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[Cubsfan23]

So my birthday is today, and i do my annual process of blocking all the email addresses of people who didn't bother to call or whatever (I suggest everybody take this stance)

Anywho, not one minute after I did that, my latest ex calls my house. She makes up some obvious fake story of how a phone that i borrowed like 6 months ago, is now not working and if there was anything wrong with it when I had it. I quickly realized that she wasn't going to say anything about my birthday, so I got bored and told her to go take a class on phone repair, then said bye.

Conclusion? Swingers is the best movie ever made.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Cold Blooded!

 

[Miguel]

Sounds like my "google is your friend" story.

Same concept...substitute cell phone with computer riddled with spyware. Substitute "ex-girlfriend" with "ex-girl friend".

 

[Teflar]

Money, baby. So money.

 

[Lathentar]

"ex-girl friend".

There are two ways that could be interpreted.

 

[dem]

This is many things... but spooky? What?

 

[evil ways]

This is many things... but spooky? What?

Maybe he forgot to say that he saw a shadowy figure walk past his door or something.

 

[Drozmight]

did this ex-girlfriend of yours die 4 years ago?

 

[Manabanana]

There are two ways that could be interpreted.

:lol I was thinking the same.

 

[KiNeSiS]

did this ex-girlfriend of yours die 4 years ago?

This muppet is hilarious!

 

[tenchir]

Spooky, today is my sisters birthday, my mom just called me to remind me to buy her a present right now.

 

[Phoenix]

This is many things... but spooky? What?

His ex-girlfriend has been dead for 2 years or something, I dunno.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

His ex-girlfriend has been dead for 2 years or something, I dunno.

maybe she proposed something that had been said 5 posts ago? SPOOKY.

 

[J2 Cool]

ugh, got a similar taste of this shit just now. Exgf I moved away from, haven't seen in 6 months. Exact same as Swingers time schedule. Haven't thought about her in a while and hardly do. I get an email from her saying she misses talking with me and hopes we can chat again sometime and of course she's the one who cut all things off.

"how are you? its been a long time since we've chatted,
huh. just wanted to say hi and see how you are doing, i guess. i miss
talkin to you. umm... i guess that's all i have to say. w/b."

Ack!

 

[levious]

So my birthday is today, and i do my annual process of blocking all the email addresses of people who didn't bother to call or whatever (I suggest everybody take this stance)

you serious? You're a guy? Glad none of my male friends are drama queens.

Actually one of them likes to bitch about his b-day sometimes falling on thanksgiving since it means he doesn't get to eat whatever he wants for dinner.