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[MassiveAttack]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071212/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton

Paris Hilton is looking for 'a nice boy' 21 minutes ago

BERLIN - Paris Hilton is looking for a boyfriend and knows exactly what qualities Mr. Right should possess.

"Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy," she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. "He should be funny, smart and loyal."

The celebrity heiress, author, singer, perfume designer and reality TV star was in the German capital to take part in an advertising campaign for Rich Prosecco — a sparkling wine that is to be sold in cans.

Hilton said she was planning to visit one of Berlin's Christmas markets, the city's famous museums and had already been partying at Berlin's trendy Cookies club.

Hilton, wearing a black glittering dress and a golden chain and cross around her neck, also told reporters that she is making an effort to personally contribute to protecting the environment.

"I changed all the light bulbs to energy safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," Hilton said, adding she also turned off the lights at home, didn't leave the TV on or the water running when she left the home.

"Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."

 

[Eric P]

a sparkling wine that is to be sold in cans

i can only imagine that tasting like metal

 

[Scotch]

didn't leave the TV on or the water running when she left the home.

Jesus Christ :lol

 

[Wes]

"Paris Hilton is looking for 'a nice boy' 21 minutes ago"

I wonder what happened to her 21 minutes ago to change her mind.

 

[Great King Bowser]

Quite the environmentalist you are Paris.

 

[Baker]

or the water running when she left the home

So what the fuck? Did she used to do this on a regular basis before she started "caring" about the environment?

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh, Paris. Hows that drunken elephant campaign coming along?

 

[HomShaBom]

I highly advise all applicants wear a hazmat suit when fucking her.

 

[IronicallyTwisted]

"Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."

Seriously.

After doing her she'd be spending the rest of her life in a wheelchair, with a paper bag for a bowel.

 

[theBishop]

"I hit it, and then I quit it"

 

[Xater]

Is justing wanting her money an option?

 

[Calcaneus]

She'd make a good suicide fuck.

 

[Tim-E]

Man, I really need to start looking out for the environment and not leave the water running every time I leave the house.

 

[Zyzyxxz]

Hey I'd hit it for the cash.

I would stick around for a while and enjoy the nice party life and get some threesomes and while she was asleep I would figure out a way to get into her ATM account.

Seriously I bet she is so dumb she has to have the pin number written down somewhere.

 

[Stoney Mason]

This is definitely AP worthy news...

 

[explodet]

Would I have to wear a bear costume?
That's a dealbreaker for some people.

 

[Haly]

Hey I'd hit it for the cash.

I would stick around for a while and enjoy the nice party life and get some threesomes and while she was asleep I would figure out a way to get into her ATM account.

Seriously I bet she is so dumb she has to have the pin number written down somewhere.

Offer to remember her PIN for her so she can call on you whenever she's buying yet another car.

 

[dskillzhtown]

I would hit it for the cash too.

Get to live her lifestyle for a few months until she decides she needs to move on to the next guy. I would have the time of my life.

 

[Tauntaun]

"I'm looking for a nice boy, who's loyal and kind....and already has these STD's so I don't infect him."

 

[HomShaBom]

I would hit it for the cash too.

Get to live her lifestyle for a few months until she decides she needs to move on to the next guy. I would have the time of my life.

You would lose all the cash paying for STD treatments.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Her frame and coke habit are major turn-offs. Sorry Paris. I just can't.

 

[snaildog]

Wow, taps turn on and off? I thought they're supposed to just constantly stream out convenient water for me?

 

[Dali]

Her frame and coke habit are major turn-offs. Sorry Paris. I just can't.

Yeah but if you get her pregnant, jackpot!! So says the book of K. Fed.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Her frame and coke habit are major turn-offs. Sorry Paris. I just can't.

To be fair, that's not something a "nice guy" would say, so you aren't good enough for the "new" Paris.

 

[Zyzyxxz]

Yeah but if you get her pregnant, jackpot!! So says the book of K. Fed.

Oh its finally out? I gotta grab me a copy off Barnes and Nobles before it sells out. The Oprah reading club officially recommended it.

 

[Drewsy]

Even if I could I wouldn't, really. I've seen her sex tape, I can't stand the uptight boring sex that plagues upper class daughters.

In other words, do not want.

 

[Zyzyxxz]

^dude you have to be the one who f**** her brains out.

Think Max Powers.

You just strap yourself in and feel the cheese

 

[Mamesj]

What women say:

"Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy," she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. "He should be funny, smart and loyal."

what women want:

"Right now I'm single but I am looking for a complete dick head," she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. "He should be abusive, self-centered, and treat me like shit."

 

[Zyzyxxz]

seriously what is with girls and their wants for men.

All we ask for is a nice rack and pretty face (and big ass if you into that sorta thing)

Then women give us the generic man - funny, smart, has to make me laugh!

...and then they list their requirements like a gaming PC build.

example:

must be at least 6'1"
no more than 200lbs
light tan skin
short curly hair, preferably blonde
blue eyes oh yes the eye of course!
8 pack with a 12.333 in, repeating of course, wang

 

[Moose]

While dining at a fancy restaurant with Pamela Anderson, Hilton threw a temper tantrum when handed the menu. "I hate reading! Someone tell me what's on the menu!" Anderson told the story to GQ magazine, concluding, "I'm blonde, too. But c'mon."

.

 

[UltraMarioMan]

Not for her entire family fortune.

 

[djtiesto]

seriously what is with girls and their wants for men.

All we ask for is a nice rack and pretty face (and big ass if you into that sorta thing)

Then women give us the generic man - funny, smart, has to make me laugh!

...and then they list their requirements like a gaming PC build.

example:

must be at least 6'1"
no more than 200lbs
light tan skin
short curly hair, preferably blonde
blue eyes oh yes the eye of course!
8 pack with a 12.333 in, repeating of course, wang

Well, girls are allowed to be more picky than guys... notice how every reasonably decent-to-attractive girl has a swarm of 10+ guys on her? Even some of the lesser attractive girls have this.

 

[MassiveAttack]

While dining at a fancy restaurant with Pamela Anderson, Hilton threw a temper tantrum when handed the menu. "I hate reading! Someone tell me what's on the menu!" Anderson told the story to GQ magazine, concluding, "I'm blonde, too. But c'mon."

:lol

 

[tnw]

Think Max Powers.

You just strap yourself in and feel the cheese

Gs, feel the Gs

 

[HomShaBom]

While dining at a fancy restaurant with Pamela Anderson, Hilton threw a temper tantrum when handed the menu. "I hate reading! Someone tell me what's on the menu!" Anderson told the story to GQ magazine, concluding, "I'm blonde, too. But c'mon."

Wow.

 

[aparisi2274]

Paris Hilton is looking for 'a nice boy' 21 minutes ago

BERLIN - Paris Hilton is looking for a boyfriend and knows exactly what qualities Mr. Right should possess.

"Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy," she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. "He should be funny, smart and loyal, AND RICH"

The celebrity heiress, author, singer, perfume designer and reality TV star was in the German capital to take part in an advertising campaign for Rich Prosecco — a sparkling wine that is to be sold in cans.

Hilton said she was planning to visit one of Berlin's Christmas markets, the city's famous museums and had already been partying at Berlin's trendy Cookies club.

Hilton, wearing a black glittering dress and a golden chain and cross around her neck, also told reporters that she is making an effort to personally contribute to protecting the environment.

"I changed all the light bulbs to energy safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," Hilton said, adding she also turned off the lights at home, didn't leave the TV on or the water running when she left the home.

"Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."

fixed

 

[castle007]

While dining at a fancy restaurant with Pamela Anderson, Hilton threw a temper tantrum when handed the menu. "I hate reading! Someone tell me what's on the menu!" Anderson told the story to GQ magazine, concluding, "I'm blonde, too. But c'mon."

:lol :lol :lol

Jesus Christ