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[MikeHattsu]

NBC News: Trump Approves Plan to Arm Bears

Who else enjoys entering a locked house to see why it was locked?

Parody threads you found hilarious but have no idea why in hindsight

 

[Earthbound64]

There's a thread I want to parody, but I don't want to get banned (which I think I might even for just posting it in here).

 

[Earthbound64]

Thinking about adopting a Greyhound


My girlfriend and I are moving into a new house with lots of space. We already have one dog and one cat, but they are both her's. My only pet is my little corn snake. I've been thinking about getting a bus with the bigger space, and after doing some research a Greyhound seems like a really good choice in terms of temperament and what I'm looking for in a bus. There's also plenty of them in need of good permanent homes and I'd like to think I can help one out.

I filled out an application for information form from my state's Greyhound adoption agency, but while I'm waiting for them to get back to me I thought I'd ask if anyone on GAF had any experience with this process or with Greyhounds in general. Any advice would be welcome.

 

[NateDog]

There's a thread I want to parody, but I don't want to get banned (which I think I might even for just posting it in here).

Well now you just have to do it.

 

[Guevara]

Is traveling to Japan dangerous because of the animation?

 

[davepoobond]

Trump to release Obama concession call to White House movie staff before watching fast and the furious 4

 

[themagicalkitsune]

First Dynasty Warriors, 9 screenshots

 

[Brakke]

First Dynasty Warriors, 9 screenshots

Solid.

RIP to a fallen homie.

 

[Trouble]

Legendary Shitposting Meltdowns (SPOILERS)

 

[Guevara]

How Pirates 5 dealt with Johnny Depp's chronic lameness

 

[Schlorgan]

How to become a more observant waiter.

How Pirates 5 dealt with Johnny Depp's chronic lameness

Amazing.

 

[Earthbound64]

Is traveling to Japan dangerous due to rad nation?

 

[Earthbound64]

New posters for the Emoticon Movie:







:/

 

[Schlorgan]

Sean Spicer Had Meltdown After Comey Firing, Hiding in Bushes and Demanding Darkness

Spoiler

It sounds like an Onion headline. I thought it was a parody thread when I first read it.

 

[DJMicLuv]

Unsolved Mysteries of Amazon Prime.
In Their Prime, Chuck Berry vs Steven Hawking vs Van Morrison.
How Many of You Suffer from "Phony Fingers"?
FCC to Take Appropriate Action on Colbert's Trumpet.
Ukraine Bans National Security as Threat to Steven Segal.
So If You Are Watching Every Star Wars Movie Simultaneously...
Hungry Man is Shameless.
David Lynch is Done with Wire.
Funimation Considering Bid to Acquire Universe.
Sweden: Woman Considered Fully Dead.
Mark Hamill Forces Fans to Change.
Legendary Shitting Meltdowns.

 

[NateDog]

So where does one go to make friends with smelly graduate college students?

 

[Browny]

Trump: Is there a better option than Grindr for trying to sell a used TV?

 

[Earthbound64]

Legality & Questions of having TWO Full Time Wives



I'm in tears, introducing The Pussy Licking Device



US to ban laptops in all cabins



How to turn off a front control whirlpool?



How to Learn New Things as an Adult (The Atlantic)
(Yes, I just copied the actual thread title here. It should be a parody. "How to learn new things"? Really?)

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Trump wants "Goddamned Steam spring sales"

 

[Earthbound64]

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood is the next Resident Evil

 

[TissueBox]

Being pursued by cops at 100 mph, advice?

 

[Earthbound64]

Samurai Goroh - A Relaxing Netflix Show

 

[Browny]

Dealing hard drugs to friends.

Spoiler

Too obvious?

 

[Coreda]

Being pursued by cops at 100 mph, advice?

Being pursued by peach fuzz at 10 mph, advice?

Dear Coreda,

Thank you for existing.

Love, Brakke

<3

 

[Browny]

Trump doesn't believe in exorcism.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Couple losing nearly 600 pounds of weed altogether

 

[Schlorgan]

Dealing hard drugs to friends.

Spoiler

Too obvious?

"Dealing With" Friends via Hard Drugs

 

[Browny]

Trump killing Comey is one of the best things of all time.

Spoiler

:-(

 

[Schlorgan]

Trump killing America is one of the best things of all time.

Spoiler

:-(

FTFY

Spoiler

 

[DorkLord54]

Anime character pretends to be Florida teen, chases girl, gets arrested

 

[Earthbound64]

Mike Pence really likes Horace



Would you date someone from your opposite gender?



Polly-Esther Allergy question



Best way to vaporise DVD/Blu-Ray collection?

 

[Brakke]

Would you date someone from your office Christmas party?

 

[Earthbound64]

The amount of useless shit we do over our lives is unbelievable



Is it really bad to proposition sellers on eBay?



I hate long phonesex convos with an ex. I always feel "empty" and "exhausted" afterwards.

 

[parrotbeak]

So finally had sex with a woman I've been seeing. It was my sister :-/

Huh. So I've been seeing this girl for almost a month now. Attractive, fun to be around with, going for her PhD in chemistry.

I go to her place last night, watch some Tom Ford movie, and then we move to the bedroom. So the underwear comes off. I see a tattoo, and I'm like that looks familiar. Also, her anus is hairy, too. I look closer and it's my sister.

 

[Coreda]

I look closer and it's my sister.

 

[Browny]

President Trump's approval rating rises, could very well remain President.

Spoiler

It appears that adding Trump to almost any thread makes it into a potential parody.

 

[torre_avenue]

Are we screwed or should we bolt?

 

[DJMicLuv]

I Was Accidentally in a Car.
Ice Needs to Rethink it's Strategy.
Jerking Scenes in Movies.
Tainting my Widow for the First Time.
OPEC to America: Please Don't Trump.
The Ugly Thumb Phenomenon.
First Poster for Darren Aronofsky's Mother Jennifer Lawrence.
Trump Considering Shaking Staff.
Kevin Loves Amazon's Bacon Dick.
Piss Wads.
Boris Brussels Could End Up Divorcing Bill.

 

[NateDog]

Why does Batman hate pants?
Bonus

 

[Browny]

Spoiler

Circle

jerking scenes in movies.

 

[Earthbound64]

What's the creepiest "Gidget in the matrix" you've experienced?



Nazis like salutes in church !?!?!



Ice Cream: Trunks needs to rethink his strategy



When did you feel you "finished living your life"



Thor 2: The Dark World now in Top 5 All-Time Best-Selling Betamax

 

[Guevara]

Buzz Aldrin to NASA: Crash the International Space Station into Mars



would be pretty awesome, have to admit.

 

[parrotbeak]

What kind of ball play gets you the most hyped as a viewer?
What kind of butt play gets you the most hyped as a viewer?
What kind of basketball hoop gets you the most height as a voyeur?

 

[bluethree]

I'd like to know what Neogaf.com's opinion is on men putting their foot in their mouth on a date

 

[Amalthea]

McDonald's Dead Dads are "Tasteful" UK Ad (Commercial)

Millionaire to Millennials: "Start living in an avocado if you can't afford a house!"

 

[Browny]

Boston Review: Basic Instinct Is More Than A Feeling

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Need some help with my joy-con and my wife

Spoiler

 

[Camel Master]

Anime etiquette question

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Krispy Kreme just opened a store in my house

 

[Browny]

Does listening to the GOP make you a misogynist?