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[Matlock]

http://www.lubbockonline.com/stories/042905/reg_042905106.shtml

A concerned passer-by called 911 to report that a boy had entered Marshall Junior High School carrying a long, narrow object wrapped in white cloth.

Four law enforcement agencies responded to the scene, locked down the school, searched the building and students' lockers and finally called a meeting with students.

One student came forward to fill them in, Clovis Police Sgt. James Schoeffel said.

Law enforcement officers were relieved to find the boy and the object - a 21/2-foot-long burrito.

 

[Manabanana]

a 21/2-foot-long burrito.

10.5-foot-long burrito?

 

[Matlock]

I believe it's 2 1/2--a mere typo.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

To be fair, someone still could've been hurt.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

To be fair, someone still could've been hurt.

I concur. If he sqeezed the the burrito hard enough, the lima beans shooting off could be very lethal ballistics.

 

[Ash Housewares]

I'd rather report a million innocents with 2.5 foot burritos than risk missing on the crazy with the 2.5 foot rifle

 

[Loki]

A 2.5 foot long burrito? Man, that dude was just begging for gastric distress.

 

[sc0la]

I concur. If he sqeezed the the burrito hard enough, the lima beans shooting off could be very lethal ballistics.

if ther are lima beans in your burrito then you deserve to die anyway.

 

[ohamsie]

I think I would rather find a burrito than a school shooting.

 

[cvxfreak]

:lol

In my AP econ class, we had a test with the peso currency on one of the question. My friend from South Africa thought pesos were a type of burrito.

Burritos make the world go round.

 

[ChrisReid]

I believe it's 2 1/2--a mere typo.

Actually don't think it's a typo. Been seeing a variety of news organizations using that form of writing fractions. Looks pretty awkward if you ask me.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Where can you get such a burrito?!?

 

[Cool]

Wow, I missed gaming-age forums for the mere fact that I missed out on important news stories such as this one.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

thats a long fucking burrito.

 

[Xenon]

oui pappi, what a big burrito! /cartlopez