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Product recall in Australia as hand sanitiser incorrectly labelled and sold as gin

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Apollo Bay Distillery recalls gin bottles that are actually filled with hand sanitiser

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A Victorian distillery has been forced to recall some of its gin bottles after it was revealed they were actually filled with hand sanitiser.

The Apollo Bay Distillery sold nine bottles of its SS Casino Gin over the weekend before realising they had been incorrectly labelled.

The gin bottles were actually filled with hand sanitiser containing 1.45 per cent glycerol and 0.125 per cent hydrogen peroxide.

The bottles were all sold through the Great Ocean Road Brewhouse bottleshop.

A spokesman for the Apollo Bay Distillery said one woman had reported feeling nauseous after consuming the hand sanitiser, but had since recovered.

"The bottles were incorrectly labelled and had no seal," the spokesman said.

"We understand they are not toxic.

"Should you have purchased a bottle of SS Casino Gin between Friday 5 June to Sunday 7 June please return it to where you purchased it from for a full refund or replacement."

The spokesman said by late Tuesday afternoon six of the nine bottles had been recovered and the team had purchasing details from the other three sales and were working to track the customers down through their bank details.

The mix-up has been put down to human error.

According to the product safety recall notice, the bottles can be identified because they have no shrink wrap seal.

"This product is not to be consumed," the recall notice says.

"Consumption of the product may have side effects including nausea, headaches, dizziness, bloating, vomiting, thirst and diarrhea.

"If you experience any of these symptoms please seek medical advice."

Many small distilleries made the switch from alcohol to hand sanitiser when the coronavirus restrictions impacted heavily on their businesses.



Source: ABC
 

frostyxc

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When I was in inpatient rehab there was a dude there that got wasted on hand sanitizer. Then they caught him huffing the freon from the AC units and they kicked him out.

Pshaw! I wasn't "huffing" Freon from the A/C unit -- I was testing it to make sure the unit was working properly. I heard a rattle and hum and was concerned for everyone's safety. Some want to twist this as "huffing Freon", but I believe history will see me as a lifesaver. As for the hand sanitizer event, it was because Big Geoff told me it was purified water. Remember Big Geoff? That dude was big. Anyway, as I only drink purified water, and manically chug liquids due to a unique genetic anomaly, things went sideways fast. Let's just say that Big Geoff was put onto my "Don't Listen to Big Geoff" list after that episode!

Regardless of your attempted character assassination, Mr. I Go to Rehab to Get Better, I live my life at the direction of Rick Astley's seminal song Super Freak. Wait, was it Rick Astley? I can't remember. It was definitely someone named Rick. Rick Wakeman? The point is... rehab just couldn't handle my aura. They sure as hell couldn't handle my confiscated socks. "Oh, we lost them in the laundry." Yeah, right! Big Geoff is probably prancing around in them like a goddamned superhero. My feet are so cold.

As for the topic story, it was only a matter of time before the bogans would resort to this. What seems like an innocent mistake is actually a concerted effort to bogan-ize gin-sipping hipsters and then... the WORLD. When everyone's a bogan, no one's a bogan. We are in the endgame, people! I have many pamphlets on the subject that I have been forcefully handing out for years, but no one will listen! Bogan world-conquering conspiracy pamphlets aren't as lucrative on Patreon as I thought they would be, either. I can't believe I sold my Reliant Supervan to bankroll this...
 
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