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[SalvaPot]

This game makes me feel inadequate.

 

[ffdgh]

How in the FUCK is this three years old

Huh. Go figure it feels like it just happened a few months ago lol.
Christopher robin is always waiting for more victims.

 

[Viridian6]

I can't remember if I defeated Owl in the end or not...

 

[decoyplatypus]

My first attempt at the game:

Eeyore: Oh, I used to play flash games like this.
Lumpy: Guess I've still got it. When's Christopher Robin?
Piglet: Yo, Piglet! Ease up a bit, buddy. The point is for me to hit home runs.
Kanga: Wait, what the fuck kind of pitch is that?
Rabbit: Okay, these pitches don't seem fair, but practice makes perfect
Owl: ...Nevermind
*Closes browser window*

 

[Akibared]

Oh no I thought I escaped from this hell!

 

[Nestled_Grizzly]

I have very fond memories of this.

 

[Ōkami]

One fucking home run away from beating Tigger.

Almost punched my TV.

 

[orthodoxy1095]

I hate this and I hate whoever bumped this thread.

 

[rekameohs]

Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whoooole three years.

 

[Dai101]

Fuck you pigglet. FUCK YOU

 

[Dimitri LH]

Oh this thread again....always brings a sadistic smile to my face when I see it bumped again lmao.

Spoiler

i think i only made it to tigger, fuck those damn shots man.....

 

[Young Magus]

Ah yes darkness, my old friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10

Spoiler

Original Youtube video appears region-locked now?

A region-free option

This game needs to be mixed in with One Punch Man somehow

 

[JackHerer]

Level four is just ridiculous. Completely random speed, bounces, whatever bullshit. Will come back to this later....... for some reason.

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

Ah yes darkness, my old friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10

Spoiler

Original Youtube video appears region-locked now?

A region-free option

Love this thread, because it reminds of the "dark souls" of baseball games and this awesome modified opening vid.

This game needs to be mixed in with One Punch Man somehow

Needs to get updated with the hottest new anime every year or 2.

 

[ChrisD]

I love that this thread gets bumped every year. January has a guaranteed laugh.

 

[ezekial45]

Thanks for bumping this thread. It was a fucking joy seeing how much humor came form this game.

 

[Dai101]

I hate kanga and roo so fucking much ............

 

[SwiftDeath]

Some other uh "fan" art that this spawned for any uninitiated

And probably my personal favorite

 

[GaimeGuy]

Still applicable

 

[striferser]

It still in my bookmark.
Christopher Robin is still here. Waiting...feasting on my very soul...

 

[guybrushfreeman]

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Repost for those who haven't seen it. Do you have the courage to challenge God?

Edit:Too slow.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Was literally just thinking about bumping this thread. One of the all time greats.

So glad the game is still running.

 

[TheSeks]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/de9257f567a9c598dfb09a634851cce4/tumblr_mg4045fsp21qd9lmno1_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c6ec3d2b26ad3da61b98d5fc31d7dece/tumblr_mg4045fsp21qd9lmno2_1280.png

I still laugh at this everytime.

 

[Feep]

35/40 on CR

I was on pace after 30. Fuck.

Edit: 36/40...!

 

[DeathPeak]

That damn owl!

 

[Javier]

Thanks to whoever bumped this. When I first saw this sometime last year I meant to play it and forgot about it. I did two levels so far and while it's not frustratingly hard or even hard I see that it's probably too hard for its demographic. It does require thought about your spacing and precision. A 4 or 5 year old won't be thinking about that and will likely just click as soon as the ball is thrown. I'm actually having a little fun with it to tell you the truth.

Oh you poor fool.

 

[Feep]

(*&#^$@#&*%^$@&*#^$#&*(

I had a chance, too. Fouled the final two balls. My heartrate was pushing 140.

I will not surrender to you, foul god

 

[Blitzrules240]

Now I know why people were saying Christopher Robin was one of the hardest bosses in gaming history...

 

[luckyboyceo]

Currently working up the courage to try this game again.

 

[Killing_Joke]

Ah, every bump takes an once of my soul. I never beat Christopher. Probably never will. My hands, my mouse, my blood, my manhood. All gone. One day i will rise and beat you motherfucker.

 

[chaosblade]

I love seeing this get bumped. A new generation of GAF users get to experience it each year. Hope it's backed up somewhere in case it ever gets taken down.

 

[NumberThree]

Currently working up the courage to try this game again.

Don't do it to yourself, it's not worth it

 

[Geneijin]

Ah, the nostalgia. I retired at Christopher Robin.

 

[ScribbleD]

"You are alone. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These animals are just the beginning. We will pitch in a billion worlds. We will pitch until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, but I am beyond strength. I am The End, and I have come for you, Pooh Bear."

I swear I heard Christopher Robin say that to me.

 

[CloudWolf]

I think I got to Tigger two years ago. He still haunts my dreams.

 

[Toxi]

I still can't beat Christopher Robin. Goddamn.

 

[Enker]

Damn this thread, making me try again. At least thanks to my Bear Growth Hunny, I breezed through (relatively speaking) to Christopher Robin. But then a 20/40.

The important thing about Tigger is having enough BGH in the “sweet spot”, then you have a wide margin of error except to anticipate when the pitch hits home plate. Thankfully his pitch is reasonably consistent speed wise.

I am never going to win. The only reason he throws Rabbit’s pitch is to give you a false sense of hope.

 

[FelixOrion]

The fan art to this never gets old

 

[A Link to the Past]

This game makes me feel inadequate.

Considering that everyone is inadequate, doesn't that just make you go right back to adequate?

 

[Ambient80]

Still applicable

This gif. Oh man I laugh till I cry every time I see this thing. Absolutely perfect!!! 😂😂😂😂

 

[Dugna]

This is just Owl, I mean the fuck game makers the fuck. (first time playing this.)

 

[Hupsel]

Owl destroyed me. Again.

 

[Ahnez]

Every time this thread shows up I try again

why

 

[gabbo]

Owl destroyed me. Again.

Yep. I have to keep burning through Rabbit's pitches (trying to beat 23 homeruns) to build up better stats

 

[Zolo]

He was training the whole time for this.

 

[Sami+]

Holy shit it's been three years

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

This Kangaroo doesn't throw consistent pitches. It can start off super fast and then slow. It throws me for a loop and I end up missing thinking it's going to be a different speed.

 

[Shadow_Lord]

This Kangaroo doesn't throw consistent pitches. It can start off super fast and then slow. It throws me for a loop and I end up missing thinking it's going to be a different speed.

Kanga is nothing compared to what is yet to come. The real game stsrts at Rabbit.

 

[FF Seraphim]

Holy fucking shit, god damn you Christopher Robins!!! I need to show this game to my friends so they can share my pain...

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

The music makes me feel like a child again.