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[snaildog]

To me, oral sex is the best feeling in the world (if she knows what she's doing). Intercourse is just like masturbation, pretty bleh. What do you guys think?

 

[Eric-GCA]

I'll say it again, people have way too much sex nowadays.

 

[MrAngryFace]

I can predict every response in this thread, so I guess I dont need to visit it again. Whew. Load off my mind.

 

[Gek54]

Couldnt dissagree more.

 

[Mama Smurf]

This thread both blows and sucks.

And thrusts.

*leaves*

 

[Trevelyon]

(if she knows what she's doing)

Perhaps I'd agree with you, if... I actually met a chick who can give good head!

 

[bob_arctor]

To me, oral sex is the best feeling in the world (if she knows what she's doing). Intercourse is just like masturbation, pretty bleh. What do you guys think?

It's one of the best things, like you said, if it's done right and by right I mean swallowing every last drop and loving it. That said, there ain't nothing like tappin' a phat ass from the back and seeing that jiggle after you slap the shit outta it. Well, off to the wife I go!

 

[Mercury Fred]

I'll say it again, people have way too much sex nowadays.

Spoken like someone who hasn't been laid in a very very long time.

Oh and intercourse > oral, in my opinion.

 

[snaildog]

I dunno, I just don't get a lot of feeling down the sides. Maybe it's from bad masturbating technique all these years?

 

[Mama Smurf]

I dunno, I just don't get a lot of feeling down the sides. Maybe it's from bad masturbating technique all these years?

Maybe your penis is shaped like this:

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I can't "finish" from oral, so No for me.

 

[Boomer]

Hell no. Although 69 does rock, after practice.

 

[sefskillz]

I'm inclined to agree, if only for the degrading nature of it.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Why not combine the two with a good old face fuck?

Probably want to make sure she's up for it first.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Not every girl gives good head, which is unfortunate. A lot of girls in my Highschool have braces with those rubber bands in their mouths to correct their teeth. That's the last thing I want to see before they consume my cock. It's totally flaccid inducing, really.

So at my age, no way. Fucking is better than sucking. And don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.

 

[Miguel]

Sounds like a penis sharpener.

 

[teiresias]

In my circles I'm renowned for my oral skills. However, since I'm a bottom I loooooove the intercourse - obviously not the "usual" kind that a straight couple would engage in however.

 

[Poody]

aw shit sorry but i didn't want to know that....

 

[Deleted member 1235]

In my circles I'm renowned for my oral skills. However, since I'm a bottom I loooooove the intercourse - obviously not the "usual" kind that a straight couple would engage in however.

Can you explain the whole top/bottom thing?

I mean I obviously get the gist, but is a bottom always a bottom or what and how is this decided? I only heard the expression recently thanks to 6 feet under. And since I'm being nosey on the gay world, is a willy size mismatch a horrible akward situation for the loser?

 

[Matlock]

F...





































...uck it, you already know what I'm going to say.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Also, I'm curious if Tritoid would like to weigh in on this issue...

 

[The Interrobanger]

A lot of girls in my Highschool have braces with those rubber bands in their mouths to correct their teeth. That's the last thing I want to see before they consume my cock. It's totally flaccid inducing, really.

 

[Suerte]

Only if they have their tongue pierced!

 

[Tritroid]

Also, I'm curious if Tritoid would like to weigh in on this issue...

What the hell.

If by 'weigh in' you mean the relative size/weight of my cock, it's enormous. Die with envy.

 

[Mercury Fred]

What the hell.

If by 'weigh in' you mean the relative size/weight of my cock, it's enormous. Die with envy.

Oh, sorry. I meant the question in the title of the thread. Not the top/bottom thing.

 

[Tritroid]

Oh, sorry. I meant the question in the title of the thread. Not the top/bottom thing.

Why do you care what I think specifically?

 

[sefskillz]

I think Tritroid's answer would have to be on an alcohol associated scale.

 

[Brannon]

I rarely mean this, but man I do now; NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS.

Post Count +1

 

[Tritroid]

I think Tritroid's answer would have to be on an alcohol associated scale.

omfg. I thought BY NOW it would have been forgotten.

Thanks GAF for remembering the most embarrassing moment of my life. *kisses and hugs*

 

[Mama Smurf]

I don't remember it, 'cos no one will tell me what it's about every damn time I ask!

Bastards.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Why do you care what I think specifically?

You've talked about your experience on the OT before and I'm curious if it has any bearing on your feelings between the two. For instance, I know some straight guys that have fucked around with guys and stayed straight but took with them a different appreciation for/ spin on certain acts.

*Edit. Bah, just saw your last post. Sorry if this dredged up stuff you wanted buried. I thought it was no big deal.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I can't "finish" from oral, so No for me.

You are not alone. But I blamed it on my lack of non-black women experience. Black chicks (I've been with) are sexually conservative and don't put in the effort.

 

[Suerte]

You've talked about your experience on the OT before and I'm curious if it has any bearing on your feelings between the two. For instance, I know some straight guys that have fucked around with guys and stayed straight but took with them a different appreciation for/ spin on certain acts.

*Edit. Bah, just saw your last post. Sorry if this dredged up stuff you wanted buried. I thought it was no big deal.

He's not straight.

 

[Tritroid]

You've talked about your experience on the OT before and I'm curious if it has any bearing on your feelings between the two. For instance, I know some straight guys that have fucked around with guys and stayed straight but took with them a different appreciation for/ spin on certain acts.

*Edit. Bah, just saw your last post. Sorry if this dredged up stuff you wanted buried. I thought it was no big deal.

Well it was a while ago, almost a year, so I don't really care about it that much anymore.

I would say, from what I remember anyway, that it's really really hard (Hell I was frustrated after 10 seconds). So I appreciate what a girl does if she wants to give me a blow job, because it really takes a lot of effort...to do it right anyway. I'm usually a lot more gentle with them now because of that experience too.

*In case you're wondering, I did it completely wrong. Think teeth.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Please tell the story again, hearing it is my dying wish.

...okay I'm not dying, but just tell it!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Please tell the story again, hearing it is my dying wish.

...okay I'm not dying, but just tell it!

Suerte started (from hazy memory) something of a drunk type thread, or a night out on the town thread or something, then the topic took a very unexpected swing when tritoid ofhandedly mentioned "I do anything when drunk, why I once sucked this guy off" or something to that effect. The comedy came from it being so offhanded and then 3 pages of WTF!

It was a better read than the (probably shitty retelling) you could almost see the double takes happening.

I assume it's OK to retell it since the cats basically out of the bag. Someone please correct/make funnier.

 

[teiresias]

Can you explain the whole top/bottom thing?

I mean I obviously get the gist, but is a bottom always a bottom or what and how is this decided?

Well, they obviously mean what you think they mean. A bottom isn't ALWAYS strictly a bottom, and top isn't always strictly a top. Most people are at some level what we term "versatile," but generally people have a preference.

I used to be "versatile", but I haven't topped in a few years, so I now just generally consider myself a bottom, I just enjoy it more.

 

[Suerte]

Just out of interest, how many of you have gotten oral from someone with a pierced tongue? Most of you are probably missing out

 

[Mama Smurf]

Yey! Thanks. Now I'm confused if he's straight or not, obviously it's a lot funnier if he is.

I've always thought guys with small dicks must get better blowjobs. It's probably the only clear advantage they have. I mean it must be so much easier to deepthroat.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Just out of interest, how many of you have gotten oral from someone with a pierced tongue? Most of you are probably missing out

I honestly like it less. metal and my wang just aren't friends ever since the zipper incident.

 

[snaildog]

Also, with oral you get to just lie on your back with your hands behind your head mulling over philosophy. No effort at all required.

 

[sefskillz]

Also, with oral you get to just lie on your back with your hands behind your head mulling over philosophy. No effort at all required.

this man brings up a great point. and when im not feeling very philosophical i can always fall back to twisting their hair into ponytails and swinging them in circles.

 

[darscot]

I hate tongue rings it just feels so odd. It's the same as when a girl constantly bangs her teeth on it. Oral is only is only better from the girls that get turned on by doing it and there not exaclty a dime a dozen. Met a couple in my day should have kept one of them.

 

[Tritroid]

He's not straight.

Since when?

 

[BuddyC]

Why not combine the two with a good old face fuck?

Probably want to make sure she's up for it first.

This is the point where I started to chuckle.