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[NinjaBoiX]

There once was a vicar from Kings,
Who talked about biscuits and things,
But his secret desire,
Was a boy in the choir,
Who had an arse like jelly on springs.

 

[The Awesomest]

This thread must LIVE... so I'll shamelessly copy from Wikipedia

A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were trapped and knew not what to do,
'Let us flee', said the fly,
'Let us fly', said the flea,
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

There once was a forum called GAF.
'Twas unusually full of riffraff.
They were crude and unkind,
though we didn't much mind,
since at least it was good for a laugh.

They once had this Amirox mod
whose past statements were really quite odd.
There was nothing to see
in his post history,
he was some sort of time travel god!

God's Beard once created a thread
just to boast about soup and some bread.
It exploded with mirth
since he'd paid thrice its worth,
and he soon was embarrassed instead.

The PS3, to its great shame,
is well known to not have any game.
(Though that isn't quite true,
it's got Mass Effect 2,
Killzone 3, and some more I can't name.)

An expert on modern Japan
advised Square to repent, if they can.
Their cross port of FF
is a W-T-F.
They just screwed up their whole business plan!

EviLore was once left seeing red
when a strange girl passed out on his bed.
Men of bold-colored hue,
Yellow, green, red and blue,
performed acts on her best left unsaid.

Fucking brilliant. You even went the extra mile and included links.

 

[Hawkian]

There once was a forum called GAF.
'Twas unusually full of riffraff.
They were crude and unkind,
though we didn't much mind,
since at least it was good for a laugh.

They once had this Amirox mod
whose past statements were really quite odd.
There was nothing to see
in his post history,
he was some sort of time travel god!

God's Beard once created a thread
just to boast about soup and some bread.
It exploded with mirth
since he'd paid thrice its worth,
and he soon was embarrassed instead.

The PS3, to its great shame,
is well known to not have any game.
(Though that isn't quite true,
it's got Mass Effect 2,
Killzone 3, and some more I can't name.)

An expert on modern Japan
advised Square to repent, if they can.
Their cross port of FF
is a W-T-F.
They just screwed up their whole business plan!

EviLore was once left seeing red
when a strange girl passed out on his bed.
Men of bold-colored hue,
Yellow, green, red and blue,
performed acts on her best left unsaid.

yeah I'm just fucking quoting you and complimenting you so that both happen one more time.

 

[Angry Fork]

There once was a forum called GAF.
'Twas unusually full of riffraff.
They were crude and unkind,
though we didn't much mind,
since at least it was good for a laugh.

They once had this Amirox mod
whose past statements were really quite odd.
There was nothing to see
in his post history,
he was some sort of time travel god!

God's Beard once created a thread
just to boast about soup and some bread.
It exploded with mirth
since he'd paid thrice its worth,
and he soon was embarrassed instead.

The PS3, to its great shame,
is well known to not have any game.
(Though that isn't quite true,
it's got Mass Effect 2,
Killzone 3, and some more I can't name.)

An expert on modern Japan
advised Square to repent, if they can.
Their cross port of FF
is a W-T-F.
They just screwed up their whole business plan!

EviLore was once left seeing red
when a strange girl passed out on his bed.
Men of bold-colored hue,
Yellow, green, red and blue,
performed acts on her best left unsaid.

rofl, amazing, especially the last one.