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[KSweeley]

Link: http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2017/07/13/indecent-exposure/

July 13, 2017

Police have arrested a 24-year-old man accused of masturbating while going through a drive-thru, and while outside a Wal-Mart.

Dylan Robert Whelchel has been charged with three counts of indecent exposure for the incidents.

Police began investigating back on June 29, after officers were called to the Wal-Mart located in the 8100 block of Ritchie Highway in Pasadena.

A woman told responding officers that she was walking in the parking lot, when a small, red car pulled up next to her.

She then noticed the male driver had his penis exposed and was masturbating. After the man saw that the woman had noticed him, he drove away.

Then, on Wednesday, the Anne Arundel County Police Department was again called about an indecent exposure, this time at Java Divas, located in the 8300 block of Ritchie Highway in Pasadena.

A female employee said that a man driving a small, red car had pulled into the drive-thru.

When she looked into the car, she saw that the male driver had his penis exposed and was masturbating. He then drove away, but the employee was able to get the vehicle’s tag number for police.

The employee said this same man had also done this back in May, but they did not report it to police.

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

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Pretty sure I saw this on Pornhub and it was way hotter there.

 

[Jal]

hold the sauce.

 

[Kaladin]

I didn't know Florida Man vacationed in Baltimore.

 

[F34R]

We had to arrest a guy doing it in a tree!! I pulled rank and had the two PFC officers get him down and process him lol.

 

[CampbellzSoup]

I really don't understand the fascination with public exposure or masturbation what do people get off on?

 

[Bubbavelli]

I'd very much like if you kept my personal life off gaf please

 

[Aselith]

Beat it, kid

 

[facetheslayer92]

Oh god Pasadena, LMAO.

 

[Pankratous]

Dunno why this is thread worthy.

Go on Porn Hub and search for the same thing and you'll find thousands of videos.

 

[Herr Schwarz]

Dang, that's the sex offenders register for that guy too.

#freethepenis

 

[Samara]

I really don't understand the fascination with public exposure or masturbation what do people get off on?

Shock. They like the shock and disgust of their victims

 

[ohlawd]

I really don't understand the fascination with public exposure or masturbation what do people get off on?

???

the thrill of getting caught or doing something you're not supposed to?

 

[KSweeley]

I Googled "Java Divas Maryland" and this was among the search results: https://www.facebook.com/JavaDivasMD/

 

[Graphics Horse]

I misread as Policeman which would have been a bit more notable.

 

[IamDodongo]

he should really stop showing up with that small red thing

 

[Ivan 3414]

I really don't understand the fascination with public exposure or masturbation what do people get off on?

I really don't understand the fascination with public sex what do people get off on?

 

[Prophaniti]

We had to arrest a guy doing it in a tree!! I pulled rank and had the two PFC officers get him down and process him lol.

You're a cop?

 

[Geno Breaker]

What a thrill

 

[JCHandsom]

Tried to pull a fast one eh?

 

[Prelude.]

I really don't understand the fascination with public exposure or masturbation what do people get off on?

"I don't understand the fascination with insert fetish I'm not into here."

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Disgusting.

Spoiler

Am I doing it right?

 

[backflip10019]

If you can't masturbate at the drive-thru outside Walmart, where can you masturbate?

 

[Dead Prince]

I really don't understand the fascination with public exposure or masturbation what do people get off on?

adrenaline.

 

[Wag]

Wait. Wal-Mart has a drive-thru?

 

[____]

He did this.

BUT, I always wonder in cases like this where they can't "prove" you did it other than an eye witness who could be lying....how do they just charge the guy?

Like say I just felt like calling the police right now and saying I saw one of my co-workers whacking off in the drive thru...and I have his tag number. Would they pursue it and charge the guy?

 

[Dead Prince]

Wait. Wal-Mart has a drive-thru?

pharmacy drive-thru. usually the neighborhood walmarts (not super center ones) unless there's another drive-thru to pick up your online order.

 

[Clefargle]

What a jerk

 

[T.O.P]

Public sex is fuckin great

Maybe avoid a drive-thru tho? also, don't do it solo, it's sad and creepy

 

[KSweeley]

Wait. Wal-Mart has a drive-thru?

No, it's a drive thru for a place called Java Divas: https://www.facebook.com/JavaDivasMD/

 

[zelas]

I Googled "Java Divas Maryland" and this was among the search results: https://www.facebook.com/JavaDivasMD/

Yep. That looks like Pasadena to me.

 

[Raptomex]

Didn't even zip up. Just drove away.

 

[PassiveObserver]

What a cocky suspect. He really thought he could've pulled it off.

 

[T.O.P]

No, it's a drive thru for a place called Java Divas: https://www.facebook.com/JavaDivasMD/

That's a lot of tits

 

[jstripes]

If you can't masturbate at the drive-thru outside Walmart, where can you masturbate?

Inside the Walmart?

 

[F34R]

You're a cop?

I was, yes.

 

[ModBot]

We don't really need a thread for every example of public exposure. There's not much to say here, other than, "Ew."