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[Zombine]

Is anyone else's dick... bent?

 

[PillarEN]

Why haven't you done sexual thing X yet?

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(not a parody)
GAF seems extra horny today. It's only Monday you degenerates!!!

 

[MikeHattsu]

So to set a guy on fire or go see a psychologist?

 

[Browny]

Why haven't you tried eating donkey?

My wife is old and saggy and hurts my back and I can't really afford a new one.

 

[Schlorgan]

As a man, is there a way to always be ready to eat ass?

 

[NateDog]

My wife is old and saggy and hurts my back and I can't really afford a new one.

Hahah this one got me, made me think of Terri.

 

[MikeHattsu]

The Purge in the Works in the USA

 

[Timeaisis]

New Shia LaBeouf film grosses $8.7B at weekend box office

 

[Fantomas]

Can't justify eating ass anymore. Advice please

 

[Schlorgan]

Man Dies After Eating Giant Voodoo Priestess

Pepsi releases an amazing new wiFi dildo w/ builtin camera that eases penetration w/ hard-coded ports & static safewords

 

[Earthbound64]

Zelda: Breath of the Wild "Twerk" Wish List

Zelda: Breath of the Wild "Twink" Wish List

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1358391

Woo boi

 

[bluethree]

Kanye West considering pre-emptive strike on North Korea

 

[Spladam]

So GAF, what do you do with your Breath of the Wild players once you finish Zelda?

 

[Earthbound64]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1358391

Woo boi

It was deleted
What was it?

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

It was deleted
What was it?

parody thread of the refusing to take picture thread

 

[Earthbound64]

parody thread of the refusing to take picture thread

Ah.
RIParody

 

[Mandelbo]

How close can I optimise a Dodge Charger to look like the Popemobile?

 

[parrotbeak]

Democrats filibuster Gorsuch nomination, GOP triggers "neuter our cat?" option

Total Recall: 4 boobs you never saw

 

[sc0la]

Pepsi's New Jared Kushner Ad Is Everything That's Wrong With Cuckservatives.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Report coworker for smelling like tween?

 

[Guevara]

Trump Keeps Bringing Up Cumming Here’s Why. - NYTimes

 

[Earthbound64]

There's a shortage of cocks?

 

[Browny]

Rare photos of famous cocks.

 

[bluethree]

So E.T. isn't working for me anymore

 

[Browny]

Fox: Some of Trump’s biggest supporters are furious about his cock in Syria

 

[parrotbeak]

Well this morning I finally got time with a clown and fuck it won't get hard.

 

[Timeaisis]

Crunchyroll lowers birthrate by 40-70%

 

[Zombine]

Crunchyroll lowers birthrate by 40-70%

My man with the best post of the page.



Games with good anarchy

 

[Brakke]

California man has asses gas for the first time in 23 years

 

[Zombine]

California man has asses gas for the first time in 23 years

My man with the best post of the page.


Homeless Cuck Living on The Street For Years

 

[MikeHattsu]

Why does John McClane even bother?

 

[Browny]

Wendy's Vomits On American Public, Removes Spicy Sweetcorn from Menu

 

[Aaron Strife]

Should I quit Uber and do my job full-time?

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

Crunchyroll lowers birthrate by 40-70%

shiiiiiiet

 

[Earthbound64]

Why do people sleep with Carly Rae Jepsen?

 

[parrotbeak]

Why do people sleep with Carly Rae Jepsen?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196904900&postcount=6754

Kiss

 

[Earthbound64]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196904900&postcount=6754

Kiss

No fair - that was before I even registered.
(Granted, the thread was bumped, but still)




If we can create mirrors. Will our eyes last forever?

 

[Brakke]

Parrotbeak's Matchmaking Urges

 

[Earthbound64]

My Alien has watched Mother (Mother 2) every day 3+ times for almost 10 years




Dog Escapes animal hospital by psychically opening doors

 

[Schlorgan]

Otaku population to shrink by a third by 2065.

Spoiler

Kind of a lazy one. Sorry.

 

[Earthbound64]

How important are emotions to you?

 

[davepoobond]

Even the Grammar Nazis didn't not gas peoples

 

[Amalthea]

Taiwan bans the consumption of cat and doge memes

 

[MikeHattsu]

Taiwan bans cats and dogs living together

 

[Coreda]

Crunchyroll lowers birthrate by 40-70%

Outstanding

 

[sc0la]

Began My Keto Diet Has.


Edit:
People who have tried cat/dog food, what does it taste like?

 

[maxcriden]

Mario 3D Meowrld is more "ar-chat-ic" than Yooka-Laylee but meowbody co-nyaa-plained.

 

[Earthbound64]

Coffee shop lapdance etiquette

 

[Fat4all]

blame space is looking good these days