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[u_neek]

One Night in Paris to be released on UMD

 

[Price Drop]

That is so much sexy on the screen it's hard to handle.

 

[Pimpbaa]

Wow, I suddenly lost all interest in getting a psp.

 

[Barrage]

At least Sony's got the dirty whore demographic.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

when she plays Nintendogs goodbye PSP

 

[Chittagong]

I'D HIT IT

 

[u_neek]

At least Sony's got the dirty whore demographic.

they're not alone..

 

[Odnetnin]

so sexy. the psp that is.

 

[ManaByte]

The movie Wonderland was on HBO the other night. I was watching it and all of a sudden Paris Hilton shows up and I'm like "WTF?"

 

[goomba]

-

 

[Kobun Heat]

when she plays Nintendogs goodbye PSP

I was going to say.

 

[Tenacious-V]

Those are some rediculous sunglasses. I'm a fan of slightly large, but those are stupidly huge....

 

[goomba]

Whore

 

[android]

There are poor children around the world, who would love those systems. They couldn't play them, but they would love them.

 

[Barrage]

My mistake. Looks like Nintendo and Sony are neck-and-neck for those dirty coochie sales.

Looks like Microsoft is the only one lucky enough not to be advertised by Paris Hilton. Which is strange, because you'd think she'd be used to holding large black things in her hands.

 

[jenov4]

She probably uses it to watch her sex tapes. LOLLERZ AM I RITE?

 

[goomba]

 

[Cold-Steel]

LOL that is a great pic! :lol

"Here we go! Yahoo!"

 

[Marty Chinn]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Chittagong]

My mistake. Looks like Nintendo and Sony are neck-and-neck for those dirty coochie sales.

Looks like Microsoft is the only one lucky enough not to be advertised by Paris Hilton. Which is strange, because you'd think she'd be used to holding large black things in her hands.

well they don't need it because they've got inhouse xdudes to do the looking cool

(too bad I couldn't find the pic with the sneakers)

 

[Cold-Steel]

Oh man, the picture of Ed Fries looking like a badass next to the Xbox prototype was one of the dumbest marketing promos I've ever seen.

It was like a Nike commercial, with geeks.

 

[monchi-kun]

jeez, J Allard lost hair and weight during the life0cycle of the Xbox

 

[Geek]

well they don't need it because they've got inhouse xdudes to do the looking cool

 

[Odnetnin]

jeez, J Allard lost hair and weight during the life0cycle of the Xbox

He's gone from fat slob geek to semi-aggressive neo-nazi xenon pimp. The coloured glasses (spiderman lense) adds to this pumped up image. (as opposed to his chequered shirt geek days)

 

[VALIS]

 

[The Faceless Master]

omg, xbox sneakers!

i want a pair of those

 

[goomba]

 

[VALIS]

He's gone from fat slob geek to semi-aggressive neo-nazi xenon pimp. The coloured glasses (spiderman lense) adds to this pumped up image. (as opposed to his chequered shirt geek days)

Neo-nazi. Great comparison. :rolleyes

 

[VictimOfGrief]

they're not alone..

Can't play the Cube on the go though can ya? Thought not! :lol

 

[Andy787]

well they don't need it because they've got inhouse xdudes to do the looking cool

(too bad I couldn't find the pic with the sneakers)

Wow. I didn't even realize that was Allard until I saw the other posts. Man, it's like he's lost 20 years during the life cycle of the Xbox. The Xbox makes you young and hip.

 

[Geek]

The Xbox makes you young and hip.

:lol

 

[Flynn]

I would like one of those Dog-shaped PSP screen cleaners.

I wonder if Lik-Sang has them in stock.

 

[The Faceless Master]

i wonder if he got in such good shape from lifting and carrying xboxes around so much

 

[Geek]

I'm sure Allard's image consultant put him on a strict diet and cardio regime.

Anyone have that pic of Bill Gates from CES with the awful bomber jacket and Ray Bans?

 

[Rocket9]

Journey out of Mr.Slave for DS or PSP would be a great game. With a Lemminwinks cameo of course

"Hurry up with Paris Hilton for you'll surely die"

 

[shibbs]

I almost mistaken her sunglasses for a PSP.

 

[The Bookerman]

WTF bitch?! don't put your fingers on the screen!

 

[MetalAlien]

Just great, something else she can stick in her whorgina. What a waste of a great gaming machine.

 

[anotheriori]

ihi

 

[human5892]

i wonder if he got in such good shape from lifting and carrying xboxes around so much

:lol

For some reason I find "Xbox is big" jokes to be hilarious again. I wonder if enough time has passed for it to be funny in an ironic sense.

Also, this guy...

...wearing a "Minor Threat" t-shirt is also funny. But not in the same way.

 

[Particle Physicist]

i hate how rich people are always given free shit.

 

[koam]

Question: What happens when you explain Nintendogs to a blonde?

Answer:

 

[koam]

 

[Cold-Steel]

Koam! That is old school! I still have binders for Apple and Microsoft stuff like those!

 

[Fuzzy]

He's so dreamy.

 

[gunstarhero]

She's going to scratch the screen the way she's holding it...

stupid bitch

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

Those are some rediculous sunglasses. I'm a fan of slightly large, but those are stupidly huge....

I say the more glasses to hide her face the better.

 

[Guy LeDouche]

:lol

For some reason I find "Xbox is big" jokes to be hilarious again. I wonder if enough time has passed for it to be funny in an ironic sense.

Also, this guy...

...wearing a "Minor Threat" t-shirt is also funny. But not in the same way.

I've always loved a good "lol XBox is hueg lol" joke.

 

[Roland Hood]

Perfect spokesperson for the analog nub

 

[satterfield]

:lol

For some reason I find "Xbox is big" jokes to be hilarious again. I wonder if enough time has passed for it to be funny in an ironic sense.

Also, this guy...

...wearing a "Minor Threat" t-shirt is also funny. But not in the same way.

That's Moby wearing the Minor Threat shirt.

Out of step! With the world!