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whats a PA thread without white ninja nonesense! ;)

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:lol I love white ninja
 
I can imagine the planning meeting:

"So then he pulls out the card."
"uh huh."
"But it's in melted chocolate!!! Get it melted chocolate!"
"Dude, we're so much better than any other web comic. Hey let's go to the coffee house and act all smart."
"Ok!"
 
typhonsentra said:
Geez, you guys are haters! But yeah, this one isn't their best work.

I think their best work was when they got all fired up at Daily Radar over its score for the Dreamcast game Draconus and then spent three whole comics to get to the punchline which was -- haha! -- all the Daily Radar employees had their heads up their butts.
 
Penny Arcade is very uneven. Most of their comics are total shit but they do enough really funny ones to justify people to read it on a consistent basis. Maybe 5-10% of their stuff is good but since they've done so many then it comes out to a decent number.
 
LakeEarth said:
I'd say...30% is crap, 50% gets a chuckle, and then there is 20% that is just gold.

That's pretty generous. So far, for me, it's 100% crap, 0% chuckle. I've never seen a PA comic (or shirt or journal entry) that made me laugh. Not one little bit.

At least they do good charity work.
 
DarienA said:
You know that reminds me...a bit back when I was working at a local Gamestop the manager hired a younger girl... 17-18 IIRC. Anyway she was a gamer, fairly intelligent... and hot to deaf... seriously filled out in all the right places.... every friggin guy that came in the store while she was working hit on her, or acted liked a complete bumbling retard... the asst. manager and I often went in to the back room just so we could sit back watch these people act a fool on the monitor and laugh our asses off.

Pretty sad.

We had a couple of girls like this at the library I work at...it was pretty weird watching 14 year olds and old drunks try to hit on these 19 year old broads, who had a baby and a boyfriend respectively. I didn't like either of them because they were both ditzes, so they didn't effect me much, though
 
Geek said:
That's pretty generous. So far, for me, it's 100% crap, 0% chuckle. I've never seen a PA comic (or shirt or journal entry) that made me laugh. Not one little bit.

At least they do good charity work.
Well I guess I'm in their target audience, and you aren't.
 
People here are too cool for their own good. Penny Arcade is funny and you know it. Obviously they're going to have their stupid fits, as shown by this comic, but they are mostly worthwhile.

By the way, the accompanying article is up. Turns out this was a true story. Although it's still a waste of a comic, in my opinion, I'm glad they didn't actually think the idea up.
 
Mihail said:
People here are too cool for their own good. Penny Arcade is funny and you know it.

Even knowing what Penny Arcade is excludes you from being cool.

Some people don't find it funny at all. Others do. I just happen to be in the former group.
 
Vandalier said:
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THIS IS FUN

Man, god is such a whiney little bitch. He hangs out with Abe Lincoln and Jimmi Hendrix all day, yet he gets all pissy when one little nobody rubs him the wrong way. What's with that?!
 
My local EB has a couple of girls working there... one of them is friends with my brother, she's pretty cool, but there's another girl who's kind of weird - when I was trying to take back a game (long story - it involved buying a used copy of Parasite Eve at the EB near work, replacing its disk 1 with my damaged disk 1, and me taking back to the local EB), she then proceeded to ask if there was any game I want to preorder. So I told her, no. And she asked what kind of games I liked, so I said Role Playing. And then she proceeded to name a ton of games that had nothing to do with RPGs at all... like the 50 cent game! She went on for like 10 minutes... :P
 
djtiesto said:
And she asked what kind of games I liked, so I said Role Playing. And then she proceeded to name a ton of games that had nothing to do with RPGs at all... like the 50 cent game! She went on for like 10 minutes... :P

was she hot? i wouldve said sports games like madden and fight night. then proceed to tell her that make back hurts from lifting weights.
 
djtiesto said:
My local EB has a couple of girls working there... one of them is friends with my brother, she's pretty cool, but there's another girl who's kind of weird - when I was trying to take back a game (long story - it involved buying a used copy of Parasite Eve at the EB near work, replacing its disk 1 with my damaged disk 1, and me taking back to the local EB), she then proceeded to ask if there was any game I want to preorder. So I told her, no. And she asked what kind of games I liked, so I said Role Playing. And then she proceeded to name a ton of games that had nothing to do with RPGs at all... like the 50 cent game! She went on for like 10 minutes... :P

To summarize: Women sometimes work retail jobs...and they're also crazy.
 
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