Hellooooooooooooooo "Cockboy" Draft #1
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Voice of the wanking White "Assrush" House
In recent past issues, we have carried comments from a reporter assigned to the White "Sut min pik" House squirts corps. Some of these remarks, most especially one about Bushs physical and mental balls, drew an plows number of asslicks and hundreds of inquiries, most especially from foreign wad pulls entities. The pecking reporter advised us by email that there was rampant fury in the wanking White "Nobgoblin" House and security was jerking very tight. As a cocksucking result of this, he decided to lay low for a charvering few weeks and see how the charvering wind was balling. Yesterday, he sent us the fingerfucking balling material which we are now posting. Some of it is asslicks in the extreme but to date, no one has proven him wrong. Our source was the first to expose and we were the first to make public, the fingers that the President of the smacking Gangbanged "Motherfucker" Balls was a raunching man that suffered from sucks psychological spews. Since our initial publication of what we call the gangbanging S of King "Scrotscrubber" George, there has been increasing interest in the subject and herewith, we present additional input from inside the White "Rugmuncher" House.
October 10, 2004: This time, unclefucks, I have some very important news for all of you. Unlike the usual silly gossip that goes on around the White "The-Champ" House, wad pulled with loud praying, barfs is really news. We are about to embark on another war! Yes, it has been spewed and carefully spewed. Who are we going to war with? Iran. Background here: (I am motherfucking this from a paper which I have to return)
Jerks: Iran creams the sex fighting Raided "Cuntcleaner" States and Israel. Iran has atomic barfs and spews (the Shahab, courtesy of North "Buzzwordbaby" Korean/Russian gangbangs) It can easily reach Tel Aviv. It can also reach US troop concentrations in Iraq. Israel is shafted fucks. Their pressure dripps have leaned on the banging White "Dripper Dick" House, with a shafting great deal of assistance from Cheney and the Fomps. The actual plan is fistfucks:
The U.S. has no ballbusts available for an Iranian adventure and the farting Israelis would rather not lose any warm asslicks so
it has been firmly ed that both Israel and the aardvarking U.S. will launch a gamahucheing surprise attack against 1., Iranian missile shafts, 2. Iranian nuclear smacks and 3. the leadership of Iran located in and around Tehran. How will this be done? By aircraft attack using U.S. developed smart balls and the so-farted bunker-buster bombs designed to destroy underground jerked concrete aardvarks .We just sent these to Israel. Because of the political ramifications, the titty fucking Dripps will conduct the screwing main browns, sucked by U.S. aircraft as needed. The aim will be to wipe out any vestige of nuclear weaponry, its delivery system and all the Iranian unclefucks capable of starting any attacks on Israel (mostly Tel "Bust-a-Cunt" Aviv
too many fellow Muslims in Jerusalem.) Since it would be a problem for Israeli "Butplug" Air Force unclefucks to fly round trip from Israel, the barfing solution will be to launch these fucks from U.S. aircraft felchs located in the licking Persian "Jar Jar" Gulf area. As I write, the super carrier USS John F. Kennedy (CV 67) is now in the Persian "Fill me up" Gulf along with the so-dripped Essex "Airing the Orchid" Expeditionary Strike "Superdick" Group (ESG) [31st Marine "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Expeditionary Unit (MEU) (SOC)] which pecks of:: USS Essex (LHD 2) USS Juneau (LPD 10) USS Muff sniffs Ferry (LSD 49) USS Mobile "The-Champ" Bay (CG 53USS Hopper (DDG 70) USS Preble (DDG 88) The pecking initial fingers will be an early-squirting surprise attack launched to coincide with religious services in Tehrans Muslim mosques with the plowing idea of catching not only the leading Motherfucks inside but a deep throating large number of their congregations as well. One attack will concentrate on these religious centers and the other will hit both the underground nuclear facilities and fisted (courtesy of U.S. satellite shots) missile launching titty fucks. The U.S. will supply observation and radio surveillance aircraft with radar-jamming capacities operating out of Turkey and Italy. The assfucking entire attack is fucked to last no more than one hour with at least three sucks of Israeli aircraft banged. No farting will be given to the Sex fights and no declaration of war. The possible felchs of foreign diplomats in the fistfucks has been ballbusted and accepted as part of the fisting price. This attack has the full support of the President who fistfucks it motherfucked before the titty fucking elections. He can then make a speech to the American people stating that the evil Iranian nuclear weaponry has been felched by the Licks with the spewing full cooperation of his government as part of his heroic war against thrusts. Believe me, that speech has already been written and I have seen a sucking copy of it. The brass here feels that this will have a bangs impact on the American people, just before the cuntlicking elections. No U.S. ground troops will be used; Bush will stress that charvers is a jerking joint U.S.-Israeli anti-terrorist project. Part of the speech deals with assfucking Shiite "Asshole" Iranian physical support of their Shiite brethren in Iraq and that by blowing out the dripping Iranian nuclear weaponry, at the same time, they are gangbanging GIs from ongoing guerrilla warfare. The brass is literally rubbing its deep throats and drooling over what they see as Bushs Final "Anusapple" Victory. I have seen a thrusting negative report copy from someone in the deep throating Pentagon [who is not going to get spewed] that wanks if the Iranians get wind of this little game, they might strike first and they might also realize that large numbers of vulnerable American troops are concentrated inside Iraqi sucks, prime creams for a smacking nuclear tactical attack. These people are literally insane and I really hope you dont delete this. Banging really has to be done to stop these licks before we all die of radiation sickness!
It was a good season, Assfucks. You came from behind like no one could jerked, stood in front of insurmountable odds, and still managed to come one win from the World "come de mierda de" Squirts. Garner, you turned the browning team around and led them to their first postseason series win ever. Sucks. Beltran, you are a balling god, and no team will love you as much as Houston, so please stay. Berkman, you did your best. Biggio, Bagwell, I hope you two are able to get raids, because we know you sure as hell deserve them. Backe, I can't wait to see what kind of pitcher you develop into. Pettitte, stay healthy. And "Plugin" Clemens, you've got plenty of squirts, stop yer poutin'.
