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Official MLB Thread - 2006 Season
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Ninja Scooter
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what's gonna happen if the Yankees catch the Mets as far as best record in the majors is concerned? Will Kuroyume attempt the mythical "Simultaneous Double Bandwagon"?
Ninja Scooter
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Kuroyume said:
sounds like you're getting nervous.
The Frankman
Banned
A dramatic re-enactment to yesterday's Mets/Marlins game, World of WarCraft style:
Rick Peterson: okay, so we got a tough opponent in the Marlins tonight they're feisty, should we go all out?
Tom Glavine: Well Dave needs innings, we don't know if he's on the postseason roster.
Peterson: Isn't he the new guy? And don't we have Darren Oliver?
Glavine: Yeah, but we can use another lefty.
*Rick looks at Dave, sighs*
Peterson: Okay, we'll get him some in, he's been awesome. Marlins have been rolling recently, so you pitch them offspeed ... keep them off balanced and wait for our offensive attack.
Willie Randolph: ummm guys, here's the plan. I figure we can have Reyes cause havoc on the bases, let LoDuca do his intangible stuff, have CBelt and Del-GOT IT hit some homers... we gotta crush these guys' hopes. We gotta hit them quick, have 'em down early... we'll be in trouble unless we take them down early. Of course have David Wright and Cliff Floyd kill the Marlins you know. Pete, can you give me a number crunch?
Peterson: ... uhhh, I'm getting a 69% chance of success here. Annibal Sanchez is a tough guy, but it's better than Arizona's chances (team laughs all around). Okay, let's look at--
Dave Williams: All right chums, I'm ... let's do this! BIG DAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE WIIILLLLLLLLLIIAAAAMMMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!!
(shocked expressions)
Peterson: OMG I think the just went to the mound and is pitching to the Marlins!!
Randolph: ... wtf - SAVE HIM!!
Lastings Milledge: Aww geez aww geez...
David Wright: Lets go, lets go!!
(rest of Mets' starters hurry out to field)
Carlos Beltran: Stick to the plan!!
Paul LoDuca: C'mon hurry up!!
Jose Valentin: Aw gee aw ****.
(Marlins lead 4-0)
Cliff Floyd: Wait I got it...
(Marlins lead 4-2)
Floyd: Wha - I can't move!! Am I lagging? wotthehell?
Milledge: Wotthehell?
Wright: Oh my GOSH!!!
(Marlins threaten, bullpen warms up)
Roberto Hernandez: Wait, we got em.
Heath Bell: I got em I got em!
(Marlins now lead 7-2)
Steve Trachsel: I don't think Hernandez or Bell should pitch here ...
Peterson: OMG OMG ...
(Marlins now lead 16-2 by 7th)
Peterson: Oh my God.
Randolph: OH MY GOD!!!
Peterson: GODDAMNIT, DAVE!!!
Randolph: Goddamnit...
Pedro Martinez: Dave you moron.
John Maine: You dumbass!!
Darren Oliver: This is ridiculous...
Floyd: I'm out...
Beltran: That's it.
El Duque: Why do you do this shit Dave?
Williams: ... it's not my fault!!
(Marlins win, 16-5)
*Rick Peterson sighs disgustedly*
Randolph: Oh God, oh for... GREAT JOB, GUYS!!!
Peterson: Dave, you are just stupid as hell.
Dave Williams: ... at least I have chicken.
Rick Peterson: okay, so we got a tough opponent in the Marlins tonight they're feisty, should we go all out?
Tom Glavine: Well Dave needs innings, we don't know if he's on the postseason roster.
Peterson: Isn't he the new guy? And don't we have Darren Oliver?
Glavine: Yeah, but we can use another lefty.
*Rick looks at Dave, sighs*
Peterson: Okay, we'll get him some in, he's been awesome. Marlins have been rolling recently, so you pitch them offspeed ... keep them off balanced and wait for our offensive attack.
Willie Randolph: ummm guys, here's the plan. I figure we can have Reyes cause havoc on the bases, let LoDuca do his intangible stuff, have CBelt and Del-GOT IT hit some homers... we gotta crush these guys' hopes. We gotta hit them quick, have 'em down early... we'll be in trouble unless we take them down early. Of course have David Wright and Cliff Floyd kill the Marlins you know. Pete, can you give me a number crunch?
Peterson: ... uhhh, I'm getting a 69% chance of success here. Annibal Sanchez is a tough guy, but it's better than Arizona's chances (team laughs all around). Okay, let's look at--
Dave Williams: All right chums, I'm ... let's do this! BIG DAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE WIIILLLLLLLLLIIAAAAMMMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!!
(shocked expressions)
Peterson: OMG I think the just went to the mound and is pitching to the Marlins!!
Randolph: ... wtf - SAVE HIM!!
Lastings Milledge: Aww geez aww geez...
David Wright: Lets go, lets go!!
(rest of Mets' starters hurry out to field)
Carlos Beltran: Stick to the plan!!
Paul LoDuca: C'mon hurry up!!
Jose Valentin: Aw gee aw ****.
(Marlins lead 4-0)
Cliff Floyd: Wait I got it...
(Marlins lead 4-2)
Floyd: Wha - I can't move!! Am I lagging? wotthehell?
Milledge: Wotthehell?
Wright: Oh my GOSH!!!
(Marlins threaten, bullpen warms up)
Roberto Hernandez: Wait, we got em.
Heath Bell: I got em I got em!
(Marlins now lead 7-2)
Steve Trachsel: I don't think Hernandez or Bell should pitch here ...
Peterson: OMG OMG ...
(Marlins now lead 16-2 by 7th)
Peterson: Oh my God.
Randolph: OH MY GOD!!!
Peterson: GODDAMNIT, DAVE!!!
Randolph: Goddamnit...
Pedro Martinez: Dave you moron.
John Maine: You dumbass!!
Darren Oliver: This is ridiculous...
Floyd: I'm out...
Beltran: That's it.
El Duque: Why do you do this shit Dave?
Williams: ... it's not my fault!!
(Marlins win, 16-5)
*Rick Peterson sighs disgustedly*
Randolph: Oh God, oh for... GREAT JOB, GUYS!!!
Peterson: Dave, you are just stupid as hell.
Dave Williams: ... at least I have chicken.
captmcblack
Member
The Frankman said:
Jesus, Frank. :lol
Also, who dares to fsck with THE KID?
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
Joe said:
"I'm not thinking about the MVP right now. We're thinking about winning a division. We've still got something to play for."
He then added, "No one here's focused on individual awards."
good to see boston trying to build a winning tradition over there :lol
Yeah, Jeter is the man. On Ortiz telling reporters Jeter should come hit in Boston's lineup to see how well he does: "I don't have to hit in that lineup." :lol :lol Reporters were probably dumbfounded at such a simple statement.
Also, Damon endorsed Jeter for MVP, solidarity-style.
siamesedreamer
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Dropped my Metropolitan avatar.
Y'all ain't gonna do it. They need to win 12/19 to get to 100. Its definately doable, but I don't think it'll happen.
Y'all ain't gonna do it. They need to win 12/19 to get to 100. Its definately doable, but I don't think it'll happen.
charlesthefirst
Member
siamesedreamer said:
You gotta believe!
Dr. Strangelove
I'M COOCOO FOR COCO CRISP!
Eminem said:
BOOOO, DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS BASEBALL FANS
bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
Dr. Strangelove said:
:lol Surprised Dye isn't higher, actually. And Morneau! Man, people must confuse him with the watch company or somethin'.
here's the yankees post season tickets pricing:
http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/nyy/ticketing/postseason_pricing.jsp
anyone have any idea when tickets go on sale to the public?
http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/nyy/ticketing/postseason_pricing.jsp
anyone have any idea when tickets go on sale to the public?
captmcblack
Member
GODZILLA 2-2 BIATCH.
captmcblack
Member
THREE FOR THREE
NomarTyme said:
Seriously, you've gotta be ****ing kidding me. This is goddamn awful even for the Cubs. I mean Jesus Christ.
Meier said:Dammit, WGN isnt showing the game here... sounds like I am missing out on a lot of fun.Anyone know of anywhere on the web that streams games for free?
You won't be able to find any video streams, but you can check the listings for both teams at http://www.thegamelive.com
Meier said:Dammit, WGN isnt showing the game here... sounds like I am missing out on a lot of fun.
http://thegamelive.com/
edit: Damn Eminem beat me.
Eminem said:
Damn, that's awesome! Spike 1140, Radio for Men plays the Dodgers games and streams on the internet... it's in between innings, so it's a commercial, but I'm crossing my fingers. Will I get to listen to Vin? That'd be amazing.
Argh, Reds gave up 3 runs to the Pads.. losing now. Seriously Reds!
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