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[effzee]

i think a long time ago on GA, maybe even the old GA, there was a topic about this hilarious site with confessions....anyone know what im talking about? i would love to have a link to that again. for example one of them i remember was something about this kid hammerin in the back and then his dad comes to stop him but he wont.



anyone?

 

[BuddyC]

grouphug.us

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Best one I ever saw on there was:

"I don't like my son very much."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Best one I ever saw on there was:

"I don't like my son very much."

my dad probably wrote that one.




its the remix to ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen

 

[IAmtheFMan]

I'm looking again, finding some real gems once you get through all that teenage Dawson's Creek bullshit:

i once bought a destinys child cd. im so embarrassed.

I used to be world chess champion, but the filthy jews destroyed my life.

I once jerked off to a picture of Lamb Chop

i have masturbated with various food products from the kitchen. when i am done with them, i put them back in the frig. nobody knows about this.

i used my flatmate's electric toothbrush to clean the toilet once after he really pissed me off.

I like molesting my guy friends by putting my balls on their face when they go to sleep

Ah God... I gotta stop. I got an exam on Friday...

 

[alejob]

Maybe I'm just tired but...

I hate fat bitches. They should all die or get liposuctions. That would not help if they were both ugly and fat though.

LMAO!

 

[shuri]

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im 17 and im totally in love with my boyfriend. he is so amazing and perfect and i love him. the only thing that i find annoying is that i want him, bad, and he wont take me. i literally throw myself at him and he has us stop. how can i get what i need from him if he is afraid to touch me

Oh boy

 

[duderon]

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I change dentists regularly just to be complimented for my teeth.

:lol :lol awesome

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when i'm feeling especially depressed i masturbate up to 5 times a day. i've done it on several occasions in airplane bathrooms, in hotel rooms with sleeping people present and once in the backseat of a car that my parents were driving at the time.

OH GOD :lol :lol :lol

 

[CajoleJuice]

I (16M) made my cousin (5M) blow me until I climaxed so he can play my video games. I'm glad it happened.

When I beat off, I apply DeepCold to my testicles, it makes them cold and feels cool.

i once took a shit on my friend

I went to a transsexual hooker once. I gave her a blowjob. I liked the feeling of balls on my chin.

I once gave a dog a handjob.

OMFG :lol:lol:lol:lol

 

[Dan]

I once gave a dog a handjob.

Red rocket! Red rocket!

 

[miyuru]

Yay I just confessed...

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I feel guilty for getting amusement from everyone's confessions.

Oh wait...

I don't.

Edit:

i like to fuk my pillow. it makes me feel good and gives me an orgasm.
i cheated on my bf. i fuked his bestfriend.

:lol

 

[Dyne]

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Sometimes I'll buy tampons at the store just so that the person at the checkout might think that I have a girlfriend..

:lol

 

[Jim Bowie]

I went to a transsexual hooker once. I gave her a blowjob. I liked the feeling of balls on my chin.

Eddie Murphy?

 

[BobbyRobby]

518513240 My brother's penis is more handsome than mine.

Excellent.

 

[J2 Cool]

The first time I had sex with my then boyfriend (I was 18) I was on the pill so we didn't use condoms. Afterwards, I got up to go to the bathroom and all of the jizz fell right out of me onto the floor. I was so embarassed because I didn't realize it was the jizz, and thought it was something gross that my body produced.

omg! :lol

I'm a guy in college and I accidentally noticed another guy in the shower who has an absolutely huge penis. Now I can't stop thinking about it.

When I was about 16, I met this girl out one night. After I nailed her, she really starting working my nerves. We were driving around to hangouts and such getting loaded until it was about 5 minutes before my curfew. If I drove her home I was going to be about an hour late getting home. I realized that this girl didn't even know my last name or any contact info for me and the evil genius hit me. I pulled up to 7-11 (in a terrible part of town now that I think about it) and asked her to go in and get me some cigarettes. When she was inside I decided it was a good time to head on home.

my first kiss was with this cute kid but he had a lisp and i couldn't really understand what he was saying half the time. he slyly pulled out his retainer before he stuck his tongue in my mouth. i didn't tell my friends all the details

one time when i was like 7 we had a sleepover and we all got the idea to take turn sucking each other's dicks, we did this for a good half hour sucking each others dick, then one time i put a plastic bag over my dick and i was going to fuck my friend..and my mom walked in.. good times

:lol :lol :lol

and reading these two back to back for some reason cracked me up

i want to take my girlfriend and hold her against a wall and scream what i really feel at her and humiliate her and show her that i'm not as lucky as she thinks i am to be with her and she can't do all this fucking shit to me every fucking day and mindfucking me constantly and joking around and desensitizing my emotions and needs and making them a joke. my confession is that i don't do anything about it because i'm scared of change

I touched a dog's wiener once by accident.

 

[Kon Tiki]

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this one time i was playing with a 2 year old baby and i got a big boner. i felt so bad but i couldnt help it. so i stuck it in its mouth. -h

:S

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I'm a guy in college and I accidentally noticed another guy in the shower who has an absolutely huge penis. Now I can't stop thinking about it.

It is ok, I will let you touch it.

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I am an RN and worked for fifteen years in a busy ER. EMTs and other nurses would start IVs and make a fucking mess or have trauma patients bleeding all over the place. When the patients left, the beds seldom were cleaned other than a token wipe down and new sheet. New patients were dumped in beds with blood under the mattress, on the insides of the bed rail, and down the side of the bed. Many of these patients were Hep C+ and possibly HIV positive.

The hospital and most other staff did not give a shit and were too cheap to get enough help to clean beds appropriately.

Most people were so stressed about having to come to the ER and facinated with the caos that they never noticed.

If you have to go to the ER, look at the bed before you or your family gets in it. If you get put in a bloody bed, have the hospital operator contact the administration on call, not to mention the health department.

AWESOME!

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My best friends 11 year old daughter is pregnant.. I hope it isnt mine..

:lol

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I can't stop looking at pictures of morbidly obese people. It doesn't turn me on. I am just more like a deer caught in the headlights. I think, this could be me one day. I don't ever want to be, but there is always the possibility, isn't there?I hope to god not.

Me too!

 

[CajoleJuice]

This site just might be better than bash.org.

All I want ot do is be in the school band and play tuba, but I am afraid people will hate me for what I do because I am black.

i love when my boyfriend calls me a little cunt when he's fucking me in the ass.

i am a straight guy but i sometimes jerk off over an oreo cookie and eat it.

Past girlfriends have told me that they have been with guys with huge cocks. Whenever I jerk off I try to imagine how it would be to be one of those guys.

ive never had a girlfriend, i dont like that. even this fat fucking retard that cried 7 times in one day got one. what in the fuck.

Christ, I could look at this site forever.

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

i think i'm ugly and my penis is too small

 

[Prospero]

Unusual ones:

I'm supposed to take this girl to a wedding, she's five inches taller than me and I don't want to go just because of that.

I HATE prog rock but I have to pretend to like it in order to impress this girl. If I have to listen to another Pink Floyd guitar solo I'm going to kill myself.

reading all these confessions, makes me wonder how horrible we are as human beings. i feel ashamed. and i thought i just lived in a clean good part of the world. i was wrong. my best friend is a slut.

 

[Doth Togo]

Random posts I found in order:

431342350 Well, I just fucking love him, and I guess I'm just going to have to fucking get over it.

289607752 im depressed because i know that when we all die, nothing happens.
sometimes im relived by this

762557873 I murdered someone in my backyard and no one knows about it but me. I used a hammer in my shed to kill him. Theres a reason why I did it but im beginning to think what I did was immoral. Oh well I will never be caught.

748630867 I wish my boyfriend took better care of his appearance. He has dandruff, yellow teeth, and zits. He is an amazing person inside, though.

726496346 i once fucked a watermelon.

:lol

 

[CavemanLawyer]

When I was about 11 years old, my friend and I would play this sort-of 'hide and seek' game. When he was still counting I would sneak into his parents home and smell his mom's panties.

:lol