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[Rentahamster]

Boy. Lotion

 

[Mista]

THATS NOT THE FULL POST YOU MUG!

 

[plushyp]

GymWolf wants the Chunk/Fartnoise

I want to see everyone in all their glory!

I can only imagine ChunkLovesSloth

He’s a psycho

he can't be that bad.

So fuck him

 

[GymWolf]

GymWolf wants the Chunk/Fartnoise

Oh yeah, i find really sexy being on his ignore list

 

[Tesseract]

Are you trying to tell him you want to bust a nut?

 

[Scopa]

You should have fucked the beer first

 

[Rentahamster]

And get whiskey dick?

 

[Barsinister]

 

[Scopa]

I developed a skill to capture the pricks

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Assless chaps?

 

[Scopa]

Lol

 

[TaySan]

Getting fucked in the ass by your uncle doesn’t count as losing your virginity

No I hate it

what kinda dumbass question is this

 

[Papa]

i ain’t gonna fuck u Tay

perma means forever

 

[Rentahamster]

i ain’t gonna fuck u Tay

perma means forever

You say that now, but dat ass grows on you. Slowly and beautifully, like a budding daisy.

 

[Tesseract]

You say that now, but dat ass grows on you. Slowly and beautifully, like a budding daisy.

tell dem da truuf

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

 

[plushyp]

Lurking like a creeper, I usually come

Do whatever makes you comfortable

 

[Rentahamster]

go inside the butt

 

[EverydayBeast]

PS5 will BULLY next gen

Me.

 

[-Arcadia-]

go inside the butt

Edit: Scrolled past Hamster and his gross gif, didn’t notice, am retarded.

 

[Rentahamster]

Edit: Scrolled past Hamster and his gross gif, didn’t notice, am retarded.

I like the way you think, and it's not gross it's chocolatey delicious.

 

[-Arcadia-]

@hariseldon getting out of control in the Nintendo thread again.

under my belt - it’s a fun little area

 

[Fushitsusha]

@hariseldon getting out of control in the Nintendo thread again.

Later:

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Get your finger out of there.

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[and 3 others]

Some alpha fucking Chad who wrote this ban message.

 

[Rentahamster]

robots can eat the fuck

 

[GymWolf]

I totally forgot the existence of this topic

 

[The Hamburglar]

I can’t get it up

 

[Rentahamster]

Fuck me. So good.

 

[Rentahamster]

Metalalien, give me your balls.

Spoiler: The best one

 

[Rentahamster]

but fuck

 

[jonnyp]

Even more funny that it seems like I cannot spell either

Had no idea this thread even existed hehe

 

[plushyp]

I got one SeX

Well then

 

[West Texas CEO]

I think my Wii has at least an inch.

 

[plushyp]

I was a white trash freak show and it was glorious.

Manabyte opens up about his sordid past

 

[Mobilemofo]

do you want to be in my 'gang' ?

no thanks gary..

 

[INC]

Chappelle

 

[plushyp]

Ionian drops a huge bomb about his previous job

Funnily enough I was a fire Mage back in the day

Jdroop keeps dying in the toilet

shit kills me every time

AfricanKing wants the love of a bisexual Alien

how far fetched is it that the son of a alien likes both me and women

 

[plushyp]

Kev Kev is a maniac

I was killin mfers left and right

edit: and lol nobody has any idea what to do

 

[Kev Kev]

Kev Kev is a maniac

 

[Rentahamster]

But fuck

 

[nush]

Reading these bumped dead topics is like walking through a civil war cemetery and reading the gravestones.

 

[dr_octagon]

Reading these bumped dead topics is like walking through a civil war cemetery and reading the gravestones.

That's an offensive comparison, Gaf members are far more important.

 

[wood96]

“The lesson you need to learn right now can’t be taught with words, only with action.”
(Levi Ackerman)
Source: https://quotessearchengine.com/levi-ackerman-quotes/

 

[Rentahamster]

The smarter these bots become, the stupider these bots become.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

 

[PaddyOCanager]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

Ha. I was waiting for this one.

 

[plushyp]

FBI! OPEN UP!

I have crush on 3yr old girl

Billyxci is a pussy

i'm a kitty cat and i meow meow meow and i meow meow meow!!

 

[Scotty W]

Found on 4chan

You will never be able to understand a woman's experience of life

Imagine how stupid you were about playing video games or watching shit like anime when you were 13 and everything seemed equally new and great to your unformed brain, then imagine the entire world is encouraging you to do that and telling you you're already an adult and everything you say is good and valid. That's a woman. They're basically in an involuntary MDMA trip for 10-20 years on end, no human being could survive the amount of frivolous simple pleasure + social reinforcement to keep giving in to the pleasure that women are bombarded with in their youth.

It's genuinely cruel to expect much else from them on their own. It's like trying to talk someone tripping on ecstasy down and get them to be sober and reasonable. Women can literally get pleasure-drunk on seeing bright colors, they see a bitch they don't even like that much in the street and instantly start laughing and screaming with her hysterically. They can cry at a commercial and their orgasms last ten fucking minutes for god's sake. Stop burdening these strange retarded creatures with demands that they be serious and responsible.