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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040930/od_nm/life_bear_dc

DENVER (Reuters) - It's a tale of man against nature. A paralyzed man in Aspen, Colorado lay helplessly in bed for two hours while a black bear known as "Fat Albert" went through his kitchen breaking dishes and looking for a tasty snack.

"I had four pounds (2kg) of chocolate from a ski trip. He ate it all -- it's war," Tom Isaac said, recounting with a sense of humor how the 500-pound (230-kg) bear made himself at home at his house on Sept. 20.

In Fact, Isaac, who has been paralyzed since a skiing accident in the early 1980s, says his home has been invaded nearly a half dozen times by the bear Aspenites call "Fat Albert."

Mmmm..

(not the actual bear)

 

[EdLuva]

Maybe it's time for him to move..err..um..relocate.

 

[olimario]

Maybe he shouldn't leave the door wide open. How does a bear get into a house?

 

[levious]

Maybe he shouldn't leave the door wide open. How does a bear get into a house?

shouldn't you be blaming the bear? He is a fatty afterall.

 

[Lemurnator]

The title of this thread is awsome.

 

[belgurdo]

Doesn't the guy have attendants or something that can reinforce his house?

 

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[Overseer]

I think it's time that fat albert goes on the atkins diet.

 

[way more]

Ahahahahahhahahahaha. That is rich.

 

[Error Macro]

I like bears. If they could be trained properly, they would be the ultimate pet. They're playful, and if you needed something to defend you, they could tear the shit out of almost anything.

 

[yoshifumi]

I like bears. If they could be trained properly, they would be the ultimate pet. They're playful, and if you needed something to defend you, they could tear the shit out of almost anything.

a liger is twice the pet a bear could ever be!!