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tedtropy · Mar 9, 2005

GOOD LORD. She's rockin' that pant suit.

megateto · Mar 9, 2005

What was she promoting?

I thought Americans had already forgotten about her....

tedtropy · Mar 9, 2005

Apparently she was promoting her cleavage...and that's good enough for me.

Baconäger · Mar 9, 2005

Man she is sexy. I watched the original "Open Your Eyes" the other night. It was good, but Vanilla Sky shits all over it.

tedtropy · Mar 9, 2005

Bacon said:
Man she is sexy. I watched the original "Open Your Eyes" the other night. It was good, but Vanilla Sky shits all over it.

It's funny that she starred in both the original and the remake, yet wonderful that she has a nude scene in both.

megateto · Mar 9, 2005

Bacon said:
Man she is sexy. I watched the original "Open Your Eyes" the other night. It was good, but Vanilla Sky shits all over it.

And people go wtf when Hollywood remakes are announced.

Just an opinion, like yours, but man¡¡¡¡ Amenábar is soooo good¡¡¡

And my question remains unanswered.

Gracias¡¡¡

Che · Mar 9, 2005

I *must* and *will* find that show. I love this girl.

Space Age Playboy · Mar 9, 2005

Wow. Looks like her right nip would be showing if not for that jacket.

DonasaurusRex · Mar 9, 2005

i want to bite her ass really hard.....

Chony · Mar 9, 2005

I can't see the pics!

Edit: Nevermind,

sex.

Foreign Jackass · Mar 9, 2005

I don't remember her being so talented.

Fresh Prince · Mar 9, 2005

Foreign Jackass said:
I don't remember her being so talented.

Or pretty.
IMO.

I realise I must be gay or something.

rc213 · Mar 9, 2005

MMMMMMMMMN!

*Watches clip of Penelope getting her titty sucked in Jamón, jamón*

kgHavok23 · Mar 9, 2005

**searches frantically for clip of Penelope gettin her titty sucked in Jamon Jamon**

AlphaSnake · Mar 9, 2005

Damn look at dem' titties! /Chappelle.

Triumph · Mar 9, 2005

AlphaSnake said:
Damn look at dem' titties! /Chappelle.

Quick! What's her cup size?

Baconäger · Mar 9, 2005

Great King Bowser · Mar 9, 2005

rc213 said:
MMMMMMMMMN!

*Watches clip of Penelope getting her titty sucked in Jamón, jamón*

Your reward: Penelope Cruz on Leno

Che · Mar 9, 2005

I would like to THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

jenov4 · Mar 9, 2005

BEST THREAD EVAR! Actually maybe not, but it is in a long time.

GAF used to have so many babe threads, what happened? ;_;

Vormund · Mar 9, 2005

Everyone went gay.

tedtropy · Mar 10, 2005

Vormund said:
Everyone went gay.

We're like sailors at sea sometimes. This is your shore leave, bitches. This is your shore leave.

Naked Snake · Mar 10, 2005

I'd hit it.

Baconäger · Mar 10, 2005

She's so much hotter when she isn't talking. That accent would get to me...

rc213 · Mar 10, 2005

Great King Bowser said:
Your reward: Penelope Cruz on Leno

Muchas Gracias!

Doth Togo · Mar 10, 2005

tedtropy said:
We're like sailors at sea sometimes. This is your shore leave, bitches. This is your shore leave.

There are some good photos of her nude.

rc213 · Mar 10, 2005

Vanilla Sky.

gollumsluvslave · Mar 10, 2005

Penelpe Cruz meet Salma Hayek.

See ya Pen...

She's not all that IMO

Space Age Playboy · Mar 10, 2005

Doth Togo said:
There are some good photos of her nude.

Yeah from that very scene in fact.

Space Age Playboy · Mar 10, 2005

What codec do I need to play this movie? Or am I having some other technical difficulties?

tedtropy · Mar 10, 2005

Space Age Playboy said:
Yeah from that very scene in fact.

Yeah, all I did was post a 'strategically cropped' picture from the scene.

ShadowRed · Mar 10, 2005

tedtropy said:
GOOD LORD. She's rockin' that pant suit.

NM it showed up after I posted.

ChumsGum · Mar 10, 2005

God bless the Spanish.

Poody · Mar 10, 2005

God must love me because i usually dont watch tonight show but I accidently turned on my tv. I saw her on and was like "is that penelope?, oh my goodness, it is her". Instant boner.

Fixed2BeBroken · Mar 10, 2005

=/ red xs

Mugen · Mar 10, 2005

Damn, Penelope has just shoot right up to my Top 5 along with Naomi, Jessica, Lauren and Josie.

tedtropy · Mar 10, 2005

Fixed2BeBroken said:
=/ red xs

Yeah, my damn URL redirection seems to be working kinda off and on. Damn you GoDaddy. I changed the urls, so they should show up fine now.

ChumsGum · Mar 10, 2005

Somebody find those Salma and Penelope "together" pics quick.

AlphaSnake · Mar 10, 2005

Raoul Duke said:
Quick! What's her cup size?

32/34C. I'll go with 32.

ChumsGum · Mar 10, 2005

I don't know why I'm posting this here, but do I really need a reason?

Baconäger · Mar 10, 2005

Um, Penelope Cruz shits all over Vida.

Beezy · Mar 10, 2005

Bacon said:
Um, Penelope Cruz shits all over Vida.

Man, that's your opinion.
Vida's body is way better than Penelope's.
That's my opinion.

AlphaSnake · Mar 10, 2005

I personally would choose Vida over Penelope. But wouldn't mind having either. Vida is the type of girl you fuck until you die.

Space Age Playboy · Mar 10, 2005

Bacon said:
Um, Penelope Cruz shits all over Vida.

Agreed. Thanks for killing my boner with that pic ChumsGum.

soundwave05 · Mar 10, 2005

Penelope Cruz is like Hollywood/supermodel/royalty gorgeous.

Vida is more like stripper/pop out of a birthday cake/car magazine gorgeous.

I'm not really a big Vida fan though, so Penelope wins by a mile.

Hooker · Mar 10, 2005

What's that movie called, with the supposedly good nudes of her?!

And you need to play it with your DVD player

Space Age Playboy · Mar 10, 2005

Her best nude scene IMO is from Abre Los Ojos (Open Your Eyes). She's prettiest in that movie although she's done more graphic stuff in Jamon Jamon.

Hooker · Mar 10, 2005

Ham Ham it is

demon · Mar 10, 2005

ChumsGum said:
I don't know why I'm posting this here, but do I really need a reason?

WOOF WOOF. Dog face.

Loki · Mar 10, 2005

demon said:
WOOF WOOF. Dog face.

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