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Deepthroat said:
:lol

What's next? Zelda with super boobies? :D

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Obviously this would never happen, and I can beleive anyone would actually want crap like that in a Zelda game...
 
TYRiAX said:
Obviously this would never happen, and I can beleive anyone would actually want crap like that in a Zelda game...

I have but one question for Nintendo sycophants: Why is any suggestion that even slighty dares to deviate from the bland Zelda "norm" always considered to be "crap?" This series is really due for some fucking change. I can't even enjoy Minish Cap because of this invading thought in my mind that I've done/seen it all before
 
belgurdo said:
I have but one question for Nintendo sycophants: Why is any suggestion that even slighty dares to deviate from the bland Zelda "norm" always considered to be "crap?" This series is really due for some fucking change. I can't even enjoy Minish Cap because of this invading thought in my mind that I've done/seen it all before

People seem to show so little creative thinking or open-mindedess, that not a SINGLE PERSON so far has, oh, suggested that one of these "dark Links" might look bad-ass as a specifically evil counterpart to Link.

Hell, what about a plot in which say, the Master Sword will only work for the Hero of Time, so Ganon magically steals a piece of Link's soul or something and morphs himself into a dark Link, and claims the sword? There's a billion fresh takes on things. Instead, folks seem mostly able to just keep on clutching their balls for dear life and looking around in terror for any threats to their masculinity or hipster status.
 
belgurdo said:
I have but one question for Nintendo sycophants: Why is any suggestion that even slighty dares to deviate from the bland Zelda "norm" always considered to be "crap?" This series is really due for some fucking change. I can't even enjoy Minish Cap because of this invading thought in my mind that I've done/seen it all before

Sorry if I was not clear before, I'm definitley up for fresh ideas and changes in a Zelda game, but just not one where Link is an evil loser goth....
 
Kaijima said:
People seem to show so little creative thinking or open-mindedess, that not a SINGLE PERSON so far has, oh, suggested that one of these "dark Links" might look bad-ass as a specifically evil counterpart to Link.

Hell, what about a plot in which say, the Master Sword will only work for the Hero of Time, so Ganon magically steals a piece of Link's soul or something and morphs himself into a dark Link, and claims the sword? There's a billion fresh takes on things. Instead, folks seem mostly able to just keep on clutching their balls for dear life and looking around in terror for any threats to their masculinity or hipster status.

Cos that's so fresh and open minded. No-one's thought of the evil/mirror twin before. Hold on... *boots up Adventure of Link and Ocarina of Time*

Even if they used a dark Link again, I wouldn't want him looking like this straight-out-of-a-14-year-old-outcast's cliché manure.

A threat to their masculinity or hipster status? You got things upside down.
People are more likely to find chibi Link a threat to their masculinity. They just think this is shit. Rightly so. I applaud the forum.
 
There are just no words.

Now I understand why so many people prefer the stale and dull artstyle of nuzelda over wind waker's. The sheep are tasteless.
 
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