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[Prospero]

If this is old, then it's time to revisit it.

Overheard in New York

MTA guy: So, I was like just hoppin' outta the shower feeling all Irish Spring fresh and shit and I come into the living room and Shawny is sitting on the fucking couch. I was like, "Yo, Shawny...get off the couch!" He looked at me and growled and I was like, "So that's how it is?" I went and got a pair of gloves and a wiffle ball bat, came back in and was like, whack, and the little bitch totally chomped onto my leg and shit. I dragged him like that into the kitchen and sprayed into his mouth with Lysol and he hid under the kitchen table. Somebody gotta be the master in the house, yo.

--N train

Teen girl #1: Fuck Egypt, let's go back to the house and have those Jell-o shots.
Teen girl #2: Fine, but it's like 2:00; my nanny has totally eaten them by now.

--The Met

Boy #1: You know, if I were a girl, I'd totally be attracted to Shelly's dad.
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: No, seriously. Because he knows all these people, and he's, like, an alcoholic.

--Sassy's Sliders, 86th and 3rd

 

[Doc Holliday]

hey i live near sassy's sliders.

 

[Rorschach]

hey i live near sassy's sliders.

Vague confession?

 

[aparisi2274]

Black guy: Damn, those horses is gay

 

[aparisi2274]

hey i live near sassy's sliders.

What is this place????

 

[junkwaffle]

hey i live near sassy's sliders.

Oh shit, so do I!

 

[Doc Holliday]

White castle type burger joint

 

[LakeEarth]

Homie: Yo, you see that shit on Family Guy? That nigga Quagmire be funny, son! That "giggity giggity" shit! Yo son, that nigga tied up a cheerleader and shit and always be trying to nail the little bitch.

--N train

 

[Doth Togo]

Hobo #1: Do you know what time is it?
Hobo #2: Yeah I know.
Hobo #1: Thanks.

--2 train

Simple, yet :lol

 

[Particle Physicist]

Chick: He was getting blown by a trannie and right before he came he said, "get out of my car, you faggot" and that's how he knew he wasn't gay.

--W Hotel bar, Union Square

:lol

 

[aparisi2274]

White castle type burger joint

How is that place? are the burgers a little better than White Castle?

Any subways near there?

 

[Grifter]

All these options in NYC and you're plotting your subway trip to a White Castle style joint?

 

[aparisi2274]

All these options in NYC and you're plotting your subway trip to a White Castle style joint?

Dude I go to NYC every weekend. I have hit a lot of really good places...

The Soup Nazi
Grays Papaya
Virgils Real BBQ
Wo-Hop

So I want to see about something new....

 

[Doc Holliday]

take the 4,5, or 6 to 86th street and lexington. Walk east to 3rd ave...its right next to the Papaya.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Dude I go to NYC every weekend. I have hit a lot of really good places...

The Soup Nazi
Grays Papaya
Virgils Real BBQ
Wo-Hop

So I want to see about something new....

 

[Ollie Pooch]

overheard by me in NYC last year - woman on phone; "my bra, soaked through!"

 

[aparisi2274]

I dont know what that means....

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I dont know what that means....

you said you wanted to see something new?

 

[aparisi2274]

you said you wanted to see something new?

ok thanks

 

[AlphaSnake]

You guys know that this is all fake right?

 

[SickBoy]

Dude I go to NYC every weekend. I have hit a lot of really good places...

The Soup Nazi
Grays Papaya
Virgils Real BBQ
Wo-Hop

So I want to see about something new....

How much is the soup at the Soup Nazi's place?

I haven't been to NYC since... (thinks back) somewhere around 1987/88. I was young back then... love to go back. I'd love to live there but for the insane cost of living and the fact that the wife would never go for it (never mind the other potential issues)

 

[aparisi2274]

How much is the soup at the Soup Nazi's place?

I haven't been to NYC since... (thinks back) somewhere around 1987/88. I was young back then... love to go back. I'd love to live there but for the insane cost of living and the fact that the wife would never go for it (never mind the other potential issues)

A Small soup is like $8 or $9, but you get a good portion. You get bread, fruit, and a chocolate. It really is worth it.

I have had Seafood Gumbo, Chicken Barley, and Texas Turkey Chilli, all awesome soups... Cant wait till it gets cold again so I can go have some....

he is on 55th and 8th ave if anyone cares...

 

[Fixed2BeBroken]

random guy 1 "Dont fuckin bump into me!"

randomguy 2 "theres alot of people on this train, i cant help it if I bump in to you"

random guy 1 "i will fuckin beat your ass right here"

random guy 2 "Shut the fuck up, you dont know me, il kill you bitch"

random guy 1 "mother fucker il kick your ass right now mother fucker"

random guy 2 "mother fuckin son of a bitch"

random guy 1 "fuck you il fuck you up"

blah blah blah.

they never fight by the way, just keep cussing at each other for about 10 minutes.

-7 train

 

[FortNinety]

You guys know that this is all fake right?

As a NYCer for the past twn years, I've heard just as crazy stuff, if not more. But year, I wouldn't be surprised if it was all made up.

 

[viper60782]

during the ring 2, when ::spoiler:: the nurse gets air injected into her neck by a needle ::end spoiler::

kid behind me: "it's JUST air!"