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[Cunth]

If your boss is a female, maybe she'll like the porn you're into and call you to her office to "discuss" the situation.

What if she evaluates my performance

 

[Elektro Demon]

What if she evaluates my performance

Jerk off before you go in and drink one of dem blue pills and you're golden.

 

[Kadayi]

What if she evaluates my performance

Peaks and troughs, what goes down, inevitably comes up Cunth

 

[Rentahamster]

the porn was not fucked up

 

[Rentahamster]

If your boss is a female, maybe she'll like the porn you're into and call you to her office to "discuss" the situation.

Maybe his boss is a man and will do the same thing. Time for a promotion!

 

[Tesseract]

ev'ryting gonnabe irie

 

[EverydayBeast]

Haha

 

[Halo is Back]

the porn was not fucked up

 

[Kev Kev]

"oops"

 

[Cutty Flam]

Loved the one episode they dump some Mexican girl off in the middle of nowhere, then when she inquires about compensation, they throw tacos at her face as they speed off!!!

 

[Kadayi]

I just switch to white for screencaps to troll all the farnsgoths that say "Ewww white!".

 

[Codes 208]

I feel like I’ve stumbled onto r/tifu

 

[manfestival]

I was looking at Cunth while I was at work earlier. Will I get in trouble?

 

[T8SC]

Your work has a shitty network if they allow porn through the proxy. If you're connected via VPN then standard proxy filters should apply. I wouldn't worry about it, it's been setup by a moron.

 

[Hinedorf]

I'm sure they've long since assumed what you were doing

 

[jshackles]

If your boss is a female, maybe she'll like the porn you're into and call you to her office to "discuss" the situation.

A better outcome than TrainedRage got

 

[MastAndo]

Nah, probably not. I do it all the time, and I'm the IT guy. Then again, I'm sure we're not routing all internet traffic over VPN, so you might want to check on that. There's no real benefit to have all that traffic going through the office network, unless they're particularly interested in seeing what you're doing/cranking to.

 

[TrainedRage]

A better outcome than TrainedRage got

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[isual]

someone may have mentioned it, but as long as you qrent downloading something like utorrent on the machine whilst logged in, its not an issue. most orgs wouldnt want the vpn app installed on a non work device either

going to xxx sites they dont care unless you work in a government setting where they do actually download your history on the machine you used.

protip, use edge or opera.

 

[Droxcy]

you just gave up your fav spot to the IT guy probably expect a message or email tomorrow thanking you for the the new content that's what i'd do

 

[Relativ9]

Depends. Usually most organisations will route internet bound traffic outside the VPN rather than tunnel it through their limited bandwidth, so it will usually bypass any proxy/filter. They don't want people from home downloading windows updates via their VPN, or incurring contention for people with GAF etc. open. That's the ideal config anyway, but lazy organisations may just blanket push down a policy via certificate and route everyone through their default filters as they count your device as on their network.

TL: DR - check your proxy settings and see what's in there. It will differ due to policy and tech staff competence.
Reality - No one is going to pick up or pro-actively scour records for a porn link in the IT. Dept. Reality is your manager will have to request a report via HR/Information Security then IT will give the report to them.

This, but there is also the possible that they've set up a flagging system, alerting then IT department when blacklisted sites are visited.

 

[bitbydeath]

”it was honest, christian porn, I swear!”

Priests and alter boys is pretty fucked up.

 

[Rentahamster]

Oops

 

[frostyxc]

Is it really "looking at porn" when you're simply doing quality control on your own OnlyFans videos?

 

[Cato]

im at home. i connected to the vpn to do some remote work and then it was penis time

One laptop for work
One laptop for play

 

[lock2k]

One of the IT guys at the company I work at told me they care way more about monitoring potential leaks and illegal activity (drugs, extorsions, etc) than porn.

 

[MilkLizard]

Meh, they most probably don’t give a fuck. I’m sure that happend a gazillion times in the last few months.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Just stick to viewing GAFs butt thread at work and you'll be good.

 

[UnNamed]

Was a good porn, at least?

 

[Stouffers]

How can Austrian porn be anything but fucked up?

 

[Northeastmonk]

Get CCleaner and wipe your temp history. If they ask, tell them it was a bad pop up. Run a virus scan and you’re good. Just chill, but definitely run CCleaner.

 

[tkscz]

Will they know what I was doing?

Take it from an IT, we don't care that much to actually look.

If you aren't taking up too much bandwidth on the network with anything, we don't question it.

Especially if you're working from home. We understand that this shit happens, just don't fuck up the bandwidth and we don't have to waste time investigating.

 

[MaestroMike]

Wonder if any president cranked it to pr0n while working

 

[Taxexemption]

Wonder if any president cranked it to pr0n while working

Probably not. People that powerful don't need to look at porn. I would bet more presidents have had sex with prostitutes or secretary's in the white house than have looked at porn. Also there is a different mindset among older people. "Only losers look at porn or touch their penis, real men get laid."

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Most companies set up split tunneling so you should be good. Check if your public ip changes depending whether you're connected to the VPN or not.

 

[Mattdaddy]

I used to work for the FDIC. In a moment of total mental lapse I hit up a porn site from my work laptop.

The site got blocked but I was positive I was logged and going to get called in and fired any second.

Literally nothing ever came of it. Go go federal government inefficiency!

 

[Ovek]

Ours searches for keywords and will automatically email the relevant manager the details. So yes searching Google for "Rouge the Bat getting fucked" would be reported and it would be classed as gross misconduct, you don't strictly even need to be looking at porn. It's all very great firewall of China.

 

[Bog]

Go back and look at some trans stuff. They wouldn’t dare say shit to you then.

 

[GAMETA]

Was it during working hours?

If not, just say you finished your work and forgot to turn the VPN off.

 

[GermanZepp]

Just stick to viewing GAFs butt thread at work and you'll be good.

Hell no. Bad advice. I was there and ended up creating a pornhub account. Damn javs

 

[SpartanN92]

I bet it was some sick Aussie Crocodile Porn

 

[bender]

Will they know what I was doing?

Probably. Don't worry, 7 hours and 59 minutes of productivity versus 60 seconds of jacking off might get you a raise or promotion.