :lol :lol :lol

OMG how many? 3?

 

[R_GILL]

Bah, Jays had a chance to get back into this and only could get 1 run, oh well, still in this. This game is taking too damn long, my God, 2 hours already and we are in the bottom of the 5th.

 

[Eminem]

OMG how many? 3?

4 homers given up in 2.2 innings.

Then he gives up back to back walks, and now he gone!

 

[Y2Kev]

4 homers given up in 2.2 innings.

Then he gives up back to back walks, and now he gone!

Damn, I was hoping for more.

I remember when he was on the Mets. :lol

 

[Eminem]

:lol Cubs relief.

Aardsma gives up an RBI single to the pitcher, then walks the bases loaded.



edit: and he walks a run in :lol

 

[firex]

that's what makes me love watching the cubs! and I don't even hate them on the level that you do.

 

[Y2Kev]

Oh man I am watching on MLB tv now.

 

[R_GILL]

Oh I am going to be heavily drinking tonight, the way things are going, throw a strike already Marcum.

 

[Eminem]

Detroit is beating the Twins 17-1 with 21 hits :lol :lol

edit: :lol :lol Another homer for the Brewers

 

[Fifty]

Hey, at least we're not The Twins

 

[Y2Kev]

YOU KILLED SHEFFIELD. YOU BASTARDS

 

[jman2050]

Sheffield Nooooooooooo

 

[Eminem]

Oh god you guys in the all-suck league are in trouble. I have Glendon Rusch playing at Wrigley, where right now the wind is blowing out :lol

Oh I was on the money with that one. 2.2 IP, 17 batters faced, 7 ER, 4 HR, 2 BBs

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Haha, figures. I have him on my fantasy team.

 

[Fifty]

At least we know one thing after today: The Yankees can hit AAA pitching.

 

[Eminem]

At least we know one thing after today: The Yankees can hit AAA pitching.

Unless it's Seth McClung

 

[Y2Kev]

Unless it's Seth McClung

You mean Cy Mc Young?

And A-Rod can't hit anything.

 

[captmcblack]

At least we know one thing after today: The Yankees can hit AAA pitching.

False.

We can beat up former Cy Young winners.
We can't touch journeymen and AAA pitchers, though.

Also, LOL @ Jason Giambi's OBP. That shit is .547.

POINT FIVE-FOUR-SEVEN. :lol

 

[R_GILL]

Oh God, someone help Marcum out, this is difficult to watch.

 

[jman2050]

Giambi's OBP is absoluely ridiculous.

 

[The Frankman]

False.

We can beat up former Cy Young winners.
We can't touch journeymen and AAA pitchers, though.

Also, LOL @ Jason Giambi's OBP. That shit is .547.

POINT FIVE-FOUR-SEVEN. :lol

Hey man, Jason Giambi drinks steroids.

"Jason Giambi drinks steroids???"

 

[The Frankman]

Josh "Control" Towers =p

Josh Towers for Victoria Zambrano. Straight up. No questions asked. No backsees.

 

[Fifty]

No pitcher is safe today against the Tigers, jeez.

- J. Nathan relieved J. Rincon
- C. Granderson doubled to center
- P. Polanco hit by pitch
- I. Rodriguez singled to center, C. Granderson scored, P. Polanco to second

That's 18 runs on 23 hits

 

[Eminem]

2 run homer for the Brewers :lol

 

[captmcblack]

Hey man, Carlos Delgado drinks steroids.

"Carlos Delgado drinks steroids???"

Fixed.

[EDIT: GENERAL URINEHANDS STRIKES. 13-6, bitches.]

 

[Eminem]

13-0 Brewers with the bases loaded :lol :lol

Just call this game already.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Hmm, a lot of blowouts so far today.

This means Lenny Dinardo will give up approximately 1.7 million runs tonight.

 

[MrOctober]

This means Lenny Dinardo will give up approximately 1.7 million runs tonight.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[calder]

Shittiest thing about the Jays game beyond the, you know, obvious was the fact they almost made a game of it in the 5th.

 

[The Frankman]

Hey man, Gary Sheffield committed perjury.

"Gary Sheffield committed perjury???"

Fixed. Delgado takes au natural spinach.

The Game strikes again and says tonight Glavine and a 5-2 Mets win.

 

[captmcblack]

Fixed. Delgado takes the Cream and the Clear.

That's more like it.

 

[Incognito]

I wonder who has the best record in the league so far...

...oh that's right, the REDS! Delivered yet another beatdown on the Asssstros this afternoon.

:lol

Start the engraving already. I want my trophy.

 

[Y2Kev]

When I'm watching the Tampa feed on MLB, I get no commercials.

When I am watching NESN, I get commercials. What's up with that?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

We're being one-hit by DOUG FUCKING WAECHTER.

Somebody just shoot me in the face right now. Everytime I think we've hit rock bottom, we somehow manage to fall even further.

EDIT: Well not anymore. But we still suck.

 

[mashoutposse]

Went to the Yankees game. What a fun experience (plus was close as heck, Field Championship tix for the win). I still can't believe that they scored a run in every inning; that's as rare as a perfect game (maybe even more rare). That made me say WOW.

 

[Y2Kev]

Went to the Yankees game. What a fun experience (plus was close as heck, Field Championship tix for the win). I still can't believe that they scored a run in every inning; that's as rare as a perfect game (maybe even more rare). That made me say WOW.

2nd time in history. Last time it happened was 1939 for los Yanquis.

 

[mashoutposse]

2nd time in history. Last time it happened was 1939 for los Yanquis.

Now THAT made me say wow.

What a perfect day today. You had to be there -- the weather was absolutely perfect, the field looked awesome, and of course we won

 

[Barrage]

STEPS TO MAKING THIS JAYS TEAM A TRUE CONTENDER
-Trade A.J."Ouchie" Burnett to get O-Dog back.

-Set Hinske and Hill on fire(I don't care what Hinske's AVG is, we'll regret him being on this team in a few months.)

Voila! The perfect Jays team!

 

[Elta]

Wow, Sox really turned this one around in the 9th! Rays are pissed because of the call on the at-bat by Nixon.

 

[Eminem]

Brian Meadows
Tyler Walker
Travis Harper
Dan Miceli
Shawn Camp
Ruddy Lugo
Chad Orvella


That's the bullpen on a major league team? Holy fucking shit.

 

[Y2Kev]

Brian Meadows
Tyler Walker
Travis Harper
Dan Miceli
Shawn Camp
Ruddy Lugo
Chad Orvella


That's the bullpen on a major league team? Holy fucking shit.

Orvella can be serviceable. Travis Harper is SO bad. I remember his BEATING last year we gave him.

 

[The Frankman]

Mets are now 7 GAMES UP:

Two Down, One to Go.

"Excuse me, I'll take METS SWEEP ATLANTA for the win, Trebek!!!"