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[Ripclawe]

http://www.abqtrib.com/archives/news04/083104_news_dogbit.shtml

 

[dog$]

Aw, nuts.

 

[mrmyth]

Let's get the obvious outta the way first - Doggie want a bone?

And...


Cock. Its whats for dinner.


And....


Kibbles 'n' Bits! Kibbles 'n' Bits!

 

[DarienA]

Down boy!

 

[fennec fox]

"The lawn crew hit the dog with a pipe, causing it to yelp and run away," Arbogast said. "When police arrived, the man woke up and started running away from the officers. They had to take him into custody so he could get treatment."

Arbogast added he had no idea why the man was naked or why the dog bit him, but added, "I think there's a little more to this whole thing than we know."

Well, gee, was there any peanut butter found on the scene?

 

[xsarien]

This and more when "True Hollywood Story: Spuds McKenzie" continues...

 

[distantmantra]

There has to be more to the story that that... dogs typically won't attack unless provoked.

 

[Trevelyon]

^^

 

[xsarien]

Listen, it was probably an honest mistake. Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

 

[Doth Togo]

Deez nuts in yo mouth.

 

[karasu]

Pit Bulls are evil.

 

[ManDudeChild]

I get the feeling he might have been trying to um ... knick nack paddy wack, give the dog a BONE.

That would certainly explain the nekkid.

 

[Brannon]

This is just all kinds of wrong.

Sooner or later that guy is going to get well enough and is going to be forced to explain why he was naked near school grounds, playing with a dog, naked, and why the dog was able to go right for the babymakers. And why he was naked in the first place.

The answer is clear, but my mind doesn't want to go down that road.

Even if he didn't do what many are thinking he was trying to do...

This is just all kinds of wrong.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

And thats why you don't put your cock in the mouth of a potentially evil ass animal like a pit bull, I mean, it's meat, It must smell like meat, the dog probably thought he was literally trying to feed it to him.

what an expensive lesson.

 

[Lil' Dice]

My dog bit my dick when i was younger, it left a little cut that burned like a bitch!

 

[Shinobi]

I'm giving the guy the benefit of the doubt...he might've been taking a leak when the dog went after it.

There has to be more to the story that that... dogs typically won't attack unless provoked.

Unless it's a pit bull, who'll attack for seemingly no good reason.

There's been a call this past week to look at banning pit bulls province wide after a man got chewed up by a pair of them. Wouldn't bother me in the least...why they were ever allowed to become legal pets is beyond me. I'd feel safer next to a tiger.

 

[Hooker]

Unless it's a pit bull, who'll attack for seemingly no good reason.

Clear bullshit. It's all about the ones who own them.


I've had a couple of pit-bulls and they never hurt anyone. Not even when when my baby brother was born and the attention they got was slimmed down to almost nothing.

The people who own them, "train" them are the ones who are at fault. Tough ass bitches who want a killing machine like those in movies, torturing them to make them hard ans false. This guy was obviously trying to do some nasty shit with that dog as well and he got owned, serves him good...

 

[Shinobi]

Oh fuck that bullshit...the damn things were bred to attack and kill, it's part of their instinct. Everytime one of these bitches attack, the first thing the owner says is "OMG, he never hurt anyone before!!" or "Well I raised it properly!!". I had a pit bull take a running leap at my throat, and the only thing that saved my black ass was a flimsy screen door. Enough of this shit...get rid of 'em.