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[GeorgioCostanzaX]

'Pearl Necklaces' Made From Semen Are TikTok's Hottest Jewelry Trend

It turns out all kinds of bodily fluids can be turned into chic keepsakes.

www.menshealth.com

Thats it thats the post.

 

[nush]

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

A catholic goes to confession he makes his way to the booth gets in sits down and says “forgive me father for I have sinned, it has been 2 years since my last confession.”

“Tell me my son” says the priest “what are your sins?”

“Father, since the last time we met I cheated on my wife, became an alcoholic and I’ve become addicted to TikTok”

“Pay it no mind” says the priest
“TikTok you say? Well I must confess to you TikTok has become quite popular in this parish too: why we’ve even started making our own jewelry and dance videos to boost mass attendance”

“Father thats great but seriously what is my penance?” Says the sinner.

“Oh it is easy my son I’m going to give you this pearl rosary from our parish store just say 300 hail Mary’s and all your sins will be forgiven…It’s the latest jewelry fad on TikTok and all the priests chipped in.”

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Would be shocked if 65% of these avant garde voyagers didn't already have lots of experience with getting six different camera angles shots of them with their boyfriend's jujujuice on their necks.

Where there's smoke...

There's burnt shit.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I gave many young women pearl necklaces if you know what I mean

Spoiler: Spoiler

It came from my PeePee

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

I gave many young women pearl necklaces if you know what I mean

I don’t get what the big deal is I’m sure sailors have also been making them for years?

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I don’t get what the big deal is I’m sure sailors have also been making them for years?

 

[Jennings]

 

[Jinzo Prime]

I was EATING when I saw this headline, thanks GAF!

 

[ManaByte]

TikTok is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

TikTok is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

In this case, Pestilence.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Next thing we will have ‘cum sandwich challenge’.

 

[nush]

TikTok is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

Pun of the day.

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

TikTok is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

Next thing we will have ‘cum sandwich challenge’.

I'm pretty sure the logical next step at this point is the pregnancy by pearl challenge? *Note not recommended in Texas unless you want to spend the next 18 years supporting the outcome.

If there was a god and TikTokers had any class whatsoever someone would buy a set and create a viral dance trend with ZZ Top's Pearl Necklace as the soundtrack.
Hell give this guy a pearl necklace and make him famous again. I'd pay good money to watch this mother fucker in a horse mask on shrooms wearing these pearls.

 

[MaulerX]

 

[Javthusiast]

Nice try Tik Tok, but I rather watch facial compilations on other sites than your hard jizz pearls clips.

 

[Tieno]

TikTok is an algorithm that explores the human condition, not surprised by this.

 

[Dithadder]

So its clay with semen added then burnt off in the kiln. This is like those $1000 restaurant menu items that include a diamond ring.

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

So its clay with semen added then burnt off in the kiln. This is like those $1000 restaurant menu items that include a diamond ring.

Only now you have to pay $1000 for someone else's seed to be spread at the end of the night?

 

[Nobody_Important]

Still waiting on my Gamer Girl Turd Marble Set.

 

[adamosmaki]

Where can i apply for a job? Extra income is always welcomed

 

[newtypepilot]

what about dick cheese?

 

[Amory]

Sure, whatever

 

[Chittagong]

Blonde Appreciation Thread | Pearl Necklace OT

 

[Lord Panda]

Debased bastards.

 

[GymWolf]

If there was ever a legit reason to pearl clutching about something, it's probably this news...

 

[ahtlas7]

She makes $$ taking guys semen. That’s an old profession.

 

[Hugare]

I imagine the chinese government watching this shit on TikTok and going "western people, man"

They must feel so validated about their hate for the west after seeing shit like this

 

[JCK75]

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[Catphish]

 

[LordCBH]

 

[64gigabyteram]

And this is why I never downloaded that app. YouTube was always better anyways

 

[Lady Jane]

Keep degeneracy in the bedroom, not on your social media.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[chromhound]

pffff Amateurs

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

I imagine the chinese government watching this shit on TikTok and going "western people, man"

They must feel so validated about their hate for the west after seeing shit like this

Meanwhile at Bytedance HQ in Beijing:

“Hey Wei get a load of this video some crazy person made pearls made of his own semen…it only has 10 views let’s blow this up and make it go viral: I can’t wait to see what the Americans do this time!”

 

[badblue]

Next thing we will have ‘cum sandwich challenge’.

Isn't that just an average weekend at the gay spa's?

 

[GnomeChimpsky]

4chan does it again

 

[AREYOUOKAY?]

I’m gonna be rich!

 

[Outlier]

Keep degeneracy in the bedroom, not on your social media.

Its amazing how many people think they're disgusting habits /hobbies are worth sharing to the public, for validation points.

Sad state of affairs.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I hope that big Sunspot tears us a new one and destroys our internet.

 

[Kenpachii]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Keep degeneracy in the bedroom, not on your social media.

Or in the kitchen.

 

[bender]

 

[jason10mm]

I found the plot of Jurassic Park 2445:The search for humans

 

[Patrick S.]

 

[Synless]

Next thing we will have ‘cum sandwich challenge’.

There was already that one chick who made an omelette out of like 50 guys ejaculate.

 

[belmarduk]

That's actually pretty entrepreneurial. Surprised nobody has thought of that before.