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Hitler Stole My Potato said:![]()
Play Magazine: "You simply can't ask for more out of an action game. Mission accomplished. Sonic is born anew."
Oh god....that is just...fucking terrible
Hitler Stole My Potato said:![]()
Play Magazine: "You simply can't ask for more out of an action game. Mission accomplished. Sonic is born anew."
JonathanEx said:
Pedobear said:Condemned 2 sucks now GAF? Right. I learned not to trust you folks anyway. :lol
Stumpokapow said:Also, I work for a magazine so you don't need to pull that with me. That's not how it works. You don't get to have it both ways. You don't get to say "Come read Play, we've got reviews" and simultaneously say "If you don't like the reviews, don't blame Play".
If you do not want your magazine to be judged by any portion of content, whether opinion or otherwise, don't publish the content.
MoxManiac said:What the hell is up with this magazine? Does it give 9s to everything or something?
Yup. It's a 8.5 for sure. If not a 9.DevelopmentArrested said:Have you played it? It's certainly nowhere near a 9.5. Or 8.5. Maybe a 6.5.
Pedobear said:Yup. It's a 8.5 for sure. If not a 9.
lmao, bullshitDevelopmentArrested said:Have you played it? It's certainly nowhere near a 9.5. Or 8.5. Maybe a 6.5.
:lolMega Man's Electric Sheep said:And who could forget the perfect score Play gave Devil May Cry 2.:lol Easily Halverson's worst review ever, and I quote: "Lucia's tale alone, a cruel sonnet of self realization wrapped in a story steeped in religious overtones, is reason enough to buy this game."
Roxas said:Shidoshi, your Editor should have a word with the guy(s) who reviewed Lair and Sonic and tell them to lay off the crack pipe. Seriously, if they think these games are worth really amazing high scores, they should be fired immedietly.
Whut, DMC2 had a story? :lolMega Man's Electric Sheep said:And who could forget the perfect score Play gave Devil May Cry 2.:lol Easily Halverson's worst review ever, and I quote: "Lucia's tale alone, a cruel sonnet of self realization wrapped in a story steeped in religious overtones, is reason enough to buy this game."
Mega Man's Electric Sheep said:And who could forget the perfect score Play gave Devil May Cry 2.:lol Easily Halverson's worst review ever, and I quote: "Lucia's tale alone, a cruel sonnet of self realization wrapped in a story steeped in religious overtones, is reason enough to buy this game."
shidoshi said:94% I game to SamSho IV way back in the day.
shidoshi said:But they're still HIS reasons. Sure, you might not agree with him giving Lair a 9. But at the same time, people might not agree with me giving Persona 3 a 9.5 (or with the score I'm going to give FES). And if you ask me, I can give you paragraph after paragraph of why I gave Persona 3 that score.
Sorry, but I don't agree with the excuse that just because somebody is part of an organization, you're free to trash the entire organization just because you're too lazy to bother checking which person you should be directing your comments at.
mosaic said:I'm not even going to chime in on any side of this debate.... But I gotta say, about that "your editor should tell you to lay off the crack pipe" comment: Considering who runs the magazine, that would be the MOTHER of all IRONIES.
Oh, the glory days... when Halverson got wacked out on acid (or was it shrooms) and wrote a wonderfully rambling review of Cybermorph for the Atari Jaguar.
Hero of legend said:Hey shidoshi, got anything to say about Sonic Unleashed as there have been reports of one of the artwork's file name referring to Play Magazine?
Or are you NDA'd?
Mamesj said:1. That's fucking hilarious
2. That explains a lot.
Zenith said:What a load of bullshit. Whatever happened to accountability? Even gamespot has all the editors ok the scores put forward, hence why everyone stood by gerstman's low K&L score.
Yup. Something about some pissed off asian-looking dude in pimp attire. :lolDanielsan said:Whut, DMC2 had a story? :lol
shidoshi said:If you bother to check out the entire truth behind the story, I'm afraid it's nowhere near as exciting or "explaining."
Sgt. Killjoy said:why are people saying what to the condemned score
is it that bad
shidoshi said:Uh what? Editors SHOULD NOT be okaying a score. If they think the score is way off base, they can talk to the editor and make sure that editor is sincere about the score and why they gave it. But if you've got editors approving or denying scores, that's a seriously bad position for a publication or website to be in (in my opinion).
And that has nothing to do with the Gerstman situation. They stood by his right to give the score what he thought it deserved, just like I support Casey for giving Lair the score he thought it deserved.
Amir0x said:i mean i don't really want to attack PLAY and all but man you guys are extremely liberal with your scores.
SHOTEH FOCK OP said:God of War: Chains of Olympus (PSP) 9.0
Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword (NDS) 9.5
Byakuya769 said:But it's ok when Obama is liberal, huh? Hypocrite.
Byakuya769 said:But it's ok when Obama is liberal, huh? Hypocrite.
Actually though, I don't think its a big problem if they review games higher than other people.. long as they actually like the games that much. Consistency is most important when it comes t reviewing.
Byakuya769 said:But it's ok when Obama is liberal, huh? Hypocrite.
Mega Man's Electric Sheep said:And who could forget the perfect score Play gave Devil May Cry 2.:lol Easily Halverson's worst review ever, and I quote: "Lucia's tale alone, a cruel sonnet of self realization wrapped in a story steeped in religious overtones, is reason enough to buy this game."
AltogetherAndrews said:I don't have a problem with high scores and positive reviews, lord knows there needs to be a counter-weight to all the jaded and cynical critics who barely seem to even enjoy these games and act as if these are important world issues that should always be inspected with a brutally critical eye. But I take issue with reviews that ignore serious flaws and issues, as that is dishonest and serves as a disservice towards those who use reviews as buyer's guides. Play isn't alone there though; Eurogamer, a generally "respected" site, has been proven to be full of shit too, which is a shame.
Guy Legend said:Sega is owning. Viking and Condemned are great games. Sega superstars tennis is ok, but got decent to good reviews it appears.
Cosmonaut X said:Care to expand?
Zenith said:please get to the part where ignoring bugs in a game because the devs say they'll magaically disappear before release was a vaild reason for reviewing an unfinished game. face it, your mag's about as credible as ONM.
AltogetherAndrews said:Have you ever played a game called Resistance? Eurogamer, in two separate reviews no less, referenced the impact a certain weapon had on the online matches of said game. Now this would be fine, if said weapon hadn't been exclusive to the single player campaign and thus not available in online matches. That might not seem like a big deal, but it certainly makes it hard to take whatever they have to say about games seriously.
Hitler Stole My Potato said:![]()
Play Magazine: "You simply can't ask for more out of an action game. Mission accomplished. Sonic is born anew."
I'm interested in Rondo of Swords. Can someone summarize the pros and cons/gist of the review?shidoshi said:I bet you, if I thought for a moment, I could come up with a game where my review score was WAY higher than everybody else. (Rule of Rose instantly came to mind, but I wasn't as far above other mainstream publications as I thought I might be. Next possible example would be the 94% I game to SamSho IV way back in the day.)
Thus, I'm sure I could come up with a perfect example for my firing as well. Unless, of course, you're willing to accept the fact that sometimes, people really like a game that many other people don't.
Anyhow, my reviews were:
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis (PS2) 7.0
Rondo of Swords (NDS) 8.0
So if anybody wants to kick some ass for either of those, you know who to blame.