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[Plague Doctor]

This should be fun.

Predict a headline coming to the gaming industry that hasn't happened yet.

Could be a serious guess based on what is happening.
Could be a joke and for the lolz
Could be absolute gonzo, left field one that no one sees coming.

Only rule is you have to present it as an article headline and with no other context.

The only prize is gloating rights if your headline happens (or comes close).

Who will be our Nostradamus's?

 

[Guilty_AI]

KOjima becomes prime minister of japan

 

[HRK69]

Marathon shutting down on (insert date 2026)

 

[BarryH1985]

Battlefield 7 OT (Please dont fire me!)

 

[SJRB]

GTA VI delayed to November 2027

 

[Loomy]

Lin Tao to be named CEO of Sony Group Corp, following Hiroko Totoki's retirement. Totoki will join Sony's board as executive chairman.

 

[Arsic]

This should be fun.

Predict a headline coming to the gaming industry that hasn't happened yet.

Could be a serious guess based on what is happening.
Could be a joke and for the lolz
Could be absolute gonzo, left field one that no one sees coming.

Only rule is you have to present it as an article headline and with no other context.

The only prize is gloating rights if your headline happens (or comes close).

Who will be our Nostradamus's?

Quasimodo predicted this.

Title: GTA6 Is Almost TOO Good

 

[xrnzaaas]

Microsoft officially renames their current consoles to Xbox Copilot S and Xbox Copilot X365.

 

[Topher]

"Copilot named CEO of Microsoft"

 

[WoodyStare]

Sony brings back Jim Ryan, Herman Hulst stepping down effective immediately.

Asha Sharma says "players who can't afford the Xbox Helix X, I hear you."

Nintendo announces price increase for Switch Online Memberships, $49/year or $99/year with Expansion Pack.

 

[semiconscious]

'new game will support psvrxqcmp 3.9'...

 

[CentralScrutinizer]

"Data Miners Discover Scrapped Sex Minigame in Wolverine"

 

[BarryH1985]

Quasimodo predicted this.

Title: GTA6 Is Almost TOO Good

 

[M.W.]

GTA6 performance struggles, can hit hit 25fps? Should it have waited until next gen?

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Smite developers Hi-Rez Studios bought out by private equity firm.

 

[DR3AM]

DR3AM can make threads again

 

[LectureMaster]

Windows Central: You should Get a Project Helix over PS6 in 2027 and Here is Why

 

[Fbh]

"Don't let the CCU peak of 57 players fool you, Relooted is one of the gaming highlights of 2026"
-Kotaku, November 2026.

"Wolverine coming out as bisexual inspired me to finally tell my wife about my boyfirend"
-Polygon, September 2026

"Hell on earth: Harrowing stories of Rockstar devs having to work some overtime on their 6 figure office job leading up to the release of GTA6"
-Jason Schreier, October 2026.

 

[BarryH1985]

Windows Central: You should Get a Project Helix over PS6 in 2027 and Here is Why

Eugh. You can smell the rotten stank from that picture.

 

[Moondoggy]

"Geoff Keighley purposely sabotaged Highguard so he could acquire the dev team to work on the Ms. Piggy dating sim he's publishing"

 

[falling into hell]

Horizon Hunters Gathering Best game ever I love playing it together with my wife and her boyfriend
Jason Schreier

 

[Closer]

Lucia has not enough screentime in GTA VI

 

[IFireflyl]

Concord has been resurrected, is far gayer and filled with identity crises, and has won GOTY.

 

[intbal]

"Gabe Newell builds mansion on the Moon"

 

[That Damn Kid]

GTA6 canceled for Xbox Series S/X, PC version in development instead

 

[March Climber]

"A presentation about what's next for Playstation, featuring Mark Cerny"

Because when Cerny appears, he appears with information and footage.

 

[PontificationEngine]

Resident Evil 30th anniversary stream reveals not one, but two remakes

Xbox closes [insert beloved game studio here]

Sony cancels Fairgame$, shuts down studio

 

[xrnzaaas]

Horizon Hunters Gathering Best game ever I love playing it together with my wife and her boyfriend
Jason Schreier

Horizon Hunters Gathering is Guerrilla's return to form
...
Hey guys, let's give this new Horizon game another chance

 

[Wastelander92]

Fairgames shutting down servers after a week, Haven closing down.

 

[Brucey]

"Xbox Helix is a Beast...."

 

[Magic Carpet]

Valve partners with Apple silicone to combine M5 processor and Steam library in one small Apple TV like device.
Priced at 999.99 will come with Half Life 3 and 3 months of Apple Music.