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[Rentahamster]

Post an out of context quote from your fellow users to portray them in the best possible light.

#outofcontext

Like this:

My vagina can crush a watermelon

My penis has a sixpack.

I'm a pedo

 

[Papa]

If you're asking if I have good control over when I come, then yes. It's fantastic.

 

[Papa]

i ain't no cum chump

 

[Cunth]

I think I’m gonna go with Cock.

 

[12Goblins]

 

[Papa]

Internet says anal cancer

 

[Rentahamster]

it's not so bad to stay with Garfield forever

 

[King of Foxes]

 

[Airola]

Post an out of context quote from your fellow users to portray them in the best possible light.

#outofcontext

Like this:

TRUE out of context quote would be to quote the quote a person quoted and have that quote be the quote the person allegedly quoted.

In this case:

My vagina can crush a watermelon
My penis has a sixpack.
I'm a pedo

 

[Papa]

TRUE out of context quote would be to quote the quote a person quoted and have that quote be the quote the person allegedly quoted.

In this case:

 

[ThatStupidLion]

My wife still brings it up 10 years later.

 

[slugbahr]

let people do whatever they want otherwise you're a racist piece of shit

 

[kbear]

(she’s bi)

Forever etched into the annals of NeoGAF history

 

[Frank Spencer]

You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

 

[EviLore]

Forever etched into the annals of NeoGAF history

It's important for the story! ;b

 

[888]

Oh lord. This could get very weird.

I like it!

 

[888]

shit myself in the woods today.

Felt a bit shitty

I‘m a stubborn fucker.

forcibly eject everything I ate for the last two weeks...

waddled home with clenched ass cheeks

dripping diarrhea

thanks to my now aching ass muscles.

 

[888]

I had just finished asked if he wanted to try. It was his first time. He spent about an hour trying to learn how to use it and it was such a joy to watch. He was completely inept and uncoordinated but he was having sooooo much fun. Even after an hour he still moves mostly by just pushing the stick repeatedly instead of holding.

Seriously brought a tear to my eye. Just the pure joy of his first time.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Over the past two hundred years a kind of consciousness formed layer by layer in the crucible of the White House, it's not unlike the way life began in the oceans four billion years ago.

 

[Rentahamster]

I like their anal

 

[Shelbutt]

Melon

Apparently you can also be born with multiple"

 

[Melon]

Melon

Apparently you can also be born with multiple"

The people will never know what that multiple thing is.

 

[bitbydeath]

I would also go nuts

 

[plushyp]

TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER!

The more better the explosives, the more farther the shrapnel could go.

It's going to be really hard, but I'm not touching this

 

[Mista]

The people will never know what that multiple thing is.

Multiple tiddieessss

 

[Shifty]

Gosh, there are just so many to choose from in the Discord backlog...

 

[888]

Gosh, there are just so many to choose from in the Discord backlog...

May I suggest..

“Anal Prolapse”

 

[Shifty]

I'll do you one better, OP. How about a whole out-of-context conversation*?

[...] worried about anal

Anal doesn't count. Christians do it backwards.

He needs a good anal fisting...Hulk sized

involves a butthole spread wider than it ever should be

if you're a 23 without anal then you've fucked a dog

We always come back to anal

[...] reminded me that I wanna fucking anal

[...] the idea of prolapse scares me

Lick the prolapse

Dropped my hand at prolapse

toppled like a stack of quarters

Yo, where did it go?!

*Relative order and timing of messages is not guaranteed to represent reality. Messages and usernames have been censored (but not edited) where appropriate to protect or enhance participants' sense of shame. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

 

[plushyp]

just let them fuck you

Pregnancy kills omg that is all

That lady is dead right?

Sorry if this ain't bum

 

[brap]

Fuck them kids.

 

[Mista]

Gosh, there are just so many to choose from in the Discord backlog...

What happens in Discord stays in Discord

 

[plushyp]

From monster girls to yaoi, these are the best adult Patreons to follow

Nipples are hard.

You think this idiot wants to come

Didn’t even have the balls

YES I JUST CAME

A better love story than Twilight.

 

[Cunth]

So I’m actually starting to care about the ... girl I’m dating. I never knew I could get attached to someone else’s kid.

This is all so new and foreign to me just a year ago I would never consider dating ... a kid

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

A better love story than Twilight.

 

[plushyp]

Skyr on his need for some food:

hungry for cock

CatholicGamerGuy offering a substitute:

have some chicken skin on my upper arms

Doom85 was unsatisfied with their cosplaying sexmate:

fucking Starkiller was the worst

Mecha Meow has a "small" problem:

The midget stuck up my ass

I get no respect.

Spartancarver 117 laments their defective mental capacity:

My brain just cannot process

Nymphae likes it on the wrong side of the law:

That is criminal, it's so good

Yoshi offers his services and CurryPanda gives some advice:

One click on my username.

willing to kill anyone

Then I recommend getting a mask, and a pair of gloves

 

[Rentahamster]

You fingering your dogs ass with soap?

 

[slugbahr]

I promise.

 

[plushyp]

Musky_Cheese cannot multitask and CyberPanda empathises:

Who has free hands when masturbating

its very fucking hard

Clockwork5 has a tragic realisation:

I take my shirt off in front of my long distance gf

At that moment I realize, I’m just a nasty dude.

Tesseract seeks an answer to something that eludes:

how do you live as a man

how do you do it

嫩翼 thinking to expand his sexual horizons and slugbahr has a suggestion:

most girls are too boring in bed

fuck that bull

Bullet Club doesn't like Virex's food suggestions:

eat monsters for breakfast

looks too healthy for me. Pass.

ParanoidRED is not a fan of YouTube:

I eat, drink and watch Youtube when bored.

Drinking bleach sounds more pleasant

Geki-D is a bum connoisseur:

I'd notice eating dry-ass

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

Unfortunately my member was restored

 

[Rentahamster]

Steady growth gets me wet.

JimiNutz gets a twofer.

 

[Rentahamster]

You gotta insert it, Melon

Melon

 

[plushyp]

WTF Chronicles:

Fuck me

Fuck lil sassy

Don't fuck it

Fuck everything

 

[Rentahamster]

I almost forgot about this thread.

BUT FUCK THE MOTHER

 

[bitbydeath]

had one flop (or not even that) and basically never worked again

 

[bitbydeath]

Asking mods for an account deletion/ban

 

[brap]

If a hot retard wants to jump on my dick, I am not going to oppress her and say no.

 

[Scopa]

How long you been waiting for that, necro master?

 

[plushyp]

Husky the male thot

god i wish kevin spacey would grope me

 

[Scopa]

Are you self inserting as a grandma

 

[plushyp]

Phrasing

the 6 year old is building a Lego Xwing.. Fucker is hard