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[The Culture Vulture]

 

[Sajjaja]

what a terrible bikini bottom choice

I thought it was that hover hand.

 

[xelios]

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Get your mind outta the gutter, that's clearly a piranha plant.

 

[Bauhaus]

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[jim-jam bongs]

what a terrible bikini bottom choice

It reminds me of my favourite Sarah Silverman joke:

I think it is. I like the ambiguity. I used to love experimenting with that idea. I was doing a set at the Largo [nightclub in Los Angeles] one time, and I wore these pale tan khaki pants and painted period blood down the crotch. I wore it on stage and never mentioned it. But I knew the audience could see it and they just assumed I’d leaked period blood. I did like six minutes of jokes without mentioning it and acting like I had command of the room. It was interesting to watch the audience, because so many of them were dying for me. They wanted to laugh at me but they weren’t able to hear anything I was saying. The blood stain was so distracting to them. And then at the end I pretended to notice it for the first time, and I was like, “Oh my god, you guys must think this is period blood. Of course you do. No, no, I just had anal sex for the first time.”

http://www.ericspitznagel.com/celebrity-interviews/sarah-silverman-playboy-interview/

 

[Stet]

It reminds me of my favourite Sarah Silverman joke:



http://www.ericspitznagel.com/celebrity-interviews/sarah-silverman-playboy-interview/

what i like best about that quote is that she literally doesn't care that for 6 minutes everyone ignored her act

i like it because a joke about period blood is funnier than 6 minutes of sarah silverman

 

[jim-jam bongs]

what i like best about that quote is that she literally doesn't care that for 6 minutes everyone ignored her act

i like it because a joke about period blood is funnier than 6 minutes of sarah silverman

You used to be cool

 

[FairyD]

what a terrible bikini bottom choice

She's also doing the hover hand.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

 

[Goodacre0081]

 

[Fritz]

what a terrible bikini bottom choice

Or just very smart?!

 

[fanboi]

Someone tell Devolution that Timedog is cheating on her.

 

[Finaika]

That girl doesn't look like Devolution at all.

 

[Clydefrog]

That girl doesn't look like Devolution at all.

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[Dion Blaster]

Picture request!

When neogaf went down and came back I remember a bunch of people were jokingly posting "thank god" "we're back" etc in some thread. And there was a hilarious picture of a smiling black man sitting at his computer, photoshopped to make his head moving towards the computer, leaving a blurry brown trail behind. Any one know to find it? Made me laugh so fucking hard.

 

[gotoadgo]

Hey! That's the local mall near where I live(Wollongong, Australia). I always chuckle at that sign

 

[shanshan310]

One of my facebook friends will not stop hashtagging. She's 19, and this post in particular made me chuckle.

 

[anonymous_abc]

 

[iamaustrian]

Lynyrd Skynyrd is redneck now?

 

[shanshan310]

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

My local EB looks like that several times during any given year.

 

[ReConstructDead]

Her thumb is seriously deformed.

 

[leadbelly]

Are they selling 'For Sale' posters?

Edit: That picture is huge. lol

 

[shanshan310]

My local EB looks like that several times during any given year.

I can hardly think of a time when EB WASN'T having a sale. I guess times are tough when you sell games for $30 more than JB hifi.

 

[strobogo]

#remindmewhyyouhaventproposedyet is pretty gross.

 

[Rubbish King]

more here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/so-goodfeels-good/photos

Where's the funny

 

[Juicy Bob]

I can hardly think of a time when EB WASN'T having a sale. I guess times are tough when you sell games for $30 more than JB hifi.

God, I used to buy SO MUCH SHIT from JB Hi-Fi.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

#remindmewhyyouhaventproposedyet is pretty gross.

What?

 

[shanshan310]

God, I used to buy SO MUCH SHIT from JB Hi-Fi.

Those $5 CDs

 

[Stubo]

What?

This:

One of my facebook friends will not stop hashtagging. She's 19, and this post in particular made me chuckle.

It's pretty much the worst.

 

[strobogo]

What?

The 19 year old who can't stop hash tagging on Facebook. That's one of them and that's one of those gross "hey, I'm such an awesome girl" kind of things. #wifeme is also gross. Dude should bail on that right after he eats those delicious baked goods.

 

[Übermatik]

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[way more]

The 19 year old who can't stop hash tagging on Facebook. That's one of them and that's one of those gross "hey, I'm such an awesome girl" kind of things. #wifeme is also gross. Dude should bail on that right after he eats those delicious baked goods.

They look like shit. #cake

 

[leadbelly]

The 19 year old who can't stop hash tagging on Facebook. That's one of them and that's one of those gross "hey, I'm such an awesome girl" kind of things. #wifeme is also gross. Dude should bail on that right after he eats those delicious baked goods.

I feel sorry for the guy. Must be awful having to eat that shit and pretend to like it

"So honey, what do you think?"

"it's... err...nice! hard and very, very chewy, the way I like it..."

 

[Paper Fox]

I don't know how anyone could say no to a fennec fox.

Darn tootin.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Darn tootin.

I always think of your AV when I see those things.

 

[Messypandas]

The pet war is over and we won, we won the second cats started doing pole-dancing for exercise.

 

[leadbelly]

The 19 year old who can't stop hash tagging on Facebook. That's one of them and that's one of those gross "hey, I'm such an awesome girl" kind of things. #wifeme is also gross. Dude should bail on that right after he eats those delicious baked goods.

lol actually... reading this post again.

I kind of find it funny that you think the dessert looks delicious, yet think he should bail on her for some silly hash tags. :s

Not that bailing on her because of the ordeal he is put through every time she bakes something is a good reason either.

 

[The Living Tribunal]

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[Whooter]

lol actually... reading this post again.

I kind of find it funny that you think the dessert looks delicious, yet think he should bail on her for some silly hash tags. :s

Not that bailing on her because of the ordeal he is put through every time she bakes something is a good reason either.

I don't think he's saying he should bail because she hashtags, but what she puts in the hashtags. She sounds like a Stage 5 Clinger. Or worse.

 

[leadbelly]

I don't think he's saying he should bail because she hashtags, but what she puts in the hashtags. She sounds like a Stage 5 Clinger. Or worse.

Maybe.

I think it is a tiny bit hasty though... lol

 

[pauljeremiah]

 

[Aguirre]

yep yep, i can confirm this is indeed what happen when we fart. lol! XD

;_;

 

[leadbelly]

yep yep, i can confirm this is indeed what happen when we fart. lol! XD

I think that is what happens after a Vindaloo and a few beers...

 

[shanshan310]

I don't think he's saying he should bail because she hashtags, but what she puts in the hashtags. She sounds like a Stage 5 Clinger. Or worse.

If she's not hashtagging #marryme, she's posting baby images. Waiting for the inevitable fall out.

 

[phaze]

 

[leadbelly]

If she's not hashtagging #marryme, she's posting baby images. Waiting for the inevitable fall out.

How long have they been together?

At 19 years old, it probably is cause for concern. Especially if she is posting baby pictures as well.

Although, who knows what he thinks.

 

[Rubius]

Batman do not have super powers. He have gadgets.

The cutest suicide I ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

 

[TeKKy310]