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[MrAngryFace]

OUTRUN 2 SHINES THE SENSES WITH JOY OF VISUALS NEVER SEEN ON CONSOLES. FEELING OF PLAY INVIGORATES DESIRES FOR GAMEPLAY SO SOLID THE ROCKS NEVER CRASH ON THE STONY SHORE OF OUTRUN 2.

 

[Littleberu]

Looks like a review written by an otist. Oh wait. MAF wrote it.

 

[Mike Works]

Burnout 3 - The Review 3

BURNOUT 3 SHINES THE SENSES WITH JOY OF SPARKS NEVER SEEN ON CONSOLES. FEELING OF PLAY INVIGORATES DESIRES FOR GAMEPLAY SO SOLID THE ROCKS NEVER CRASH ON THE STONY SHORE OF BURNOUT 3. ALSO OUTRUN 2 IS FOR FAGS.

 

[Drinky Crow]

the erectilumptuous perawesomosity of these splendilitudinous reviewatoriums makes me lachrymosillate with childfarious gladsination.

 

[MrAngryFace]

DRIFTING NEVER BETTER SHINY SUN ALWAYS FEELS GOOD?!?!

 

[isamu]

And *I* was flamed for starting another OR2 thread. :rolltesticles:

 

[Wario64]

Burnout 3 - The Review 3

BURNOUT 3 SHINES THE SENSES WITH JOY OF SPARKS NEVER SEEN ON CONSOLES. FEELING OF PLAY INVIGORATES DESIRES FOR GAMEPLAY SO SOLID THE ROCKS NEVER CRASH ON THE STONY SHORE OF BURNOUT 3. ALSO OUTRUN 2 IS FOR FAGS.

BANDED

 

[BeOnEdge]

burnout 3 is a sham.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Burnout 3 is the Barry White to Outrun 2's Color Me Badd.

 

[Mike Works]

burnout 3 is a sham.

Burnout 3 is a sham, man never walked on the moon, and SEGA is releasing a new console in 2005.

...

SPARKS!

 

[DCharlie]

Best lyrics ever in some of those songs....

"he asked me to go for a riiiiiideee .... with hiiiiiiiim"
"His ride... Sooooooo smooooooooth"
"his beautiful machine never stops"

the burnout sound track consists of every band on the planet who is unable to pronounce the letter "I" in anyother way other than "ooooiiy"

"ooooiiiiy... still think about yoooooo and
ooiiiiiiiy still sing these shittty tunes and
oooiiiiy ...."

*bleugh*

massive exaggeration, but hey...

 

[Shogmaster]

Burnout 3 = teh best car game for people who don't know shit about cars!

 

[Drinky Crow]

I have a nice Ferry Corsten and Crystal Method custom soundtrack for Burnout 3, spank you very much.

 

[WarPig]

I am full to the brim with irrational love for OutRun 2, and even I'll tell you Burnout 3 completely smokes it.

DFS.

 

[mosaic]

Shenmue sucks.

 

[BeOnEdge]

:lol

 

[WarPig]

Shenmue sucks.

And how!

DFS.

 

[shuri]

You know, the drifting is so deep in Outrun2, you need a 90 hours class by a team of the best asian outrun2 players to even understand the grasp of drifting.

Its that deep.

 

[Mike Works]

Burnout 3 = teh best car game for people who don't know shit about cars!

I know my car is heavy enough to run over your family if you keep badmouthing the game

 

[drohne]

outrun 2 is middling, burnout 3 is shit, arcade racing is still dead.

 

[Brandon F]

Mayhaps you can be the guinea pig and try Choro Q. $20 and GMR had sorta kinda nice words for it...

 

[Kiriku]

Shenmue sucks.

It's because you don't know how to drift.

 

[mosaic]

Originally posted by Kiriku:

It's because you don't know how to drift.

I spent 90 hours of my life trying to get Ryu to drift. My failure to do so is my greatest regret. However, it only took 5 minutes for him to fondle a sailor, get into a fist fight, and participate in an impromptu line dance to the tune of "It's raining men."

Yu Suzuki's gift to the children of the 21st century is hot man on sailor action.

 

[hanzo]

just picked up the PAL version. Visuals are great, and it's a great racer if u just want a quick race. Gonna put some more play time into this, but I know it will be $20 on sale somewhere in a month.