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[Y2Kev]

I can't decide whose lineup is more LOL worthy tonight.

It's an AAA game!

Jaret Wrong returns.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Nixon's first pitch swinging when a pitcher is getting worked pisses me off.

Wow, he didn't GIDP.

Oh God, I forgot Varitek was hitting 6th again. Kill me.

I hope somebody mugs Francona tonight.

 

[Y2Kev]

Well that was funny.

So much for no walks.

 

[Eminem]

Varitek is worthless

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Varitek is worthless

The captain is killing his crew.

 

[Y2Kev]

MUTINY!!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

MUTINY!!

Francona needs to pull his head out of his ass. Tek might be hitting the wall, and guys hitting .230 should not be batting 6th. Get the old man down there with A-Gon.

 

[Eminem]

The captain is killing his crew.

:lol Your starting all-star catcher!


btw Glendon Rusch is starting against Arroyo again tonight. The first two times they met, Arroyo hit a homer against him.

I predict Bronson goes 2-3 with two homers.

 

[Fifty]

Dammit, the Jays game is most likely rained out. At least this means we'll have Halladay going against the Tigers offense.

edit: looks like they're going....

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

:lol Your starting all-star catcher!


btw Glendon Rusch is starting against Arroyo again tonight. The first two times they met, Arroyo hit a homer against him.

I predict Bronson goes 2-3 with two homers.

:lol The fan vote sucks.

Tonight could be the night Arroyo passes Wily Mo in the great home run race.

 

[Eminem]

Arroyo up with a runner on!


Aw, he strikes out =(

 

[Y2Kev]

BWAHAHAH Bernie strikes Piggy Schill!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Oh for crying out loud. Schilling serves one up to the corpse. Classy display by Bernie to avoid the idiotic second inning curtain call.

Our pitching staff has homeritis.

 

[Eminem]

Grimsley gave Bernie HGH

 

[Y2Kev]

Bernie squeezes HGH from Giambi's manboobs.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I think I'm going to be ill.

It's the same old song and dance seemingly every game for this team now--threaten early, squander, disappear.

 

[Y2Kev]

David Ortiz is batting in the .250s with a .360 OBP. His OPS is .916, his worst as a Sox. Still good though.

"Bad" slump for Papi.

Damon is MASHING!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Ortiz has been "all or nothing" lately. I don't know what has gotten into him.

Must be off the HGH.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

come on melky way...

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

:lol Damon: Idiot for life

 

[Y2Kev]

Varitek is lucky that was not another DP.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Tek is poopy.

Lowell with a base hit. I think we need to move him down to 9th and bat A-Gon 7th.

 

[MrOctober]

Seriously what happened to our bats?

If only it were possible to win games based on fielding alone.

 

[Eminem]

Konerko with a 2 run homer in the first. We need like, 4 times that before I feel safe with Garland pitching

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Okay Gonzalez got a hit. We HAVE to score this inning.

Our offense is so smelly we've been relegated to small ball. Boooo.

Remember when the Red Sox used to work counts and get big hits? Those were the days.

 

[Y2Kev]

I ****ing hate the bottom of our lineup.

The Red Sox are lucky with the bottom by virtue of the fact that Francona doesn't know how to build one. Ours just sucks total ass.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I hate to say it, but I have little to no confidence in our team scoring 3 more runs in this game. *SIGH*

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

CANO!!!

 

[MrOctober]

No outs, two on, tieing run at the plate, how much you wanna bet we strand those runners?

 

[Y2Kev]

WTF Jaret Wrong stop it.

If he throws more than 80 pitches he immediately becomes a BP pitcher.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

get the bullpen up, let's finish this off.

 

[MrOctober]

How about one of those patented doubles Lowell? Bases clearing and everything.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I guess it's the law of averages.

If we can't at least tie the game here... I have my switch blade ready.

 

[Eminem]

Jon Garland, you had me tricked for almost 3 innings. Now I know better. I still hate you.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

godamn ****ing damn goat ****er of ****ing hell........

 

[R_GILL]

What the hell was that, Halladay with a 2 base error. God damn.


YESSSSSSSSSSSSs. Reed Johnson with the diving catch to save a run.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

If Proctor makes it through the season without having serious surgery on his arm, I will be surprised.

 

[MrOctober]

Youk the Proctorlogist. Let's get this done.

Also does the guy who owns Sullivan Tire have pictures of Francona touching children or something? Because those cheap ass commercials piss me off to no end, and i doubt with the low quality they can afford him.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Youk the Proctologist. Let's get this done.

Also does the guy who owns Sullivan Tire have pictures of Francona touching children or something? Because those cheap ass commercials piss me off to no end, and i doubt with the low quality they can afford him.

ooooh, local commercials. give me the dirt.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Awesome. Great job by Youk to hit it to noodle arm Damon.

 

[Y2Kev]

Well, you can put your switch blade away. Now we need a DP.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Well, you can put your switch blade away. Now we need a DP.

no,no. i wanna see what happens next...

 

[MrOctober]

ooooh, local commercials. give me the dirt.

:lol Francona is in like 10 Sullivan Tire commercials that are dirt cheap and painful to watch. The owner has his kids acting in them and they ask Francona questions about baseball. The owner then comes on and relates whatever baseball topic was just under discussion to his tire store. More often then not it's a serious stretch to get the baseball reference to actually relate in a normal sounding way. Also everyone in the commercial has the acting ability of Paris Hilton so i want to stab my eyes out with a spoon whenever they come on.

 

[Y2Kev]

****ing A-rod.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

YAAAAAY

Great AB by A-Gon

 

[The Frankman]

zambrano. and also, peterson cant fix injuries. DURRRRRR.......

Puny mortal, you underestimate the POWER of PETERSON.

He made the Red Sea with one drop of his blood.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

****ING WORTHLESS MOTHER****ER OF ****LANDIA, CAN YOU FOR ONCE MAKE A PALY THAT MATTERS. GOD ****ING ****ER ****ING GOAT ****ER......

 

[Y2Kev]

****ING WORTHLESS MOTHER****ER OF ****LANDIA, CAN YOU FOR ONCE MAKE A PALY THAT MATTERS. GOD ****ING ****ER ****ING GOAT ****ER......

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:lol :lol :lol :lol

11 errors. Gold glove play, wonderlol.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Give A-Gon his base hit you dipshit official scorer.

 

[Eminem]

****landia? :lol