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aoi tsuki said:
Yeah, but they weren't even popped proper. Such a waste... i'm assuming.



:lol

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If my kid ever does something that dumb, I'll beat the shit out of her.
WTF? Don't parents teach anything today?
Regardless.... :lol
 
ronito said:
Funny thing about that is that he was trying to knock a kid off his bike. Sometimes karma takes years to catch up. Sometimes it does it all in one horrible moment.

I thought the story was that he was just trying to freak the kids out?
 
White Man said:
I thought the story was that he was just trying to freak the kids out?
lol. If he was I'm sure he succeeded.

Either way, what I'm more interested in knowing is if any one of these stupid, stupid children lived.
 
White Man said:
I thought the story was that he was just trying to freak the kids out?
I'd read he was trying to open his door and knock one of them off. He survived, but was hospitalized for long time, IIRC. (We had a thread about that video about a year ago, someone found the news article.)
 
ryutaro's mama said:
I'm really starting to hate YouTube.
"dman son yo shit got ****ed up LOL you uggy muh ****a u lookin like tthe dawn fo the dead now pussy **** YO FACE NIGGA!"

[Edit]
Ohh. Here's the backstory: http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8785319

Verbatim: The kid on the bike and the kid who fell out of the car knew each other. The kid in the car meant to slap him on the back of the head, but he lost his balance and ended up falling out, hitting his face on the parked car. He lost 5 teeth, a chunk of his upper lip, and broke his nose, but after a ton of surgery ended up fine. Idiot.
 
Mute said:
I'm really starting to hate YouTube.
"dman son yo shit got ****ed up LOL you uggy muh ****a u lookin like tthe dawn fo the dead now pussy **** YO FACE NIGGA!"
Oh, I hate it because it encourages people to make threads titled "Bitch gets slapped in the face and people LOL" and then post a YouTube link and expect a thoughtful conversation. It's Internet for Dummies.
 
This reminds me of when I was little at a playground near my house. I had just moved in and all these kids were saying how this guy could spin the mary-go-round really fast and blah blah blah. I figured it couldn't be that fast because of how people were exaggerating. These little kids were talking about how he could make the mary-go-round fly and shit. So he came out and he was like "okay, who's going to get on." I had to see how fast he could really do it. So I volunteered. I knew something was wrong when only two other guys got on. He started spinning us and I was like "Oh, not so bad." And then he yells "okay, time to speed it up." I got scared :( I braced myself with my feet on each on two of the bars at the end while sitting up against the middle. After a while I knew I couldn't keep it up. My feet were losing the battle. I started sliding towards the edge. So with each hand I grabbed onto a bar. Before I knew it, I was looking down towards my feet while flying in the air. The only thing saving me was holding onto the bars with my hands and I knew that wouldn't last. I started kicking people in the face that were watching as I was hanging on. Before I knew it, I couldn't hold on anymore. I flew off and hit the brick side of a building, bounced off and landed on a sidewalk. My brother helped me up while I cried and walked me home :(

I love my brother *sniffle*
 
salva said:
ouch. i feel sorry for that guy

What does he expect when he leans out of a car at like 20mph? Thats like feeling bad for me if I whipped my dong out in a hail storm...
 
That car video is missing the little conversation the guy had on the phone after the hit. It got cut off - I remember it being pretty funny too.
 
Those guys were probably their parents, they were adopted so they didn't care bout them b~_~b

See, we no need gay parents O.O
 
AlanHemberger said:
This reminds me of when I was little at a playground near my house. I had just moved in and all these kids were saying how this guy could spin the mary-go-round really fast and blah blah blah. I figured it couldn't be that fast because of how people were exaggerating. These little kids were talking about how he could make the mary-go-round fly and shit. So he came out and he was like "okay, who's going to get on." I had to see how fast he could really do it. So I volunteered. I knew something was wrong when only two other guys got on. He started spinning us and I was like "Oh, not so bad." And then he yells "okay, time to speed it up." I got scared :( I braced myself with my feet on each on two of the bars at the end while sitting up against the middle. After a while I knew I couldn't keep it up. My feet were losing the battle. I started sliding towards the edge. So with each hand I grabbed onto a bar. Before I knew it, I was looking down towards my feet while flying in the air. The only thing saving me was holding onto the bars with my hands and I knew that wouldn't last. I started kicking people in the face that were watching as I was hanging on. Before I knew it, I couldn't hold on anymore. I flew off and hit the brick side of a building, bounced off and landed on a sidewalk. My brother helped me up while I cried and walked me home :(

I love my brother *sniffle*
:lol
 
The best "idiot hurts self" vid I've ever seen is the suplex from the roof video of some backyard wrestling cocksuckers. Old as the hills but should be showed in highschool

WTF vids on Youtube have restrictions now where you must login or signup to view them?! How the **** does this help check age?

hmm google takes me straight to it on youtube no less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av11PEJxAFc&mode=related&search=crying wrestling fan

:lol fools what did they think would happen?
 
catfish said:
The best "idiot hurts self" vid I've ever seen is the suplex from the roof video of some backyard wrestling cocksuckers. Old as the hills but should be showed in highschool

WTF vids on Youtube have restrictions now where you must login or signup to view them?! How the **** does this help check age?

hmm google takes me straight to it on youtube no less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av11PEJxAFc&mode=related&search=crying wrestling fan

:lol fools what did they think would happen?

HAHAHAH:lol :lol :lol

oh man, how dumb can u get
 
catfish said:
The best "idiot hurts self" vid I've ever seen is the suplex from the roof video of some backyard wrestling cocksuckers. Old as the hills but should be showed in highschool

WTF vids on Youtube have restrictions now where you must login or signup to view them?! How the **** does this help check age?

hmm google takes me straight to it on youtube no less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av11PEJxAFc&mode=related&search=crying wrestling fan

:lol fools what did they think would happen?

:lol :lol :lol :lol

omg
 
catfish said:
The best "idiot hurts self" vid I've ever seen is the suplex from the roof video of some backyard wrestling cocksuckers. Old as the hills but should be showed in highschool

WTF vids on Youtube have restrictions now where you must login or signup to view them?! How the **** does this help check age?

hmm google takes me straight to it on youtube no less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av11PEJxAFc&mode=related&search=crying wrestling fan

:lol fools what did they think would happen?

haha yeah my biology teacher showed us that vid

:lol at the guy saying "you guys ok?"
 
Most of the times I watch one of these "ouch" videos I wonder what happened to the people involved. Not that I care, because most of the times they "deserve" what they get, but man...

And thanks for bringing up again the wrestlers video. I guess that he is paraplejic now, if he didn't die after a broken neck...
 
megateto said:
And thanks for bringing up again the wrestlers video. I guess that he is paraplejic now, if he didn't die after a broken neck...

Rolling around moving all you limbs and screaming in pain is usually a good sign that your not paralyzed. I always thought these were funny because as a viewer you know you have done some stupid shit in your day. Why do so many people have to pretend there so much better.
 
ryutaro's mama said:

Wow. Just wow. The level of owned is off the charts with that one. :lol :lol :lol

The best "idiot hurts self" vid I've ever seen is the suplex from the roof video of some backyard wrestling cocksuckers. Old as the hills but should be showed in highschool

WTF vids on Youtube have restrictions now where you must login or signup to view them?! How the **** does this help check age?

hmm google takes me straight to it on youtube no less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av11P...restling fan

fools what did they think would happen?

:lol :lol :lol Smart guys. Attempt a Schwein OFF A ROOF. Amazing. Wonder if they kept wrestling after they got better.
 
Why did youtube take off and not putfile and all the other video sites? Youtube just signed a major deal w/ NBC a few weeks ago.
 
meh.. I don't think that such videos are very funny.. maybe they got what they deserve for doing stupid shit like that but that doesn't make it funny in any way.
Our English teacher years ago told us that English speaking people don't feel such a thing and so they have no word for "schadenfreude".... he must've been wrong. :P
 
yilmazz said:
Our English teacher years ago told us that English speaking people don't feel such a thing and so they have no word for "schadenfreude".... he must've been wrong. :P

We just say schadenfreude. Well, I don't.. but some people do =)
 
yilmazz said:
meh.. I don't think that such videos are very funny.. maybe they got what they deserve for doing stupid shit like that but that doesn't make it funny in any way.
Our English teacher years ago told us that English speaking people don't feel such a thing and so they have no word for "schadenfreude".... he must've been wrong. :P
what? I've seen much more schadenfreude from english speakers than german speakers.
 
I dont know, he spoke like 10 languages, travelled a lot and always acted like a supreme know it all.

Probably he only taught us shit, I always doubted some of his theories.. thx for the confirmation. :)
 
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