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[terrisus]

Scientists List Penis Sizes According To Normal Distribution - Everyone's Above-Average!

 

[Calvero]

Scientists compare penises to the bell curve

 

[Timeaisis]

LTTP: Earthbound and Down

 

[Amalthea]

There is no scientific basis for Free Willy

 

[terrisus]

Universes that sauna are at lower risk of heat death




How do you handle constant aging?

Heck, I'm older now than I was when I started writing this message. How can I get it to stop?




How do you handle constant rage?

const int rage = 9001;

 

[Timeaisis]

Do ugly people have free will?

No.

 

[Amalthea]

Saunas have a lower risk of having dead old men in them

 

[terrisus]

Booty slams are impractical

 

[Amalthea]

I think I'm going to die here...

 

[NateDog]

East coast GAF - Winter shit tornado hitting tonight into sperm whales

 

[weekend_warrior]

Sauna |OT| It's Like a Sauna In Here!

 

[Timeaisis]

How do I turn a friend into an acquaintance?

 

[terrisus]

Aretha Franklin: "I would duel with Ariana Grande"

 

[terrisus]

Would you bite at a Mario game with only ultra hand levels a la Gunpei Yokoi?

 

[terrisus]

GAF, how do I get into the friendzone?
It seems like GAF is a pro at being friendzoned, so I figured this was the place to ask

 

[Camjo-Z]

Why is Snake the only one to embrace CQC?

 

[Timeaisis]

Car: Own or flush your money down the toilet?

 

[terrisus]

The OS in the cocaine freebasing machines got a big update

 

[M0nochromatic]

When VR becomes the future of the human race, will you still persist?

LTTP: Earthbound and Down

Darn you, I totally saw that as the title and came here to post it.

The early sperm whale gets the shit tornado, I guess.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Images of your mom *offensive material inside*

 

[CrocMother]

Extensive further interpretation of bedroom remark confirms dick is biggest gf has ever had

 

[nateeasy]

Elementary School Dumps Homework and Tells Kids to Pray Instead

 

[Masquerader]

Vince Vaughn "comedy" Unfinished Business is currently at 3% on rotten tomatoes

 

[NateDog]

Elementary School Dumps Homework and Tells Kids to Pray Instead

Elementary school dumps shit tornado

Spoiler

Sorry but srsly the possibilities are literally endless

 

[Timeaisis]

Millionaire MLB pitcher lives out of a mansion using only $150,000 a month.

 

[terrisus]

Millionaire MLB pitcher lives out of a van using only $1,000,000 per month.

 

[Timeaisis]

Millionaire MLB photographer lives out of sperm whale for only 3 nickels and a shit tornado

 

[terrisus]

Man kills neighbor, brings dead back to life

 

[NateDog]

why does Freaky Fred just disappear?

 

[terrisus]

TMZ: Timeaisis crashed plane

why does Freaky Fred just disappear?

RIP =(

 

[Timeaisis]

TMZ: Timeaisis crashed plane

I'm OK everyone. Thanks for your concern.

 

[terrisus]

I'm OK everyone. Thanks for your concern.

 

[terrisus]

Boys falling for girls' behinds in education.

 

[NateDog]

Boys falling for girls' behinds in education.

Boys behind in falling for girls' education

 

[terrisus]

U.S. Companies Are Stashing $2.10 Overseas to Avoid Taxes



U.S. Companies Are Stashing $2.1 Trillion Overseas to Avoid Texas

 

[Calvero]

Penises according to normal distribution

 

[terrisus]

GAF, is my penis normal? Let me distribute pictures of it.

 

[davepoobond]

Boys behind in falling for girls' education

Boys falling into girls behinds

 

[terrisus]

Boys falling far behind girls in education. The view's better back there.

 

[terrisus]

In-depth profile on Elizabeth Warren, including her relationship with Hillary Clinton

 

[terrisus]

"Stupid" "Quotes" "of" "the" "new" "Venezuelan" "President"

Spoiler

(Incidentally, it's possible for any of those words to work as a quoted word with an alternative meaning :þ)

 

[terrisus]

Cars: Lease or Own?

 

[terrisus]

YMCA! busted?



TMZ: George Harrison crashed Ford

 

[terrisus]

Redtube is on Youporn in HD "for free" and "legally"


What does GAF think about Action Replay?



PC buying advice - Trying not to offend anyone here

 

[davepoobond]

Boys falling far behind girls in education. The view's better back there.

Boys have sex with girls

 

[terrisus]

Boys have sex with girls

Well, that escalated quickly.

 

[Timeaisis]

First reviews of Chappie's Neil Blomkamp.

 

[davepoobond]

Well, that escalated quickly.

Boys have sexcapades with girls on escalators in escalades

 

[terrisus]

Boys have sexcapades with girls on escalators in escalades

What's this about the Ice Capades?

 

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