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[ChumsGum]

Salma?

 

[tedtropy]

Yeah, I agree. Vida's got a nice body and all, but an absolute butter face. Penelope's breasts are borderline perfect and has a great face. Vida could be a disembodied hovering ass, and most of her fans would still like her the same.

 

[Loki]

Yeah, I agree. Vida's got a nice body and all, but an absolute butter face. Penelope's breasts are borderline perfect and has a great face. Vida could be a disembodied hovering ass, and most of her fans would still like her the same.

Hayek's the best looking woman in this thread. As for Vida, I wasn't really making a comment-- I just like any excuse to post that doggie pic.

 

[tedtropy]

Hayek's the best looking woman in this thread. As for Vida, I wasn't really making a comment-- I just like any excuse to post that doggie pic.

Hayek has an amazing, naturally voluptuous body, but there's something about Penelope's face that I like more. I suppose it's that Hayek's comes off as more sensual and Penelope's as more innocent-like. Whatever gets one off, I suppose.

 

[mrmyth]

There isn't a single solitary piece of that woman I wouldn't eat off of.


And this guy

is gay.

 

[Biff Hardbody]

I saw Penelope Cruz in soho onetime. She doesn't look much like herself in the movies, but maybe I saw her on an off day. She's a tiny little thing.

Salma Hayek is fucking perfect.

 

[tedtropy]

I saw Penelope Cruz in soho onetime. She doesn't look much like herself in the movies, but maybe I saw her on an off day. She's a tiny little thing.

Salma Hayek is fucking perfect.

Kristen Kreuk is perfect, but Salma is certainly very, very nice.

 

[mrmyth]

Kristen Kreuk is perfect,

Until you watch more than one hour of Smallville and realize she went to the Meg Ryan School of Facial Expression Acting.

 

[MrPing1000]

my penis says no

 

[Outcast2004]

Salma is just about as close to perfection as you can get. Just wow... a stunning, stunning woman.

All women should be built like that.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Yeah, I am not sure wtf Ed was thinking about. All I know is the story is he left her, not he other way around.

 

[beto]

Now we can debate this

 

[SSGMUN10000]

I would pick Salma over Penelope but they are both fine. That Vida pic though makes me wanna fap everytime I look at it.

 

[demon]

Yeah, I agree. Vida's got a nice body and all, but an absolute butter face. Penelope's breasts are borderline perfect and has a great face. Vida could be a disembodied hovering ass, and most of her fans would still like her the same.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

 

[SSGMUN10000]

I dont necessarily think Vida is ugly nor pretty I find her face average. Dont know were you all get butter face from.

 

[The Chosen One]

Damn, Penelope has a really long neck.

 

[tetsuoxb]

Penelope Cruz's nose bothers me.
The movie screengrab that got posted clearly shows that heR nose is off the centerline of her lips and brow.... it is distracting, like trying to have a conversation with a man with a giant mole on his face.

EDIT: Corrected Freudian slip.

 

[Shinobi]

Kristen Kreuk is perfect, but Salma is certainly very, very nice.

:lol :lol :lol Hayek (who's pushing 40 yet could pass for 27) absolutely MURDERS Kreuk. Kris is only perfect for 12 year old boys. Overrated as far as I'm concerned, and she can't touch any of the ladies mentioned in this thread.

Speaking of the aforementioned ladies, here's my order in relative terms...

Selma - 10
Vida - 9
Penelope - 8

 

[Foreign Jackass]

The 1st Cruz pic posted shits all over this thread, Hayek, and Kreuk combined. Hayek is sexy, but face it, she's just a bimbo. Cruz has the charmzzz.

 

[Shinobi]

WTF...Cruz isn't any less a bimbo then Hayek is. Not that bimbos bother me any.