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[Diuretic]

Drummer extraordinaire Josh Freese is releasing a solo album on March 24th, which will reportedly be accompanied by a rather interesting selection of payment options.

$20,000 (limited edition of 1)

• Signed CD/DVD and digital download

• T-shirt

• A signed drum from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour

• Maynard James Keenan, Mark Mothersbaugh from Devo and Josh take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on YouTube)

• Josh gives you a tour of Long Beach. See his first apartment, the coffee shop on 2nd Street where his buddy paid Dave Grohl $40 to rip up tile just weeks before joining Nirvana. See the old Vandals rehearsal spot, the liquor store he got busted at using a Fake ID when he was 17 (it was Dave from the Vandals’ old ID). Go check out Snoop Dogg’s high school. For an extra 50 bucks see where Tom and Adrian from No Doubt live. For another $25 he’ll show ya where Eric from NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut.

• Spend the night aboard the Queen Mary and take the “Ghosts and Legends” tour. (Separate rooms … no spooning.)

• Josh writes 2 songs about you and both are made available on iTunes and appear on his next record (you can sing back up on ‘em, clap, play the drums, triangle, whatever)

• Drum lesson OR foot and back massage (once again … couples welcome and discreet parking available)

• Pick any 3 items out of Josh’s closet

It only gets weirder as you move up to $75,000.

http://soundcheck.freedomblogging.com/2009/02/20/want-josh-freese-to-join-your-band-got-75000/4962/

 

[perfectchaos007]

see what illegally downloading songs has done to these artists?

 

[Dartastic]

It'd be cooler to play with Mark Mothersbaugh.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

see what illegalyl downloading songs has done to these artists?

awesome.
i'm off to the pirate bay.

 

[Dead]

$75,000 (limited edition of 1)

* Signed CD/DVD and digital download
* T-shirt
* Go on tour with Josh for a few days
* Have Josh write, record and release a 5-song EP about you and your life story
* Take home any of his drum sets (only one, but you can choose which one)
* Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from Tool’s Lamborghini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while
* Josh will join your band for a month … play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.
* If you don’t have a band he’ll be your personal assistant for a month (4-day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm)
* Take a limo down to Tijuana and he’ll show you how it’s done (what that means exactly we can’t legally get into here)
* If you don’t live in Southern California (but are a U.S. resident) he’ll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks
* Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robins place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna

:lol :lol

 

[BioHazard]

I would totally do this if I had infinite monies.

 

[Phobophile]

WHOA WHOA WHOA

Fuck Maynard, I can play Putt Putt with DEVO?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

* Have Josh write, record and release a 5-song EP about you and your life story

:lol

nice! i wish i had the $75,000 to blow.... that would be pretty sweet

 

[half a moon]

Yeah... I'd rather meet and greet an artist after a concert a few times, become friends, and then hang out with them. Which I have.

 

[pakkit]

* Take a limo down to Tijuana and he’ll show you how it’s done (what that means exactly we can’t legally get into here)

GAF, did I just get raped by Josh Freese?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Yeah... I'd rather meet and greet an artist after a concert a few times, become friends, and then hang out with them. Which I have.

was it scott stapp?

 

[Xevren]

This is awesome :lol

 

[pakkit]

was it scott stapp?

Completely off-topic, but how long are you stuck with that avatar?

 

[wenis]

I'm fairly certain I'll pay $50 dollars to talk to josh freese....yes...yes I will

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Completely off-topic, but how long are you stuck with that avatar?

opening kickoff of the 2009 regular season. i'm a fucking idiot i don't know why i made that bet!

 

[Raistlin]

My god ... this is amazing.

Price sucks though. It would be epic if they did something like this for a random fan, say a golden ticket in the CD or something?

 

[wenis]

I was just thinking how awesome it would be to be on shrooms with danny carey.

I would have him go through his entire occult library and relics. I would cherish that memory forever.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

This is cool, but is the money going directly into the pocket of the dude or does it go towards something else?

 

[Meier]

This is cool, but is the money going directly into the pocket of the dude or does it go towards something else?

A lot of the expensive options have quite a bit of overhead although he's obviously making bank just the same. :lol

 

[koam]

This is cool, but is the money going directly into the pocket of the dude or does it go towards something else?

It's obviously a joke

 

[Blackace]

:lol

nice! i wish i had the $75,000 to blow.... that would be pretty sweet

worst EP ever... (T_T)

Spoiler

j/k FMT <3

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

worst EP ever... (T_T)

:lol

there would be a lot of 49ers references including the dream about me getting double teamed by steve young and joe montana!

 

[Blackace]

:lol

there would be a lot of 49ers references including the dream about me getting double teamed by steve young and joe montana!

If they were dressed like this I'd chip in to make it happen..

 

[PhoenixDark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKGLVAKkXs

 

[Ronabo]

I'd sell a kidney to play mini golf with Mark Mothersbaugh.

 

[godhandiscen]

I'd sell a kidney to play mini golf with Mark Mothersbaugh.

They cost 15k at most now. Sorry.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Does this Maynard person put out for this price?

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

http://www.joshfreese.com

He is fucking serious (and awesome) about it~! Josh freese for president! I think I might get the $50 package

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWeLyp13jv0

One song of the album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSVoDwRslgI

Fucking awesome song!! Jesus/Rock is back!!

 

[ahoyhoy]

It'd be cooler to play with Mark Mothersbaugh.

As long as Ping Island/Rescue Strike is being played in the background the whole game.

Oh, and maybe the Rocket Power theme as well.

 

[daegan]

Worst thread title EVER. Having Josh Freese in your band or write an EP about you is way fucking cooler than doing ANYTHING with Maynard. No offense.