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[Any1]

I was watching X-Play and they were doing one of their segments about weird games. On this one they did Jonny Moseley Mad Trix. And i have to admit, this game has the most unintentionally funny intro i've ever seen. Check it out here and click on the intro video.

Pay attention specifically to the live action party segments of the intro. It's quite simply the greatest intro movie ever created. You don't need to watch past 1:12 though, since it's just gameplay after that.

 

[impirius]

"What if it snowed in San Francisco?"

Thank you for finding this.

 

[miyuru]

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that NBA Ballers intro :lol

 

[jenov4]

:lol Some chick flashing her boobs, "Jonny, can you sign these"

I'm embarassed for the people in that intro.

 

[Geek]

You don't need to watch past 1:12 though, since it's just gameplay after that.

But... this is when the aural garbage nu metal kicks in. The cherry on the turd sundae!

 

[miyuru]

What is that song? I recognize it :lol

 

[Any1]

But... this is when the aural garbage nu metal kicks in. The cherry on the turd sundae!

Then it goes from being funny to just torture. :lol

I still can't watch without dieing laughing at jonny's friends reaction to the girl that opens her shirt for an autograph or how they all go upstairs and jonny contemplates with a serious face, "What if it snowed in San Francisco?"

 

[DarienA]

I just watched that Xplay earlier today... friggin hilarious intro.

 

[xsarien]

"What if it snowed in San Francisco?"

I'd move.

 

[Tunesmith]

:lol :lol

 

[Acosta]

Hideo Kojima could take some lessons...

The guy dancing near the pool table... that is what you have to do in USA to look cool?

 

[mr_sockochris]

What is that song? I recognize it :lol

No idea what it is, but it was in THPS2.

 

[Drakken]

:lol

The metal just added to the hilarity, I thought.

No idea what it is, but it was in THPS2.

Yeah. I can't remember the name of it either. :-/

 

[Jive Turkey]

"What if it snowed in San Francisco?"

"What if the laws of physics ceased to exist?"

"What would it be like to have my image poorly animated and put into a really shitty looking game?"

 

[Funky Papa]

Gee, they have surpassed Juiced's intro! I am speechless :lol

 

[mr_sockochris]

Yeah. I can't remember the name of it either. :-/

I just looked in the credits in the manual and the song is:

'Out With The Old'

Performed by 'Alley Life' featuring 'Black Planet'.


There, you'll all be able to sleep easy tonight for knowing that

 

[Community Forum]

OMG I can't believe this is actually REAL!!! When I worked at GameStop, we had people asking for the game all the time... nice scores

 

[theREBELins]

EDIT: Nevermind, got the songs mixed up - thought it was that Chuck D tune from THPS2

 

[chespace]

One of my best friends worked on this game.

Here's what he says:

"Boy was my personal life a wreck when that was going on."

What he told his team re: the tit signing scene: "Guys, this is so FUCKING GAY."

"You know, Moseley hosted SNL and promo'ed the game when he did. It was, uhm, terrible. Worst SNL I've ever seen."

"I also tried to get this totally different control scheme in. Which, while it might or might not have been cooler, at least was not a direct ripoff of SSX."

"At least it ran at 60 hz."

"You know we made that game in 7 months."

"Kept trying to tell Trip "You don't go up against a best of breed title with a 7 month schedule - it doesn't matter how many programmers you have death marching, and it doesn't matter who we license."

"But, well...Trip knew better, didn't he? Fucking egomaniac destroyed his own company."

:lol

 

[Funky Papa]

Should I rip Juiced's old intro to compare? We do really need a "post crappy intros thread"

 

[Community Forum]

Should I rip Juiced's old intro to compare? We do really need a "post crappy intros thread"

YES!

 

[Funky Papa]

I am trying to find the disc, now tell me where I can upload the file, yousendit pops after 25 downloads.

 

[jgkspsx]

Notice a prominent *coughgameinfarcercough* outlier among those scores?