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[Rorschach]

Thanks for giving me a fun game to end the season on Dm....4 total passes *sigh*

:lol Damn, DM...

Well, he actually threw against me. If you manage to stop BTKing Martin, he'll throw :\

That game seriously sucked all flavors of ass,thank god this is all over with for me.

The season or the game?

 

[DMczaf]

DMczaf doesn't know it yet, but we've replaced his regular quarterback, with a sack of potatoes. Let's see if he notices!

http://www.ridingthepine.com/images/dmpotatoes.jpg

S. Potatoes 11 yards, 2comp/3att, 1 sack, 7 long

:lol

Sorry, but this is my new gameplan. Instead of beating myself, I force the other team to beat me! Im almost undefeated using it, besides that one loss to Rors!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

that fluff won't fly in the playoffs DM, and you know it.

 

[DMczaf]

that fluff won't fly in the playoffs DM, and you know it.

No Chad! Dont!! Save it for the playoffs!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

 

[DMczaf]

Low blow...Low blow!!!

 

[Rorschach]

DMczaf doesn't know it yet, but we've replaced his regular quarterback, with a sack of potatoes. Let's see if he notices!


S. Potatoes 11 yards, 2comp/3att, 1 sack, 7 long

:lol :lol :lol I missed this the first time around. It's even better without the pic...good thing it doesn't show up.

:lol

Sorry, but this is my new gameplan. Instead of beating myself, I force the other team to beat me! Im almost undefeated using it, besides that one loss to Rors!

Damn right, faux champ!

 

[Hitokage]

GG Matrix. I almost blew that entirely by taking too long to find Spike Ball in the playbook.

 

[Miguel]

Caught here in a fiery game
Won't lose my will to play
I tri-e-i-e-i-ed to rush up through the liiiiii-eeein.
Elisha throwing to Tiki, the barren empty flats.
No 3 and out here to see, the ref is throwing deathless flags to me.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to get burned (all alone).
Too many passes and I'm not getting any deflections.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save Ronde and you know that I want the interception.

As I-e-I-e-I adjust to my new D, the rarely tired safety, will take me to new heights.
My icon is on Phillips, I'm ready to ignite.
Buccaneers might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental lapses follow me; show me what it's like to be set free.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to get burned (all alone).
Too many passes and I'm not getting any deflections.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save Ronde and you know that I want the interception.

So sorry Bird's not here, I've been playing too long my vision cone's unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when Bob quits the league.


Caught here in a fiery game
Won't lose my will to play
This D won't see the same,
after I flip the play

Sometimes I don't know why-eeee we rather live than die,
we look up towards the sky for passes to deny.
We may give some deflections but most just pass us by,
don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.

I'll make a beast out of Caddy, gets rid of all the pain of being the...maaaaaaaaaaaaaan.


Can't you help me as I'm startin' to get burned (all alone).
Too many passes and I'm not getting any deflections.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save Ronde and you know that I want the interception.

So sorry Bob's not here, I've been playing too long my vision cone's unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when Bob quits the leeeeeeeeeeague.

I've known it from the start
These good passes will tear your D apart
Scared but you can follow me
I'm too weird to win but much too rare to looooooose

 

[Matrix]

GG man,glad I played a game where someone throws *glares at Dm*

:lol I was like "maybe hes falling asleep,I can steal this thing" That was also a stupid ass goal line stance I chose.


Rors I havent made up my mind yet,I feel obligated to play only cause of FMT doing me a favor,but I dont like the dual shock and I didnt have fun and thats usually why I play these leagues.

 

[Hitokage]

GG man,glad I played a game where someone throws *glares at Dm*

Alexander still almost got 200 yards.

 

[Matrix]

Alexander still almost got 200 yards.

Texans are poop and I forgot to switch to 4-3,I cant stop any running game using 3-4

 

[Hitokage]

Texans are poop and I forgot to switch to 4-3,I cant stop any running game using 3-4

You were in 4-3 for a while, IIRC, but not really for the second half.

 

[Wellington]

Archs bro is around. Problem is that Archaix has been playing Oblivion non-stop, from what he has told me. :lol

He asked me to play him as the Browns, if that is okay with everyone!

 

[Hitokage]

Time for an intervention!

Matrix: Oh yeah, forgot to mention this... what were you doing on the play when you double covered one WR pulling a CB from the WR next to him? I didn't even have to look at what was happening after the snap.

 

[Archaix]

Archs bro is around. Problem is that Archaix has been playing Oblivion non-stop, from what he has told me. :lol

He asked me to play him as the Browns, if that is okay with everyone!

That lying bastard is a bastard who lies! I stopped plenty, it's just that he immediately started upon my stopping.

 

[BirdBomb]

.

 

[Andokuky]

Bengals and Eagles, I am free all day today if either of you want to help me finish this shit season.

I predict Boller gives his 7th or 8th game away. Maybe I'll start Wright. Too bad you can't completely change your depth chart like old Maddens, I bet Deion Sanders at QB makes Kyle Boller look like Ryan Leaf.

 

[Archaix]

Bengals and Eagles, I am free all day today if either of you want to help me finish this shit season.

I predict Boller gives his 7th or 8th game away. Maybe I'll start Wright. Too bad you can't completely change your depth chart like old Maddens, I bet Deion Sanders at QB makes Kyle Boller look like Ryan Leaf.

I won't be able to play today, but if you want to go tomorrow after 5eastern I can.

 

[Miguel]

"Wha happened?!"

"WE WON!"

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you're dreaming of
We'll live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love...I mean the playoffs!!! Playoffs! No JGarism here!

 

[Wellington]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Best end to a season ever! Spic bowl lives!

All that drama for nothing. :lol

 

[Mrbob]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Best end to a season ever! Spic bowl lives!

All that drama for nothing. :lol

You're just happy because I gave you a free pass to the super bowl.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

You're just happy because I gave you a free pass to the super bowl.

oh shit! diss to wasabi and miguel!

 

[Miguel]

Memories consume
Like opening the wound
They're picking me apart again
You all assume
I am destined for doom
(unless I try to start again)

I don’t want to be the one
The sportsbooks never choose
‘Cause inside I realize
That I don't wanna lose

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I threw a screen!
I don't know why I changed the play
Coach Gruden's gonna kill me
I don't know how I got this way...
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit...
I'm breaking the habit...
TONIGHT

Clutching the ball
I try to break my fall
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again

I don’t want to be the one
The sportsbooks never choose
‘Cause inside I realize
That I don't wanna lose

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I threw a screen!
I don't know why I changed the play
Coach Gruden's gonna kill me
I don't know how I got this way...
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit...
I'm breaking the habit...
TONIGHT

I'll hope my blockers don't fall!
Before I throw the ball!
Try to involve the whole team!
Except for that wife beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat-errrrr

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I threw a screen!
I saw the D in front of me
DON'T THROW AN INT!
I don't know how I got this way...
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit...
I'm breaking the habit...
Breaking the habit
Breaking the habit
Tonight

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i wonder who i will play in the superbowl....

 

[Miguel]

i wonder who i will play in the superbowl....

O RLY?!

 

[Rorschach]

The Raiders get robbed again on POTW

What's with the Eagles bias? ;b

 

[DMczaf]

i wonder who i will play in the superbowl....

"Your team exits, stage left!"

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

gatorade gives gibbs his destructive power! get ready for a hurtin DM... that's if you can even get past the wildcard round!

 

[Rorschach]

Chiefs vs Redskins Superbowl

Tribal battle!

 

[DMczaf]

gatorade gives gibbs his destructive power! get ready for a hurtin DM... that's if you can even get past the wildcard round!

If?!

I GUARANTEE that the Jets are going all the way!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

 

[Rorschach]

The Namath Gurantee! :O

Too bad you don't have a quarterback.

 

[DMczaf]

The Namath Gurantee! :O

Too bad you don't have a quarterback.

Michael Jordan won 6 NBA titles without a center

Curtis Martin will win a Super Bowl without a quarterback!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

lets take a look at some of DM's previous guarantees:

Season 1: I guarantee I'll win the superbowl!

Season 2 : I guarantee this time i'll win it all!

Season 3: Superbowl? I'm there!

Season 4: Yep, I RSVP'd for the superbowl!

Season 5: I will make the playoffs.

Season 6: it's my time for a superbowl win!

The bucs WILL beat the redskins in the wildcard, case closed!

 

[Miguel]

NOOOOOO!! you fucker i had that song in my head all day yesterday, and i was finally able to rid myself of it! now it's back!

MiG
vs WasabiKing (Panthers) - W
@ Phoenix214 (Giants) - W

MrBob
at MrSparkle (Browns) - W
vs Wellington (Chiefs) - W
vs BirdDooDoo (Colts) - W

BirdDooDoo
vs Hitokage (Seahawks) -L
at MrBob (Steelers) - L

those are my predictions! sorry ladies!

I might...:shifteyes

And I'm totally out of the playoffs. DM has the division on lock. If Sickboy and the Uggles lose out (highly unlikely, but if they do), Sickboy wins the tie breaker with the best conference record...DAMN YOU, FMT'S GAMESHARK!!


[edit]
MiG
vs WasabiKing (Panthers) - L
@ Phoenix214 (Giants) - W

MrBob
at MrSparkle (Browns) - W
vs Wellington (Chiefs) - L
vs BirdDooDoo (Colts) - L - tough one...no defense vs no offense and great offense vs overrated defense...Colts to score 90 points. 24 of those on turnovers!

BirdDooDoo
vs Hitokage (Seahawks) -W
at MrBob (Steelers) - W

 

[DMczaf]

lets take a look at some of DM's previous guarantees:

 

[Rorschach]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Miguel]

Gruden is back! HE BACK BABY!!!

Who will secure the final Playoff Spot in the AFC?
Steelers
56% [ 5 ]
Colts
22% [ 2 ]
Buccaneers
22% [ 2 ]
Other
0% [ 0 ]

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

lets find out who the 2 people were who voted for the bucs!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Steelers
56% [ 5 ]
frenchmovietheme, Mrbob2k6, Rorschach, SickBoy, Wellington
Colts
22% [ 2 ]
BirdDooDoo, MrSparkle
Buccaneers
22% [ 2 ]
ColdBlooded33, mmolinajr


:lol birdbomb did you vote twice for yourself? (once as birddoodoo and once as mrsparkle)

 

[Miguel]

Steelers
56% [ 5 ]
frenchmovietheme, Mrbob2k6, Rorschach, SickBoy, Wellington
Colts
22% [ 2 ]
BirdDooDoo, MrSparkle
Buccaneers
22% [ 2 ]
ColdBlooded33, mmolinajr


:lol birdbomb did you vote twice for yourself? (once as birddoodoo and once as mrsparkle)

frenchmovietheme, Mrbob2k6, Rorschach, SickBoy, Wellington
THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

I already took out the Raiders and Steelers, Sickboy, you'll get yours someday!

CK AND FMT (if you make it past the wildcard...OHHHHHH) WILL GETS YOURS AS WELL!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

mig no! i made that prediction way earlier! LOOK ABOVE! I SWEAR TO GOD LOOK ABOVE I SAID YOU WOULD WIN OUT! I SAID YOU WOULD WIN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Miguel]

mig no! i made that prediction way earlier! LOOK ABOVE! I SWEAR TO GOD LOOK ABOVE I SAID YOU WOULD WIN OUT! I SAID YOU WOULD WIN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

YA USED ME SKINNER! YA USED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

[CB3]

Ando, Can you play tonight at 8 Pacific time?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

wow, ando could really spoil the shit out of your season CB. be a shame if that happened, a real shame

 

[CB3]

He cant :lol even if i go 2-0 i still need Sick to go 1-1. I can go 1-1 and sick can go 1-1 and id have the tie breaker. I sealed the deal with the win against you buddy!

 

[WasabiKing]

hito: wednesday to wrap up both our games? I've got arch's brother tonight

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

unless sickboy goes 2-0, then you are screwed chum you're lucky it's worth my time trying to get the bye!

 

[CB3]

unless sickboy goes 2-0, then you are screwed chum you're lucky it's worth my time trying to get the bye!

If sickboy goes 2-0 anyway i still lose. it doesnt matter if i go 2-0 or 1-1. Im still gonna try on this game anyway.

But I know the Chargers D in and out. With the Way DM is playing as of late, Sickboy could be in trouble with the combination of Martin Pounding that rock and the chargers 3-4 defense