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R. Kelly is "Trapped In The Closet"

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MIMIC

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It's all anyone here has been talking about. "Did you hear R. Kelly's 'Trapped In The Closet?'" I finally got around to listening to parts I, II, and III and it's a really interesting collection of songs...as they all together form one single story (in all, there are five parts).

"24" meets R&B. :p
 

Lil' Dice

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Don't like it at all.
The song is a mess, he's halfway singing/talking and the subject matter is too cliche' to be even remotely entertaining.

I can see some young hood-rat going: "Oh no he didn't!" at the end though....
 

MIMIC

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Well, without holding it to the highest, most stringent standards of plot evolution, I find it entertaining.
 
Part 4 is retarded as well

It began to get really retarded after 2. Still funny repeating some of the lines out the song though

"I say no he say yes i say no he say yes"
 

Lil' Dice

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MIMIC said:
Well, without holding it to the highest, most stringent standards of plot evolution, I find it entertaining.

It sucks compared to even the worst episode of Moesha. Is that better?
 
The video for part 1 was okay, but then again, parts 1 and 2 were okay. Part 3 on were absolutely retarded.still pretty innovative, just badly written. Maybe if the writing was better, and the beat changed just a bit every time. It woulda been perfect then.
So he sleeps with some girl, her husband comes in, finds out this dude's in a closet and he's been sleeping with his girl, so he pulls out a gun, the guy says he's a pastor and isn't the only one cheating, calls his boyfriend over, his boyfriend says that he's been with him for a year, the woman is like "I Can't believe you", and dude's response: "Bitch please". So R. Kelly calls home and a dude answers a phone, R Kelly is mad and flies down the highway, gets pulled over for doing 85 in a 65, does 75 the rest of the way home, slams the door open, his woman is like "WTF, didn't you forget my Brother got released?", R. Kelly is like "Whoops" and they start fuxxin. He's hitting it hard when he pulls back the sheets and sees a used condom on the bed.
 
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