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Valedix
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I also avoid any parking spot which requires a reverse parking, cause fuck that lol. I always find a easy parking spot and just walk even if its far.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I mean, is it arrogant to declare that I have an ICBM ?
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badblue
Gold Member
If you are having icy BM's, maybe it's time to start going number 2 inside.
Grildon Tundy
Member
I totally forgot about that. How many millennial women out there have a mustache tattoo on their index fingers, I wonder.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I feel like eating a nice steak today.
The question is, whether it'll be NY strip or ribeye..
The question is, whether it'll be NY strip or ribeye..
ÆMNE22A!C
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I feel like eating a nice steak today.
The question is, whether it'll be NY strip or ribeye..
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
ÆMNE22A!C
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I'm tired of being alone watching my fringe shit and getting shit for it. Not my fault I can't relay hundreds of hours of info into a cohesive statement in which the Dutch monarchy isn't what it pretends to be and get shit for ruining "something I like to watch" Fuck it I'll keep it to myself. Sweet cunt.
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ÆMNE22A!C
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I had no idea that you're doing YouTube videos now. Awesome.
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Ate some spicy food today because it was nippy outside but my stomach is not having it tonight. My ass is going to be the Japanese flag in the morning so thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Cunt kids at the mall.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
A meeting with Joe Biden.
Grildon Tundy
Member
A real jazzy tune
ÆMNE22A!C
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Depends.
Warm.
Love Smooth Jazz.
I never get really mad and snap but I've got my limits and some ideas which will make me take a claw hammer and...
Then again Jail sucks.
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ForAcademicPurposes
Member
If you ever worked retail when you were a young kid you'd understand how low some people are and develop a certain threshold. From entitled clients to cunt co-workers to cunt kids. Shit makes you change colors.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Mate. Someone once told me he would shoot the entire place up with an Uzi if they ever fired him. Between that and slitting everyone's throat and not blinking an eye. Truth is stranger than fiction.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Machine Gun Kelly
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Why do Americans like to fake name things after other countries?
So, I was in a local bakery and came across something called a "Dutch Crunch" loaf of bread.
I'm pretty sure an actual Dutchie would have never seen such a thing in their life, lol
IT'S NOT DUTCH!!
So, I was in a local bakery and came across something called a "Dutch Crunch" loaf of bread.
I'm pretty sure an actual Dutchie would have never seen such a thing in their life, lol
IT'S NOT DUTCH!!
badblue
Gold Member
Why do Americans like to fake name things after other countries?
So, I was in a local bakery and came across something called a "Dutch Crunch" loaf of bread.
I'm pretty sure an actual Dutchie would have never seen such a thing in their life, lol
IT'S NOT DUTCH!!
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Bruce Willis singing autographs after doing Letterman.
He's so nice and patient amidst all that silence
He's so nice and patient amidst all that silence
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Why do Americans like to fake name things after other countries?
So, I was in a local bakery and came across something called a "Dutch Crunch" loaf of bread.
I'm pretty sure an actual Dutchie would have never seen such a thing in their life, lol
IT'S NOT DUTCH!!
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ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Why do Americans like to fake name things after other countries?
So, I was in a local bakery and came across something called a "Dutch Crunch" loaf of bread.
I'm pretty sure an actual Dutchie would have never seen such a thing in their life, lol
IT'S NOT DUTCH!!
More or less.. "Tijger brood"
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Loving it the past week.
Got paid annual bonus from 2023, and it was the highest ever. Not just for my bonus $$$, but biggest bonuses ever for my company based on index payout. Our company rocked it the past year. Not so much top line, but profits were best ever as we did a great job on cost cutting and getting back in stock inventory so were normal now.
Also got my annual pay raise. Nothing crazy, but the usual 3%. My team was lucky too, we got a base bonus % increase too. Asking why? My boss didn't even have a good answer. He just said the company did great so we got increased. I dont know if other departments did too as I havent got around to probing if it was company wide or department based.
I was in such a happy mood, I was at the dentist last week and on my way out I bought my hygienist who I've known for 10 years a goodie bag of candy and chocolate from the nearby bakery. She was surprised when I came back in the door 10 minutes later and gave it to her. She loved it. And i also took out an old coworker from my past job out to lunch too. Hot mama, but engaged. Damn. I dont give a shit, I'll always pay for your lunches. lol I see her once every year or two for lunch and always hope she'll slip me some tongue when we give each other a light kiss before heading back to the office. Nahh.... it's always just a quick peck. Double damn!
Got paid annual bonus from 2023, and it was the highest ever. Not just for my bonus $$$, but biggest bonuses ever for my company based on index payout. Our company rocked it the past year. Not so much top line, but profits were best ever as we did a great job on cost cutting and getting back in stock inventory so were normal now.
Also got my annual pay raise. Nothing crazy, but the usual 3%. My team was lucky too, we got a base bonus % increase too. Asking why? My boss didn't even have a good answer. He just said the company did great so we got increased. I dont know if other departments did too as I havent got around to probing if it was company wide or department based.
I was in such a happy mood, I was at the dentist last week and on my way out I bought my hygienist who I've known for 10 years a goodie bag of candy and chocolate from the nearby bakery. She was surprised when I came back in the door 10 minutes later and gave it to her. She loved it. And i also took out an old coworker from my past job out to lunch too. Hot mama, but engaged. Damn. I dont give a shit, I'll always pay for your lunches. lol I see her once every year or two for lunch and always hope she'll slip me some tongue when we give each other a light kiss before heading back to the office. Nahh.... it's always just a quick peck. Double damn!
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John Marston
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I was watching Star Trek into Darkness & was wondering what happened with Anton Yelchin since I haven't seen him in anything the last couple of years.
I just read he died in 2016 pinned between his house gate & his Jeep.
What a horrible way to go! That's some Twilight Zone shit right there.
I'm so grateful for my uneventful and "boring" life.
I just read he died in 2016 pinned between his house gate & his Jeep.
What a horrible way to go! That's some Twilight Zone shit right there.
I'm so grateful for my uneventful and "boring" life.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
It's time to charge my phone. 
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TronNerd82
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West Texas CEO
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how did the sega genesis only have a 64 color palette? everything on the system looks a-a-mazing!
Mistake
Member
Sega genesis is responsible for my large appreciation of the synthesizer
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West Texas CEO
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I'm not sure what to eat today, but it'll probably be tacos. 
Mistake
Member
1984 ford escort. 42 mpg. Wtf
Someone explain
Someone explain
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
If Taco Bell had faster service, it would be Taco Schnell
ForAcademicPurposes
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German humor.
Thick Thighs Save Lives
NeoGAF's Physical Games Advocate Extraordinaire
This is actually an underrated playlist so thx youtube!
John Marston
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Dude what a coincidenceMy left-over spaghetti I had in the fridge is missing.
I'm reading a list of infamous last words from death row inmates.
Here's what Thomas Grasso had to say:
“I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
badblue
Gold Member
Dude what a coincidence
I'm reading a list of infamous last words from death row inmates.
Here's what Thomas Grasso had to say:
“I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
He got everything else.
Oh, and it was my wife that stole my food. I suspected her all a long.
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John Marston
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That "meal" would actually kill me.
Grildon Tundy
Member
I want to be able to forget an itch after becoming aware of it. Or allow the itch to exist without reacting until it goes away. I've practiced but, inevitably, I must scratch.
West Texas CEO
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This is pretty much my sentiment when it comes to women.
Grildon Tundy
Member
I wish there was a hybrid "laugh/thoughtful" emoji for this. German Hops: exemplar of the human condition.