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[Lionel Mandrake]

You may remember him from the film Out Cold. He was also in Dazed and Confused, but I can't emphasize enough that he was also in Out Cold.

Story

The 40-year-old actor, who has since taken to Twitter to deny the "crap" being reported, was arrested Sunday night on suspicion of assault and disorderly conduct outside a Scottsdale, Ariz., bar after allegedly sneezing on and then slugging a fellow patron.

But the fun apparently didn't end there.

According to the police report obtained by E! News, London, showing "extreme signs of alcohol impairment," started cursing at the paramedics who were trying to assess him for injuries after the purported altercation inside the Martini Ranch.

.....

Detailing their ride to the police station, Ford states that London continued to rant, asking him if he liked being a cop and, when the officer didn't answer, saying, "Guess what, f----t? I f--king love this! I f--king own you guys so hard. I'm rich and a motherf--king famous actor! F--king look me up, bitch!"

Ford then states in the report that he "looked back at him just in time for him to lean to the left and defecate in his pants. Then [London] said, 'I told you that I'm happy as s--t!'"

Wow. This seems so unlike the character of Rick Rambis, who London portrayed in the 2001 snowboarding comedy Out Cold.

The story covers the lives of snowboarding buddies Rick (Jason London), Luke (Zach Galifianakis), Anthony (Flex Alexander), and Pig Pen (Derek Hamilton), who are living large in their beloved hometown of Bull Mountain in Alaska. Partying hard, looking for girls, and doing just about anything to have a good time is what life on Bull Mountain is all about, but that all looks to have a quick end when town founder Papa Muntz dies, and his son Ted (Willie Garson) decides to sell the mountain to slick Colorado businessman John Majors (Lee Majors). Nobody supports his plans to turn the mountain into an "espresso-and-tofu" ski resort, and it's up to Luke, Pig Pen, Anthony, Jenny (played by A. J. Cook), Rick and the others to keep Bull Mountain yuppie-free. Once they realize John's purchase will change the town drastically, they enlist the aid of Major's beautiful, rebellious daughters, Inga (Victoria Silvstedt) and Anna (Caroline Dhavernas), to sabotage the purchase. The film also features a cameo by snowboarding professional Todd Richards as Barry the Doctor.

I know the Out Cold actor had been drinking, just like his character and his friends did in Out Cold, but I can't imagine somebody associated with Out Cold would engage in such un-Out Cold behavior. I just wonder what the guys from Out Cold would think about this whole thing.

.... Out Cold.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

London's britches lookin brown

 

[professor_t]

Holy shit. It's like faces of meth or something. That's the same guy?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

London's britches lookin brown

Out Cold.... I mean, Ice Cold.

 

[Devil Theory]

I've been trying to think of a pun for the last five minutes and got nothing.

Something something slippery slope?

Sorry.

 

[NerdEyeBlind]

YOLO?

 

[Perspicacity]

Dreamworks face

 

[LaserBuddha]

He looks like Dwight in that picture.

So as not to confuse anyone, Dwight is the one who did NOT star in the comedy film Out Cold.

 

[Curtisaur]

life sucks and life is hard and it has devastating effects on some people before they die

the end

 

[Viewt]

I wonder what his twin brother Jeremy London thinks about all this. What do you think abou-

"Actor Jeremy London Forced to Smoke Drugs at Gunpoint"

Wait, what?

The actor was changing a flat tire by the side of the road when he was approached by a group of men who offered to help him out. After getting the tire changed, London offered to give the group a ride home and once in the car, one of the men pulled a gun and forced the actor into a series of bizarre actions.

London was forced to smoke what was either crack or methamphetamine and after driving around Palm Springs for hours, was forced to buy alcohol and then hand that alcohol out in a gang area of the city.

WHAT?!

Man, all he wanted to do was play some Sega Genesis...

 

[Extra Sauce]

Holy shit I never knew Jason London had a twin brother. I thought it was Jason in Mallrats and Party of Five!

Mind blown.

(Mind also blown that Jason managed the seemingly impossible feat of looking ugly)

 

[MilesWebber]

Is that the guy from that move "Out Cold?"

 

[canoli2006]

Oh fuck I thought this was the guy from Party of Five and Mallrats but that's Jeremy London. Didn't know he had a twin brother Jason.

xtrasauce beat me to it. Glad I wasn't the only mind blown.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What's 'Out Cold'?

 

[Timedog]

Masterful OP. Rise gloriously to heaven.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Is that the guy from that move "Out Cold?"

Yes, he was a prominent character in Out Cold.

 

[Henchmen21]

Damn shame when someone as hot as that let's themselves go.

 

[Sanjuro]

Guess I need to grab a VHS of Out Cold now.

 

[TheKaeptain]

What's 'Out Cold'?

The best snowboarding movie of all time.

 

[MilesWebber]

Yes, he was a prominent character in Out Cold.

Thanks. I thought he looked like he was from Out Cold.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

What's 'Out Cold'?

Out Cold is perhaps the greatest snowboard-related comedy of our, or anybody's, generation. Not to be confused with Out Cold.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Dazed and Confused is a great movie.

 

[Labombadog]

He looks like Dwight in that picture.

So as not to confuse anyone, Dwight is the one who did NOT star in the comedy film Out Cold.

First thing I thought about. hahaha.

 

[Slayven]

He peaked at Party of Five.

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Damn shame when someone as hot as that let's themselves go.

Doesn't he have a twin? What happened to him?

 

[Timedog]

Dazed and Confused is a great movie.

It's no Out Cold.

 

[canoli2006]

He peaked at Party of Five.

That was his brother Jeremy.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

He peaked at Party of Five.

That was his twin brother Jeremy, who was not in Out Cold. Jason was the one in Out Cold.

 

[Princess Viola]

What movie was he in?

 

[Thug Waffle]

Out Cold > Dazed and Confused


I said it.

 

[Slayven]

That was his brother Jeremy.

That was his twin brother Jeremy, who was not in Out Cold. Jason was the one in Out Cold.

Then they share that peak.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

What movie was he in?

He, most notably, was in Out Cold.

Out Cold > Dazed and Confused


I said it.

I mean, I'm pretty sure we were all thinking it. It's Out Cold.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Out Cold is perhaps the greatest snowboard-related comedy of our, or anybody's, generation. Not to be confused with Out Cold.

Best snowboard comedy of our generation? That is way too bold a statement. How can it be better than every other single snowboard comedy of our generation out there?

 

[canoli2006]

Can it be better than this?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Best snowboard comedy of our generation? That is way too bold a statement. How can it be better than every other single snowboard comedy of our generation out there?

Obviously. I can't think of any theatrical snowboard comedies that have released since Out Cold. What's more likely? The idea that snowboard comedies have faded out of relevancy since Out Cold, or since Out Cold was released, nobody bothered to try and top it?

 

[Slayven]

Out Cold was a poor attempt at the 80s titties and hijinx comedies genre.

 

[arglebargle]

my favorite part of out cold (besides that it was much of the worlds introduction to zach galafinakis) is the weird casablanca references. like it was ironically trying to be more than a snowboarding comedy. i have probably seen out cold four or five times since it is often on various cable channels.

 

[Kevtones]

I own Out Cold full-screen like an OG

 

[Neuromancer]

This had better not be a disappointment after all this build up. GAF, I am holding you personally responsible if this movie fails to bring the laughs.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Out Cold was a poor attempt at the 80s titties and hijinx comedies genre.

We must not be talking about the same Out Cold. The Out Cold I'm thinking of is a timeless classic beloved by all.

 

[canoli2006]

This had better not be a disappointment after all this build up. GAF, I am holding you personally responsible if this movie fails to bring the laughs.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Holy shit, I never realized there were two of them! I was wondering why Mallrats wasn't mentioned in the OP. Mind blown.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

That's probably a glitch. I've never met anyone who didn't like Out Cold.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Came to rep out cold. I see the work has already been done. Gg bros.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Holy shit, I never realized there were two of them! I was wondering why Mallrats wasn't mentioned in the OP. Mind blown.

I just did the same thing. Had to wiki it real fast to make sure I wasn't going crazy.

 

[Valnen]

If he's so rich and famous how come I've never heard of him before?

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

If he's so rich and famous how come I've never heard of him before?

You obviously don't keep up with the pants shitting scene do you?

 

[Anticitizen One]

When they found him he said he was just looking for a good time

 

[TheKaeptain]

That was his twin brother Jeremy, who was not in Out Cold. Jason was the one in Out Cold.

Jeremy was in Mallrats. So both brothers are in equally great comedies.