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Poli-sci prof: (puts a picture of a panda bear on overhead projector) Well, normally we'd talk about the syllabus right now but our department's so cheap they couldn't print a syllabus for each of you, so I'll show you a picture of a panda instead.

Girl on cell: I don't see sleeping with her boyfriend as a bad thing. He said he didn't even like her anyways, so whatever, let people call me a slut. Ok mom, I love you too.

This site is hilarious. :lol

 

[RevenantKioku]

I swear to god I want to be a professor so I can just do nutty shit all day.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

SOOOO fake

 

[RevenantKioku]

SOOOO fake

I swear to god, the internet is about 70% party poopers these days.
WHO FUCKING CARES? FUNNY AM FUNNY

 

[Deleted member 22576]

you guys party pooped my thread.




im still reading this site btw, its funny but totally just not real
its just a website with jokes on it

 

[RevenantKioku]

Fratty: Do you even know where your G-spot is?
Drunk Sorostitute: Yeah, isn't it somewhere in your ass? That's what they always tell me.

:lol

 

[neoanarch]

Who cares if its made up.

also is it just copypasta from http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/?


edit question mark.

 

[QVT]

I swear to god I want to be a professor so I can just do nutty shit all day.

i plan on doing things like this. i'm going to give muffins to students who have exception answers. The good muffins too, the costco kind.

 

[Absinthe (Permed)]

Some of this is probably made up, but I wouldn't be shocked if a lot of it is indeed real.

 

[okno]

you guys party pooped my thread.




im still reading this site btw, its funny but totally just not real
its just a website with jokes on it

Where do you live? Here in Chicago, I overhear shit like this ALL the time.

 

[Troidal]

Haha, funny stuff. Less techie jokes (like those on bash.org) so I can pass this on to my non-techie friends!

 

[Shirokun]

As a resident of Athens, I have to say that these are all true!

@o@

 

[Shirokun]

This bus driver is a hero:

Bus driver: Attention passengers, the next stop is physics. If you got on at Tate and get off here, you will be beaten to death with stones.

Tate center is a two minute walk from physics, but these arseholes wait out in front of the Tate student center, overload the buses, preventing you getting across campus for your next class that starts in 10 minutes, just so they can avoid the physical exertion! >: O

 

[Enron]

Tate Center is NOT a two minute walk from Physics. It takes about 5! ONLY WEAK MAN TAKE THE UGA BUS. REAL MAN WALK!

 

[Shirokun]

Tate Center is NOT a two minute walk from Physics. It takes about 5! ONLY WEAK MAN TAKE THE UGA BUS. REAL MAN WALK!

I'm a fast walker, but thats not really the point.