• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

QUICK! Jagermeister Recipes!

Status
Not open for further replies.

etiolate

Banned
I'll be having some Jagermeister tonight and I need some good stuff to mix it with. I will be having some straight up, so you purists can chill. I just want something to mix it up a bit with here and there.
 

moist

Member
Jager bomb - Drop a freezing shot of jager(shot glass and all) in a cup of redbull and slam the whole thing.
 

Triumph

Banned
Jager Toilet Surprise-
You don't have to do anything, just note what the toilet bowl looks like after you vomit up all the Jager you drank.
 
moist said:
Jager bomb - Drop a freezing shot of jager(shot glass and all) in a cup of redbull and slam the whole thing.

This is quite possibly the tastiest drink in existence. It's a shame it costs like $8 at a bar.
 
moist said:
Jager bomb - Drop a freezing shot of jager(shot glass and all) in a cup of redbull and slam the whole thing.


One of the most horrible drinks I've ever had the misfortune of ordering. Red Bull is an aquired taste as it is; why in the fuck would one want to make something that tastes exactly like cough syrup? I'd rather sip on surrrp than do some half-assed shit.
 

moist

Member
Well we seem to be at a crossroads here :p



If you want something that tasts horrible go for an oil slick, a shot of vodka with jager on the top.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
Azwethinkweiz said:
This is quite possibly the tastiest drink in existence. It's a shame it costs like $8 at a bar.
Tasty even to those who don't really like Jager/licorice/anise? i'll do it if it's offered, but it's not something i'd buy on my own.

On a semi-related note, i forgot how much better work is with liquor. i took a ten minute break and drank an Amp & vodka (Danska), then brought a Red Bull & vodka back on from my lunchbreak. The latter smells like cough syrup, mentioned my manager. Works well; fuck working sober.
 

etiolate

Banned
Blue Smurf Piss
Ingredients:

* 1/5 shot Jägermeister
* 1/5 shot Bacardi 151 proof rum
* 1/5 shot Rumple Minze
* 1/5 shot Goldschlager
* 1/5 shot Blue Curacao

Holy shit.
 

Kola

Member
While I was in the army we sometimes mixed it with orange juice. Sounds disgusting, but it grew on me. You might give it a try.
 

AntoneM

Member
1/2 shot jag
1/2 shot grape pucker (not the sour grape green stuff... the purple stuff)
and a spritz of 7up


tastes just like a grape bottlecap
 

aoi tsuki

Member
Jim Bowie said:
I don't get mixing booze and stimulants. It just seems counterproductive on either end.
You get the feeling of energy with the loosening up and general feeling of wellbeing of the liquor. i used to drink them at clubs when i got off from work because i was really busy and missing sleep, but i have spurts where i'll drink them at work (improves customer service :D). In moderation, they work really well.
 
Kola said:
While I was in the army we sometimes mixed it with orange juice. Sounds disgusting, but it grew on me. You might give it a try.

This is just....(put here the expression you have while vomiting)

We drank a lot of stragne mixdrinks during my basic training, but Jager and orange juice....urks

BTW: Are you the Kola from the manaic-forum?
 

Lambtron

Unconfirmed Member
Last New Year's Eve my friend and I spent the night doing shots of Jager + tequilla mixed, which we named the "suicide pact." It was quite possibly the worst night of my life.
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Lambtron said:
Last New Year's Eve my friend and I spent the night doing shots of Jager + tequilla mixed, which we named the "suicide pact." It was quite possibly the worst night of my life.


You took more than one shot of that? Sounds like something that would kill me after one shot.
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Lambtron said:
Last New Year's Eve my friend and I spent the night doing shots of Jager + tequilla mixed, which we named the "suicide pact." It was quite possibly the worst night of my life.

Ooooh shit. No thanks. Haven't really had much jager in my short couple of years of drinking, but I have had straight jager shots, and of course, the jager bomb. I may pick up a bottle of the stuff this weekend, depending if I can get a big crowd together. Jager seems more like a 'social' drink (8-10 people) than my typical hard hitters.
 

sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
i'm really not a fan of jager at all, about the only drink i do with jager is a flaming nazi..

1/2 shot rumple minze
1/2 shot jager

tastes like 40 peppermints in your mouth at once!
 

Lambtron

Unconfirmed Member
dskillzhtown said:
You took more than one shot of that? Sounds like something that would kill me after one shot.
See, once we started doing the shots, we'd already had like 3 or 4 shots of good tequila in us. At that point, shit, I was pretty much open to anything (I went and made snow angels in just a short sleeved shirt & jeans, for example), so the ol' SP went down without a hitch.

My partner in crime wasn't so lucky, she was puking her brains out. And 3 of the people I was with got into a car accident as we headed to another party (I was riding with this dude I'd never met before, whacked out of my skull, and he was wearing a kilt)-- the DD hit a patch of ice and slammed into a divider on the interstate. One of my friends in the car was a minor, he ended up in the clink for the next couple of hours, while the other girl was in the emergency room, tending to a broken arm. So I ended up spending the first, mmmm, 5 hours of my New Year's night obliterated, trying to talk about hip hop with some dude, in a hospital waiting room. Good times. I'll never mess with Jag again, though. Bad things always happen when I drink it (asking friends to make out, wandering off in bad parts of towns I don't know, etc).
 
sefskillz said:
i'm really not a fan of jager at all, about the only drink i do with jager is a flaming nazi..


i've heard it called something else - can't remember what - but yeah, actually, that shit IS kinda good. (kinda)
 

etiolate

Banned
So etiolate, how's your domepiece? What did you mix the Jag with?

Fine, I don't get hangovers. I found there wasn't much in this house to mix it with. I mixed it was some tonic water, which was ehhh and then some Dr Pepper which was a fitting flavor for the Jag. I'm going to pick up some guiness later this week for mixing. Flaming yager!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom