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[Donald mac Ronald]

As we all aware Statham has a habit of being in movies in comical manual labour job names that sometimes bare no relevance to the movie.

Recently he starred in a working man. Unfortunately the title was the only good thing about it. He barely did any work and the movie was by the numbers low effort.

Anyway I had some fun making some posters for some.

The milkman - he always delivers
The quantitive surveyor - audits corruption physically
The bin man - he's taking our thrash.

 

[T8SC]

The Dancer

 

[GateofD]

The Reddit Mod

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

The Librarian

Return Your Books On Time Or He's Coming To Collect! (Says this in super serious movie guy voice)

 

[EverydayBeast]

Honestly hitman all day

 

[Azzurri]

Jason Statham Is The "Ice" Man

Sending home illegals one at a time.

 

[willothedog]

The Fluffer - 'some situations require a firm hand'

 

[Tams]

The Window Cleaner.

 

[Sand Dan Glokta]

The Goonfather.

Where he adopts a bunch of goons from the streets and raises them right.

 

[ReBurn]

 

[Jinzo Prime]

The bin man - he's taking our thrash.

Wait, are we sure he hasn't been a binman yet? That seems so on brand I'm kind of surprised!

 

[rm082e]

I want a buddy-cop movie starting Jason Statham and Johnny Sins titled Hard Knocks.

 

[Zarak]

The Cultivator

 

[Valonquar]

The Sysadmin

 

[Dirk Benedict]

As we all aware Statham has a habit of being in movies in comical manual labour job names that sometimes bare no relevance to the movie.

Recently he starred in a working man. Unfortunately the title was the only good thing about it. He barely did any work and the movie was by the numbers low effort.

Anyway I had some fun making some posters for some.

The milkman - he always delivers
The quantitive surveyor - audits corruption physically
The bin man - he's taking our thrash.

Let us escalate our complaints about the bullshit they keep churning out of hollywood, because I would SO watch this one.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

 

[Burning Blade]

The Proctologist

 

[March Climber]

The Window Cleaner.

Already happened (this year no less), Daisy Ridley took it:

 

[Doomtrain]

The Fluffer.

He'll fuck your ass up.

 

[chromhound]

The Bookkeeper

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Already happened (this year no less), Daisy Ridley took it:

Movie was lame. All it was, bs choreography and teeth.

 

[T4keD0wN]

I feel like ive watched some of these.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

The Fluffer.

He'll fuck your ass up.

I thought the fluffers were chicks that were on porn sets, so they can get the guys hard for the scene.

 

[Durien]

The Executive Admin - He's booked your flight...to hell.