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please, please stop posting about the revolution controller

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Matlock

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...unless you have real news. This is getting pretty damn awful, with every photoshop and hand-scrawled drawing is foisted to the GA populace when it emerges.

Not even in the DS days was there this level of baseless speculation. Nobody cares about your sketches from summer school, 'cause they ain't the prize we're looking for.

And GAF, it's not a race to post your stolen news first. Take a minute, run it through your mind, and think if it's bullshit or not. Is it a double dildo? Is it a drawing with Boogerman on it? Is it in two seperate pieces? If it doesn't pass the bullshit test, don't post it. It's that simple.

Er, I mean...

OMG REVOLUTION CONTROLLER WILL REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING FOREVAR!!!1!!!!
 
I say allow really legitimate posts, there have been serveral in the the past that were obviously fake. This newest one, i'm not so sure.
 
News has been slow lately, I don't mind it. Further, who cares...from the size of the threads, it seems people want to speculate about it.

Maybe a sticky would solve the apparent problem..
 
Reirom just dropped a hot rumor. The Revolution controller is made out of two separate halves, each one wireless!

OMG, now that would be positively REVOLUTIONARY!~
 
"The official revolution controller bullshit thread," I like the sound of that.
I'd be for it, as long as it didn't become where mods expected ALL revolution info to go. It sucks to have to dig through a 30 page thread in search of actual news. If confirmed / pretty-much-confirmed info was allowed to still be posted in new threads, that would be useful.
 
Drensch said:
This just in, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are the revolution's controller.



Steve Harvey's head rattles in intimidation! Wait a second, vibration! IS STEVE HARVEY'S HEAD THE TRUE CONTROLLER?!
 
when you see the picture somewhere else, just pretend someone else posted it on this very forum, then imagine your response. If your response is FAKE! don't post.

At least the latest one looked like it could be real. That wavebird with the "HAPTIC TACTILE TOUCHSCREEEN" caption and the thing flipped over with the word -GYRO CONTROL pointing squarely at the battery cover, should never have been posted.

Either that or we could just start spamming those threads with funny pictures......
 
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