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[Catalyst]

I mean, really, did they? Toilet paper hasn't been around forever, and leaves really don't do shit unless they had piles and piles saved up. And women, bathing in fucking river water. How did cavemen cut their hair? And natives who didn't bath, how the hell could they stand to have sex? Why did the Middle Easterners and early Europeans (Greeks, Romans, etc) mostly drink wine (over water, even)? How did people get around to masturbate?

???

 

[aoi tsuki]

You go from MILFs to... this? i'm going to bed.

 

[Catalyst]

You go from MILFs to... this? i'm going to bed.

The MILF thing is about 4 days old. But yes, to this. It's very late, I'm caffinated, have a headache, aaaand a wee-bit depressed. So...add that up, and you have my bullshit.

Sweet dreams, partner.

 

[Zaptruder]

In medieval times, commoners mostly drank ale in place of water; simply because ale was alot cleaner.

Also royalty... only took baths once a month or so.

And finally, at least in europe, women didn't wear panties back then, as they had to keep the area down there pretty dry, if they didn't want thrush.

 

[Crowza]

Before toilet paper, people use dried corn cobs, broken in half.