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oops I was looking at porn while still connected to my work VPN
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Prison Mike
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TheContact
Member
The answer is: if they monitor the vpn traffic then yes.
Husky
THE Prey 2 fanatic
answer the question coward
Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
How well do you know your IT department or network admin? Time to send them a package of what they like. Usually one slip up they don't bother reporting or taking action as long as it's not illegal shit.
TommyCronin6969
Member
Cutty Flam
Banned
Bang Bus
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
im at home. i connected to the vpn to do some remote work and then it was penis time
The ninja farmer
Member
If monitored then yes. Expect an email, or a call to arrange a meeting with hr (unless a bottle of something is on its way to your it manager)
if not, then there is a fair shout your good, as companies tend to deny sites, as an easy block for anybody working on some self lov during company time (wouldn’t recommend testing that out though)
what counts as not messed up porn down in the land of criminals ?
if not, then there is a fair shout your good, as companies tend to deny sites, as an easy block for anybody working on some self lov during company time (wouldn’t recommend testing that out though)
what counts as not messed up porn down in the land of criminals ?
cormack12
Gold Member
Depends. Usually most organisations will route internet bound traffic outside the VPN rather than tunnel it through their limited bandwidth, so it will usually bypass any proxy/filter. They don't want people from home downloading windows updates via their VPN, or incurring contention for people with GAF etc. open. That's the ideal config anyway, but lazy organisations may just blanket push down a policy via certificate and route everyone through their default filters as they count your device as on their network.
TL: DR - check your proxy settings and see what's in there. It will differ due to policy and tech staff competence.
Reality - No one is going to pick up or pro-actively scour records for a porn link in the IT. Dept. Reality is your manager will have to request a report via HR/Information Security then IT will give the report to them.
TL: DR - check your proxy settings and see what's in there. It will differ due to policy and tech staff competence.
Reality - No one is going to pick up or pro-actively scour records for a porn link in the IT. Dept. Reality is your manager will have to request a report via HR/Information Security then IT will give the report to them.
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Richard Packer
Member
Send me the scene so I can review how much trouble you're in.
TheContact
Member
marked as best answer
nush
Gold Member
Send me bitcoin or I'll forward the video to all your email contacts.
and 3 others
Banned
Loved the one episode they dump some Mexican girl off in the middle of nowhere, then when she inquires about compensation, they throw tacos at her face as they speed off!!!
Bunker Hosted
Member
Oh, so I can just DM you on here instead of answering that email in my spam box? Thanks for the info!
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
Outside of their web filter pinging the manager or secOPs for review; but they still wouldn't give a shit
I'd love to be the one in that HR meeting
"Uh yeah, I was horny and took a break from working and rubbed one out. I forgot to turn off my VPN; shoot me??"
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
That's not what the w in wfh stands for.
cormack12
Gold Member
Yeah you can set up emails, maybe at a tiny organisation. We have 14,000 employees so that would not be fun.
Code:
ALERT - DOMAIN\JoeSinker has attempted to access category: gambling from 1.1.1.1
Action taken: Request blocked.Usually it's social media or trending links we pick up on. Say everyone was linked to a vimeo or liveleak video, we'd see the contention go up and then networks would figure out what it was and then it would get blocked - for example the world cup games got a lot of temporary streaming sites blocked.
The requests we usually get for audits our productivity related or 'framed' like that. Like, Sam has not been up to par and we suspect this is because they use the internet excessively. Even then we are only obligated to provide the time and length of sessions and only the 'category' of browsing activity rather then the full URL. Including blocked categories (weapons, sex, gambling etc.)
Kadayi
Banned
Airola
Member
I bet you would say Australian nature is not fucked up either.
nush
Gold Member
I worked for one company many years ago that implemented a filter on the office internet connection. Some silver tongued demon with a poker face in the product development department made a watertight case that PD needed to have unfiltered internet for "Research" Purposes. It worked.
Reality: We just wanted to continue to email links to fucked up shit from Consumption Junction, Orgrish and disgusting porn to each other and also to carry on downloading pirated software.
Reality: We just wanted to continue to email links to fucked up shit from Consumption Junction, Orgrish and disgusting porn to each other and also to carry on downloading pirated software.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
as long as you weren't on a zoom call that's all good
Kadayi
Banned
That is the real question. I mean what's Australian for not fucked up? I mean is long as the Kangeroo is dead it's just necrophilia versus Beastality, right?
nush
Gold Member
I just switch to white for screencaps to troll all the farnsgoths that say "Ewww white!".
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
i knew it. Was just playing along
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rykomatsu
Member
Just say your trans-goth genderfluid androgynous son was exploring his sexuality or something.
ThatStupidLion
Member
was it aussie actors or american?
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
It was kangaroo porn wasn't it?
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King of Foxes
Banned
A couple of the it guys jokenly told people at work that they can monitor what you are doing on your home pc if you connect your work laptop to home wifi
..they were joking...right?
..they were joking...right?
GeorgPrime
Banned
Iam just checking your vpn connections:
I found "Deranged Deer Man attempting sex with cangaroo but gets fisted". Seriously.... everything... but that?
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Taxexemption
Member
If your male isn't it reasonable to assume you are a sex addict? Is that officially a disease yet?
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
Worked for Michael Douglas
Mistake
Member
”it was honest, christian porn, I swear!”
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Elektro Demon
Banned
If your boss is a female, maybe she'll like the porn you're into and call you to her office to "discuss" the situation.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
If you get fired for armpit sex you can talk about that in your next job interview.