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[Deleted member 1159]

Ach du lieber!

 

[FunkMiller]

Du hast einen fetten arsch

 

[12Goblins]

Dam that lady Thic

 

[Mohonky]

Should have played Keine Lust instead

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Du hast einen fetten arsch

Du hasst das fitnessstudio

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Ach du lieber!

Its a Mammut?

 

[nkarafo]

Even if you remove the visuals the performance is just awful. She is just panting around.

Perfect example of an "artist" who only exists because people want to virtue signal.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Dam that lady Thic

Nah, she's just fat as fuck

 

[GymWolf]

I'm surprised that she can sing and move around for more than 5 min without expelling a jet of water from the hole on her back.

 

[SJRB]

A musical hate crime.

 

[H4ze]

Holy shit, as a German Rammstein fan I feel offended xD wtf is this shit

 

[The Janitor]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Du fast nicht

 

[Wildebeest]

That's the most threatening banana I've ever seen.

 

[kanjobazooie]

The twerk solo is the most iconic part of Du Hast and she nailed it.

 

[Gp1]

Even if you remove the visuals the performance is just awful. She is just panting around.

Perfect example of an "artist" who only exists because people want to virtue signal.

This is something that i always notice when I go to festivals. You can put the entire fireworks, a great band (something which almost everyone of those "artists" has as a backup), the VFX, a great sound etc.

These guys from 2010 onward have no idea of what stage presence is.

 

[FeralEcho]

How can you film a video vertically but still make it widescreen? ....Hmmm....

 

[Kenpachii]

Absolute peak performance

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

 

[BlackTron]

Wait what Rammstein is still around! And bigger than ever

 

[ahtlas7]

 

[E-Cat]

I don't get it. That a body suit?

 

[Pidull]

Ah yes, the body positivity artist that says it's okay to be the way you are (but if you're a man you better be perfect).

This is the most rewatched piece of one of her newest videos (by a landslide) in which she's a plus-sized superhero telling everyone they're "special".

 

[GymWolf]

Ah yes, the body positivity artist that says it's okay to be the way you are (but if you're a man you better be perfect).

This is the most rewatched piece of one of her newest videos (by a landslide) in which she's a plus-sized superhero telling everyone they're "special".

Her lack of self-awareness is only beated by the lack of her blue sisters in our oceans, this is why they are a protected species.

 

[Catphish]

Du hast salat.

 

[Rush2112]

I wonder how many cows and pigs died so she could get that big.

 

[SuperBabyMethod]

What is she famous for? Being fat?

 

[SirKicksalot]

Till Lindemann's no budget porn videos are less offensive than this.

 

[Outlier]

What is she famous for? Being fat?

Unfortunately her being fat and desecrating an iconic flute is my introduction to her.
I have no idea what she's famous for.

 

[GymWolf]

What is she famous for? Being fat?

Singing prowess.

(Hard to tell from the video, i know)

 

[DeepEnigma]

Singing prowess.*

*while being fat

Since they are making it and marketing it as every bit of her identity. Down to the "it's healthy and beautiful*"

*for big pharma and the medical industry

 

[Pejo]

Watch this instead.

 

[Sonik]

What is this thing?

 

[mitch1971]

She wasnt actually jumping in that video. The earth was trying to move away but her gravitational force was pulling it back from escaping.

 

[Kacho]

What is she famous for? Being fat?

Kinda. That and something about a flute. I only know of her from the Eric Andre show.

 

[March Climber]

Even though I’m not a fan, a popular modern artist introducing a new generation to one of the greats is fine by me.

So many in this thread are having a “bitch eating crackers” moment:

 

[Droxcy]

Rammstein reposted it on their instagram too it's not that deep everyone.

Gotta give it to her to respect the city & best German band in my eyes and for her to even know who they are in the first place because you know 90% of pop artists now a days wouldn't.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[BossLackey]

She's actually a pretty good artist, but I'm getting really tired of people tip-toeing around the fact that she's morbidly obese. This is not healthy. This is not attractive. I am not judgmental or a bad person for thinking so.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Even though I’m not a fan, a popular modern artist introducing a new generation to one of the greats is fine by me.

So many in this thread are having a “bitch eating crackers” moment:

Hey I like her sense of humor and she can play that flute tbh

 

[March Climber]

She's actually a pretty good artist, but I'm getting really tired of people tip-toeing around the fact that she's morbidly obese. This is not healthy. This is not attractive. I am not judgmental or a bad person for thinking so.

You have to think beyond what’s right in front of you.

There are two future scenarios here that lead down the same pathway:

1) She reaches a point to where she has to lose weight if she wants to extend her lifespan and career, thus promoting to people to be healthier.

2) She is hospitalized or at worse, dies of health complications way too soon in life, and thus it becomes a wake up call for people to be healthier.

Regardless, I find it better to not care too much to let it bother you that much, since there are too many people on earth to care about a subset of a subset of a subset of a group of people.

 

[MudoSkills]

I guess it's unacceptable to pay homage to a local band while also being fat.

I'm not really a fan but Lizzo is really talented, and this is a fun thing to do at a show, you miserable fucks.

 

[DeepEnigma]

I guess it's unacceptable to pay homage to a local band while also being fat.

I'm not really a fan but Lizzo is really talented, and this is a fun thing to do at a show, you miserable fucks.

 

[Stitch]

Wait what Rammstein is still around! And bigger than ever

Rammstein is back. In blob form.

 

[El Pistolero]

Ach du lieber!

 

[Facism]

Hamstein

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Hamstein

 

[Azurro]

Ich sehe einen gelben Wal.

I guess it's unacceptable to pay homage to a local band while also being fat.

I'm not really a fan but Lizzo is really talented, and this is a fun thing to do at a show, you miserable fucks.

Hey, hey, it's fine, I'm glad whales get a chance to jump around outside of the ocean every once in a while too.

 

[Lasha]

Hamstein

Game, set, and match.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I guess it's unacceptable to pay homage to a local band while also being fat.

I'm not really a fan but Lizzo is really talented, and this is a fun thing to do at a show, you miserable fucks.

I’ve watched it a few times and had a genuine hearty chuckle each time. She’s having fun doing a terrible rendition while causing aftershocks in Turkey, there’s nothing to be miserable about here