Drinky Crow
Banned
Suikoden 4: Decent voice work, otherwise UGH. Did we REALLY need a furry take on Tucker Carlson as a character?
Under The Skin: Actually, this game's kinda fun. Definitely worth $20. Why'd it get slammed, again? I imagine it's pretty shallow, but it has a sort of Capcom charm to it.
Jak 3: Ugh plus. Choppy frame rate, ugly tearing. Character designs make EVERYONE cry. I'd be impressed with the animation in the cutscenes if that was the sort of thing I played games for, but I'd rather waste my time watching something competently written and directed.
Killzone: Feels cheap, looks cheap, weapons are nice and noisy. Boo.
Under The Skin: Actually, this game's kinda fun. Definitely worth $20. Why'd it get slammed, again? I imagine it's pretty shallow, but it has a sort of Capcom charm to it.
Jak 3: Ugh plus. Choppy frame rate, ugly tearing. Character designs make EVERYONE cry. I'd be impressed with the animation in the cutscenes if that was the sort of thing I played games for, but I'd rather waste my time watching something competently written and directed.
Killzone: Feels cheap, looks cheap, weapons are nice and noisy. Boo.