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[FoneBone]

DEAR GOD, NO.

 

[DarienA]

LOL here is the thread that could cause this forum to melt down...

 

[Dan]

Yeah, I saw that this morning after I woke up. I then cried myself back to sleep.

 

[Funky Papa]

Hey Paul, here's a message for you:

Don't fuck with GAF because GAF will fuck with you.

 

[xsarien]

There needs to be a concerted effort to keep this man away from word processors and typewriters for the rest of his life.

 

[Warm Machine]

Time to send my Alien script to an agent! If they are looking for something maybe I can give them an alternative!

 

[XS+]

.. And there are still only two Alien movies in my book.

 

[deadhorse32]

Hey Paul, here's a message for you:

Don't fuck with GAF because GAF will fuck with you.

I won't fuck with Paul WS Anderson

 

[Meier]

...next Alien movie?

 

[Lakitu]

Sure, why don't we get Uwe Boll to direct it while we're at it!

 

[Escape Goat]

Ripley comes back as an Alien/Predator/Human hybrid!

 

[yoshifumi]

Ripley comes back as an Alien/Predator/Human hybrid!

all they need now are zombies and robots

 

[Phoenix]

"When Aliens Attack" is the tentative title...

 

[Warm Machine]

Surely someone here knows someone who knows someone who knows the head of development at 20th Century Fox

 

[evil ways]

For God's sake, somebody put a hit on Paul W.S. Anderson, ASAP.

 

[ElyrionX]

Goddamn, think if we pool our money together we can hire someone to break his fingers and cut his tongue? (and possibly get rid of the toes too, in case he learns how to write with his fucking feet)

 

[Duckhuntdog]

The funny thing is, Cameron said he would do another Aliens movie, if Fox would let him.

 

[cybamerc]

I can see Fox picking Anderson over Scott/Cameron. Stupid fuckers.

 

[Pattergen]

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Both Cameron and Scott have shown interest in working on another one.

 

[Prospero]

No, no, no.

No.

This franchise is dead to me. I hope Sigourney Weaver has the good grace to stay the hell away from any future Alien films. Unless Scott or Cameron is involved.

 

[Patrick Klepek]

this is some serious bullshit

 

[Ollie Pooch]

what awesome news to wake up to :|

the alien series died a long time ago. the only people who could resurrect it are scott and cameron, why bother with anyone else? i can just picture what type of movie this will be too *cries*

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

They need to pull a Halloween.

Give James Cameron the Dutie, forget Alien 3/Ressurection ever happened.

BRING BACK HICKS !!! !

 

[FoneBone]

Good news -- it's false.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/041208a.php

 

[demon]

Aliens on a Plane

 

[Grimlock]

And there was much rejoicing in the land!

Whew!

Waitasec, I got the feeling that we dodged a little scare only to be hit by the frickin'-big-ugly scare right before horrible death like in the movies.

Am I being paranoid?

 

[Patrick Klepek]

in other good news, apparently sam raimi is saying he wants to do a fourth evil dead himself.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/041207d.php

 

[sc0la]

Damn, I thought this was P.T. Anderson.

I was hoping to get an off kilter comedy with ripley coming to grips with her lost alien baby

 

[LakeEarth]

Sure, why don't we get Uwe Boll to direct it while we're at it!

Uwe Boll movie in 5 steps

1. Obtain videogame license
2. Get the best 5 year old writer money can buy
3. Get really really high
4. ??????
5. Profit