I officially suck at life. I was talking to some friends online when out of nowhere I see this huge spider walking on the wall in front of me. Of course, I run to get a shoe to kill the bugger. Then while going to smash it I hesitated cause I thought it might jump on my arm, now since I slowed down it made some weird sort of jump thing; I missed it. I got startled and then threw my shoe only to hit the printer. I'm such a pansy, and now I feel pinches and tingling on my legs...
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Cerebral Palsy
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The worst is when you go to get something to catch it with, and when you get back the spider is gone. I can never sleep after that.
Cerebral Palsy said:
Yep, that's happened a few times to me too. But still I won't be able to sleep. It's gone, I can't find it. And now I really do feel tingling all over my neck, arms and legs. It's kind of like when I see a worm in the dirt and then I can't stop spitting cause I find it so disgusting.
Also, one time I was sleeping and this huge fluffy, sort of, thing hit me in the face. I got freaked out put on the lights and so a humungous moth. Eek.
EDIT: (to bottom poster) Actually it's when I see it in the mud, and it's raining out. I don't know, it's an odd habit I have.
Litigation Manuel
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On the topic of spiders, let's play the WOULD YOU RATHER GAME!
Okay, would you rather:
Eat a bowl full of spiders.
Eat a bowl full of pubic hair.
You can only choose one, if you fail to choose one you'll have to do both, you're hooked up to some sort of machine that forces you to. Pick!
Okay, would you rather:
Eat a bowl full of spiders.
Eat a bowl full of pubic hair.
You can only choose one, if you fail to choose one you'll have to do both, you're hooked up to some sort of machine that forces you to. Pick!
I pick the bowl 'o' spiders, you could mash it up, easier to eat, pubic hair would stick to your throat and mouth, hard to swallow.
tt_deeb said:
You could always use this as an opportunity to rearrange your entire room... use this disposable gloves that you can use to wash the dishes with just in case you grab somewhere and that spider is waiting.... WITH IT'S LARGE DANGEROUS POISONOUS FANGS!!!!! RAR!!!!!!
ScientificNinja
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Grow a pair of balls and just kill the thing.
ConfusingJazz
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whytemyke said:
Thats a bullshit stat that can't be proven, and since everybody has heard it, everybody thinks its real and doesn't know the source.
Pedigree Chum
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I think that might have more to do with the smell in the air. When it rains heavily and worms are all over the place, there's a weird smell in the air (very rarely happens).
Manabanana
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Jason said:At least you don't have this fucker somewhere in your house.
Sheeit, I gots me some of those. The cat usually finds them and I kill 'em. I think one hissed at me once...
And about the spider...WATCH OUT. I once got bit INSIDE MY MOUTH by a spider when I was asleep. My right cheek swelled up and sagged down. It was difficult to talk and it hurt like a biznitch.
Particle Physicist
between a quark and a baryon
DarienA said:
WRONG. cats save you from lifforce sucking gnomes.
tt_deeb said:
haha. wha?
Jason said:At least you don't have this fucker somewhere in your house.
oh man, when i was in highschool, i used to study on the floor of my room (i was more comfortable laying down with all my books and shit spread out)... then one day im laying there and i feel a tingling sensation on my leg. i look down and see the biggest mother fucken centipede i have ever seen, crawling up my leg. i ran like a little girl into my parents room and had my mom kill it.
Jason said:At least you don't have this fucker somewhere in your house.
Same thing happened to me as the original poster, but it was with one of these. I killed it but and now itching and feeling things all over. Doubly so since I killed one yesterday on the same damn wall. these freak me out, thankfully these two weren;t as big as the biggest ones of these...
Comfort_Eagle
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You are so going to die.
ConfusingJazz said:
Wow.... you seem kind of angry about this. Do you have a bad history with spider eating? I mean, if you do, that's cool... I'll drop the subject. It just seems like you really were gnawing at the bit to jump me for that stat. If there's any past spider-trauma you'd like to talk about, man, we're here for you.
Comfort_Eagle
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Dan said:
A black widow will land on your head tonight while you sleep! uh oh.
GamePnoy74
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ConfusingJazz
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whytemyke said:
Yeah, sorry bout that, didn't really mean to sound so aggresive. I meant to say Thats actually a bullshit stat or something. So, once again, sorry for seeming to jump on you like that.
tt_deeb said:
I've always had this odd fear about going outside late at night. As a small kid if I had to go across the yard to my grandmother's house, I'd carry a bat with me in case some psycho killer came after me.
It never went away as I got older. Now, whenever I take the garbage out, I've usually got some kind of blade with me, be it a box cutter or a pocket knife.
I've got this wild fantasy that when I go out to bring the garbage out, I'll be attacked by a zombie at some point. This isn't helped by the fact that we have to put stickers on the garbage bags, and I always end up doing that on the sidewalk outside. Very eerie. The feeling doesn't go away when I get in the house, either. For the rest of the night I've usually got an uneasy feeling like someone/something went into the house and hid while I was taking the garbage out.
This is made all the more creepy by me just getting back in from taking the garbage out when I started reading this thread
Ecrofirt said:I've always had this odd fear about going outside late at night. As a small kid if I had to go across the yard to my grandmother's house, I'd carry a bat with me in case some psycho killer came after me.
It never went away as I got older. Now, whenever I take the garbage out, I've usually got some kind of blade with me, be it a box cutter or a pocket knife.
I've got this wild fantasy that when I go out to bring the garbage out, I'll be attacked by a zombie at some point. This isn't helped by the fact that we have to put stickers on the garbage bags, and I always end up doing that on the sidewalk outside. Very eerie. The feeling doesn't go away when I get in the house, either. For the rest of the night I've usually got an uneasy feeling like someone/something went into the house and hid while I was taking the garbage out.
This is made all the more creepy by me just getting back in from taking the garbage out when I started reading this thread
LMAO. I LOVE the night. I've walked/ran the streets at all hours of the night. It's so quiet and cool at night. Very serene. If I didn't live in the city in a crappy neighboohood, or had a nice big privacy fence I would sleep outside. I would need soimething to keep the bugs away, but that would be awesome.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Jason said:At least you don't have this fucker somewhere in your house.
I
Hate
Those
Things.
*shivers*
What are they called, anyways?
I once woke up with webbing in my mouth I woke up with my mouth open, when I closed it to swallow, I felt the webbing and immediately ran to the bathroom to spit it out. It was only until after I got it out that I started to wonder, "Where the hell was the spider?"
Another time I found a bunch of those Common House Centipedes in my room, freaked out because it was about 2 inches long and scurried up the wall before I could get a chance to trap it. I later found it in the tub and it couldn't get out. Someone took a shower and left it there to drown -- I don't think they saw it.
Another time I found a spider in the bathroom, and it was during a time where I felt bad about killing all those insects/spiders for no reason, so I let it go and said to myself, "Now, they're more afraid of you than you are of it." Three hours later upon waking up sleep in the middle of the night, I find the fucker perched up under my blanket when I opened my eyes. Imagine that's the first thing you see when you wake up -- I can't sleep with the covers over my head now.
The saddest thing, though, is dreaming about having ants swarming all over you, only to find that when you wake up, they really are
From what I remember, "Common House Centipedes"
I woke up with my mouth open, when I closed it to swallow, I felt the webbing and immediately ran to the bathroom to spit it out. It was only until after I got it out that I started to wonder, "Where the hell was the spider?"Another time I found a bunch of those Common House Centipedes in my room, freaked out because it was about 2 inches long and scurried up the wall before I could get a chance to trap it. I later found it in the tub and it couldn't get out. Someone took a shower and left it there to drown -- I don't think they saw it.
Another time I found a spider in the bathroom, and it was during a time where I felt bad about killing all those insects/spiders for no reason, so I let it go and said to myself, "Now, they're more afraid of you than you are of it." Three hours later upon waking up sleep in the middle of the night, I find the fucker perched up under my blanket when I opened my eyes. Imagine that's the first thing you see when you wake up -- I can't sleep with the covers over my head now.
The saddest thing, though, is dreaming about having ants swarming all over you, only to find that when you wake up, they really are
AlphaSnake said:
From what I remember, "Common House Centipedes"
At least you don't have a worm in your eye... http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/wormeye.htm
BobbyRobby
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Where the hell do you guys live that you have those "house centipedes" in your home? I'd flip out if I saw that abomination in my house.
BobbyRobby
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Thank god I live in Jersey.
Edit: How big is that thing?
Edit: How big is that thing?
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