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[The Pleasure]

I was once told this.

There once was a priest from Morocco. Whose motto was really quite macho. He said to be blunt, god decreed we eat cunt. Why else would it look like a taco?

 

[I_D]

A man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger.

When you're sitting in your Chevy, and you feel something heavy... diarrhea. Diarrhea.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't commit suicide.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.


And I have many more.

 

[BigBooper]

Yea, a fish taco. Haha

There was a ham hanging from a tree on a mountain with three tigers at the bottom of it. His hands were starting to slip when he noticed a starberry growing right beside him. He ate that starberry and he was the sweetest starberry ham the tigers had ever eaten.

 

[Rentahamster]

"Don't fart on your wife in bed".
- Mister Rogers, 69 BC

 

[The Pleasure]

"Don't fart on your wife in bed".
- Mister Rogers, 69 BC

It's a beautiful smell in the neighborhood, a beautiful smell in the bedroom.
Won't you sniff mine? Could you sniff mine?
It's a neighborly day to sniff the beauty wood. A neighborly day for a beauty
Could you sniff mine? Would you sniff mine?

Let's make the most of this beautiful day since we're both together
Could you sniff mine? Would you sniff mine?
Could you please? Won't you please?
Please won't you sniff my woodwinds?

 

[haxan7]

It's a beautiful smell in the neighborhood, a beautiful smell in the bedroom.
Won't you sniff mine? Could you sniff mine?
It's a neighborly day to sniff the beauty wood. A neighborly day for a beauty
Could you sniff mine? Would you sniff mine?

Let's make the most of this beautiful day since we're both together
Could you sniff mine? Would you sniff mine?
Could you please? Won't you please?
Please won't you sniff my woodwinds?

"It's a neighborly day to sniff the beauty wood"

gonna file that one away for later use.

 

[Papa]

When a Cunth dies, a Pleasure steps in to fill the void

 

[The Pleasure]

There once was a young girl from South Philly
Quit Green Peace because she thought it was silly.
I said don't worry Gail. If you still want to pet a whale
Just undo my zipper and free willy.

Another story that was said a long time ago.

There once was a girl misbehaving
Her pussy was always clean shaven
From a hot air balloon she shot us a moon
And now there's boners all over New Haven

Here's one for Clown World

There once was a guy from James Town
Who painted his dick like bozo the clown
Got drunk Friday Night and found a hole real tight
Now Bozo is all smelly and brown.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Stand at a public toilet to pee.

Shit on one to shit and get HIV.

 

[haxan7]

There once was a young girl from South Philly
Quit Green Peace because she thought it was silly.
I said don't worry Gail. If you still want to pet a whale
Just undo my zipper and free willy.

Another story that was said a long time ago.

There once was a girl misbehaving
Her pussy was always clean shaven
From a hot air balloon she shot us a moon
And now there's boners all over New Haven

Here's one for Clown World

There once was a guy from James Town
Who painted his dick like bozo the clown
Got drunk Friday Night and found a hole real tight
Now Bozo is all smelly and brown.

I'm offended by everything about this post. EviLore please create a safe space for me

 

[The Pleasure]

I'm offended by everything about this post. EviLore please create a safe space for me

I am KAZAM.

Your wish will be granted. You are now transferred from NEOGAF to Reddit R/Feminism.

 

[Bullet Club]

When a Cunth dies

He's at resetera now.

Do you shower after pooping?

i shit in the morning and then take my shower. if i need to shit again, which i wont be holding in, i dont think about a shower because im not an absurd human being.

www.resetera.com

 

[haxan7]

I am KAZAM.

Your wish will be granted. You are now transferred from NEOGAF to Reddit R/Feminism.

Hell yeah, gonna bake these up and pass them out to Trump supporters

 

[GymWolf]

Old sicilian proverb:

U puttusu pilusu cu non ntuppa è iarusu

Ma su u puttusu è fitusu cu non ntuppa è spacchiusu

(It roughly says: If you don't fuck the hairy pussy hole you are gay, but if the pussy hole stinks, if you don't fuck it, you are ok)

 

[lock2k]

I think, therefore I quit.